Peg: Okay, honey, now it's time to do your chores.
Al: Wait a second, Peg. We had sex three nights ago. I'm still kind of woozy.
Peg: The garbage, Al. The longer of the two jobs.
Al: And the more rewarding.
(He picks up a garbage bag, then all the garbage falls out of it.)
Peg: Don't you even know how to do that?
Al: Aw, thanks, Peg. Now it's exactly like sex.