Al: Son, always remember the Bundy credo: "Lie when your wife is waking, Lie when your belly's aching, Lie when you know she's faking, Lie, Sell shoes, and Lie."
Bud: So that really is our family credo?
Al: No. Nah actually the family credo is: "Hooters, hooters, yum yum yum. Hooters, hooters on a girl that's dumb."