Al: Ah look at her. Look at her swing from that tree. So lucious, shiny to melt in my mouth
Peg: Al, you are talking about a meezly apple hanging from a tree.
Al: You're missing the point my little lust buster!
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Peg: Bud, I need a jumbo box of tampons.
Al: And don't forget my roid cream!
Bud: Anybody got anything embarassing to get while I am at it?
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Tv Set: I have a problem, my husband pays too much attention to me. He's always wanting sex, what should I do?
Peg: Bring him over here!
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Jefferson: It was on my property
Al: Property! Property! You have no property, your wife owns it some of which is you!
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Peg: Hey at least the fence stayed up, which is more than I can say for the foreman.
Al: And to think I had a stake and didn't drive it through your heart.
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(Regarding Jefferson cutting the power off)
Al: Now look what you did to my wife, without cable TV, now she will want to talk to me now!
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(To Jefferson naked)
Al: Out of my way, glutius minimus
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(To Surveyer)
Al: Don't hand that to me. It belongs to the people next door, but be on guard, the only black person they respect is Ted Dansen.
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Marcy: The Earth is moving
Jefferson: It's moving for me too. Damn, I'm good.
Marcy: You're not this good!
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(To Peg)
Al: There is probably a lot that can be learned from this but I'll be damned if I know what it is.
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Peg: Al!
Al: Peg we're already married, can't we just be friends?
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