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Married ... with Children: Get Outta Dodge

Al would get a new car if he gets a commercial done about his car hitting the 1 million mile mark. Unfortunately, while he was sleeping in the car, he accidentally shifted the gear, starting the gas while at 999,999.9 miles.

Episode Info  

Episode number: 8x18
Production Number: 817
Airdate: Sunday February 20th, 1994

Director: Sam W. Orender
Writer: Mark Driscoll

Guest Stars
Dan Tullis, Jr.Dan Tullis, Jr.
As Officer Dan
Bert L. CookBert L. Cook
As Criminal
As Buck the Dog
Todd SusmanTodd Susman
As Bill Ellis
Richard AssadRichard Assad
As Fanatic
Michael HagiwaraMichael Hagiwara
As Japanese Business Man
David GraubardDavid Graubard
As Mobster #1
William BookstonWilliam Bookston
As Wino Guy
Maray AyresMaray Ayres
As Wino Gal
Main Cast
Ed OEd O'Neill
As Al Bundy
Katey SagalKatey Sagal
As Peg Bundy
Amanda BearseAmanda Bearse
As Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy
Christina ApplegateChristina Applegate
As Kelly Bundy
David FaustinoDavid Faustino
As Bud Bundy
Ted McGinleyTed McGinley
As Jefferson D'Arcy
Episode Quotes
(To Bud)
Al: Women, can't live with them. The end.

Al: Peg I am starting to since you have a hatrid for the Dodge.
Peg: No Al. I hate war and injustice but I fricken hate the Dodge!

Al: How did you get to the hospital when Bud was born?
Peg: Taxi!
Al: While I was going to the pool hall, in the Dodge!

(Reading Al's Dodge for sale ad)
Jefferson: Used Dodge of indeterminant year. Forced to sell by used wife of indeterminant year

Bill Ellis: After your car hits a million miles and we record it, the Viper is yours.
Al: Oh Peg, I am so happy I could shake your hand.

Peg: What does that mean?
Al: I don't know Peg, I am just babbling like this because I am starring at her cleavage.

Al: I am not the worrying kind Marce, and if I do this, it appears I have breasts (pushes breasts forward)
Marcy: You don't have to do that.

(To Bud and Kelly)
Al: Kids! Or should I say lackey's of the red devil.

(To song on radio "who let my hound dog be good today")
Al: Ah, who was the genius that let West Virginia become a state?

(To Peg on car phone)
Al: Hello Peg! I am in Burnt Scrotum, New Mexico!

Other Episode Crew

CreatorMichael G. Moye  |  Ron Leavitt
Executive ProducerMichael G. Moye
Co-Executive ProducerKatherine Green
Supervising ProducerKim Weiskopf
ProducerJohn Maxwell Anderson  |  Stacie Lipp
Co-ProducerLarry Jacobson
Associate ProducerMichael Greenspon
Story EditorNancy Neufeld Callaway
Creative ConsultantRichard Gurman  |  Ralph R. Farquhar  |  David Castro
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