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Married ... with Children: Kelly Knows Something

Al tries out for a game show, but doesn't get accepted. He teaches Kelly about sports in order to win the prize money to buy a new television set, but could she be learning too much?

Episode Info  

Episode number: 8x26
Production Number: 823
Airdate: Sunday May 22nd, 1994

Director: Amanda Bearse
Writer: Al Aidekman

Special Guest Stars
Todd ChristensenTodd Christensen
As The Host (Special Appearance by)

Guest Stars
Mary-Pat GreenMary-Pat Green
As Max
As Buck the Dog
Neal LernerNeal Lerner
As Traney
Alex NevilAlex Nevil
As Mike
Main Cast
Ed OEd O'Neill
As Al Bundy
Katey SagalKatey Sagal
As Peg Bundy
Christina ApplegateChristina Applegate
As Kelly Bundy
David FaustinoDavid Faustino
As Bud Bundy
Ted McGinleyTed McGinley
As Jefferson D'Arcy
Episode Quotes
(To Peg)
Al: A fat woman godzillas into the shoe store today and asked for something to wear for a walk in the woods. Jokingly I suggested a sandwich-sign saying "Don't shoot, from the front I look human." Now you think a good natured, jolly lady like that could take some good humored teasing, but what does she do? That cow goes and complains to the owner who then gives her a gift certificate for $200 worth of free shoes. Now you know whose paycheck that's going to come out of?

(To Peg)
Al: You wouldn't know this but life is hard for those who don't have a couch stuck to their butts.

The Host: Good job, Mr. Bundy. To have consumed that much sports knowledge, I am going to assume you have no life.
Al: None whatsoever!

The Host: According to our researchers, you scored extremely low in personality.
Al: How low?
The Host: Let me put it to you this way: Its somewhere between Joe Piscopo and the fat kid who played on Head of the Class

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