Bud: You just asked someone with the IQ of mustard to come up with an idea.
Al: Peg, if you weren't my wife, I'd kiss you.
Al: New widows, Peg? So you do share my dream!
Al: How should I put this, is every one on this boat an island unto themselves?
Al: Jefferson, we're on the voyage of the damned!
Peg: We should have left you at home.
Al: You should have left me at the alter.