Al: My first official act is I declare my marriage null and void.
Marcy: This boat is being controlled by a blithering idiot.
Al: That's Captain Blithering.
Al: Well excuse me miss we never do anything together, we're dying together, are you happy now?
Al: It's always Al I'm hungry, Al I'm horny.
Al: I have a natural appetite surpressant, 25 years of marriage.