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1 :01x01 - Pilot
Writer: Ron Leavitt, Michael Moye
Director: Linda Day
Guest star: Ritch Shydner (Luke Ventura), Diana Bellamy (Customer #1), Sue Ann Gilfillan (Customer #2), Linda Dona (Tawny), Victor DiMattia (Arnold)
Al and Peg Bundy meet their newlywed neighbors, Steve and Marcy Rhoades. Peg informs Marcy how to train her new husband, while Al teaches Steve how to be a man again.
2 :01x02 - Thinnergy
Writer: Michael Moye, Ron Leavitt
Director: Linda Day
Guest star: Ritch Shydner (Luke Ventura), Elizabeth Edwards (Sandy)
Marcy enlightens Peggy with a new diet book called "Thinergy," a program which only works if both partners go through it together.
3 :01x03 - But I Didn't Shoot the Deputy
Writer: Ron Burla
Director: Linda Day
Guest star: Thomas Hill (Muldoon), Frank Lloyd (Norris), J. Jay Saunders (Bronson)
Steve and Marcy buy a huge watch dog which annoys Al with his constant barking. But when Peggy hears a noise in the night, Al accidentally shoots the dog.
4 :01x04 - Whose Room is it Anyway?
The Rhoades get a tax refund and they decide to build a room, but can't decide on what kind of room to build, a pool room for Al or an exercise room for Peggy.
5 :01x05 - Have You Driven a Ford Lately
Al and Steve buy a classic Mustang and become consumed in restoring back to mint condition.
6 :01x06 - Sixteen Years and What Do You Get
Writer: Katherine Green, Richard Gurman
Director: Linda Day
Guest star: Ritch Shydner (Luke Ventura), Walter Olkewicz (Violinist), Don Draper (Salesman), Elias Zarou (Marcel), Richard Sanders (Mr. Conner)
Al's credit card is maxed out when he tries to find a gift for Peggy on their anniversary.
7 :01x07 - Married ... Without Children
Director: Linda Day
Guest star: Gunther Jensen (Dweep), Liane Curtis (Debbie), Noah Blake (Sean)
Al and Peg run away for the weekend and leave Bud and Kelly with the Rhoades, who've underestimated their intelligence.
8 :01x08 - The Poker Game
Writer: Ron Leavitt, Michael Moye
Director: Brian Levant
Guest star: Sue Ann Gilfillan (Lisa), James Lashly (E.J.), Steve Susskind (Barney), Frank Lloyd (Norris), William Utay (Bum), Garrett Morris (Russ)
Steve loses his paycheck in a poker game to Al and needs to get it back before Marcy finds out.
9 :01x09 - Peggy Sue Got Work
Writer: Ellen L. Fogle
Director: Linda Day
Guest star: Ernie Sabella (Mr. Pond), Irwin Keyes (Mr. Hugo), Jeryl Jagoda (Woman #1), Regina Leeds (Woman #2)
When Peggy asks Al for a VCR, Marcy suggests that she go to work and earn the money herself where she learns what having a job is all about...minimum wage.
10 :01x10 - Al Loses His Cherry
Writer: Sandy Sprung, Marcy Vosburgh
Director: Arlando Smith
Guest star: Ritch Shydner (Luke Ventura), Pamela Bowman (Sherry Cherry), Estelle Harris (Delilah), Jerry Hall (Terry Cherry)
An argument leads Al to Luke's bachelor pad, where he basks in the swingers life he had envisioned.
11 :01x11 - Nightmare on Al's Street
Marcy has dreams about Al while Steve is on a business trip, leading her to ask Peggy for help.
12 :01x12 - Where's the Boss
Writer: Sandy Sprung, Marcy Vosburgh
Director: Linda Day
Guest star: Geoffrey Scott (Gary), J. J. Johnston (Happy), Rick Waln (Bart), Diana Bellamy (Nancy), Billy Beck (Guard), Lewis Arquette (Ed), Amanda Sherman (Donna), Giovanni Ribisi (Teddy (as Vonni Ribisi))
Al can't seem to find Gary anywhere, which leads him to the conclusion that she's dead. He decides to go find another job.
13 :01x13 - Johnny Be Gone
Al and Peggy have tickets to attend the final night of their favorite hamburger joint. But when family problems get in the way, Al may miss out on the historical night.
14 :02x01 - Poppy's By the Tree (1)
Writer: Ron Leavitt, Michael Moye
Director: Linda Day
Guest star: Gary Grubbs (Delbert), Richard Paul (Sheriff), Charlie Dell (Roy), Ian Patrick Williams (Beany), Becky Phelps (Gloria), Kim Morgan Greene (Becky), Dan Gauthier (Kelly's Boyfriend), Sandy Sprung (Dottie), Bill Marcus (Harold)
The Bundys are at a hotel in Florida, only to find that an ax murderer lives there.
15 :02x02 - Poppy's By the Tree (2)
Writer: Michael Moye, Ron Leavitt
Director: Linda Day
Guest star: Gary Grubbs (Delbert), Richard Paul (Sheriff), Charlie Dell (Roy), Ian Patrick Williams (Beany), Becky Phelps (Gloria), Kim Morgan Greene (Becky), Dan Gauthier (Kelly's Boyfriend), Vic Polizos (Killer)
Peg gets kidnapped! Can Al get her back?
16 :02x03 - If I Were a Rich Man
Al and Steve find out about 1 million dollars missing from the bank and the other Bundys think they have it.
17 :02x04 - Buck Can Do It
Writer: Michael Moye, Ron Leavitt
Director: Linda Day
Guest star: Derek McGrath (Buck (In Dream)), Mitchell Greenberg (Mr. Pittman), Dick Durock (Chainsaw)
Buck mates another dog, making the owner of the dog so angry that he sues Al.
18 :02x05 - Girls Just Want to Have Fun (1)
Writer: Tracy Gamble, Richard Vaczy
Director: Linda Day
Guest star: LaRue Stanley (Fanny), Charlotte Crossley (Louise), Judy Kain (Sheila), Lisa Kahofer (Wanda), Joey D. Vieira (Ernest), Richard Brose (Bouncer), Doug Donatelli (Construction Worker), Christopher Whalley (Cowboy), Michael Christian (Skippy (as Mike Christian)), Steve Guri (Mervyn), Nick Montgomery (Leon), George Solomon (Host/Announcer), Billy Hufsey (Zorro)
Marcy and Peggy go to a strip club, but Marcy ends up losing her ring in a very uncomfortable space...
19 :02x06 - Girls Just Want to Have Fun (2)
Writer: Tracy Gamble, Richard Vaczy
Director: Linda Day
Guest star: LaRue Stanley (Fanny), Charlotte Crossley (Louise), Judy Kain (Sheila), Lisa Kahofer (Wanda), Richard Brose (Bouncer), Doug Donatelli (Construction Worker), Christopher Whalley (Cowboy), Michael Christian (Skippy (as Mike Christian)), Steve Guri (Mervyn), Nick Montgomery (Leon), George Solomon (Host / Announcer), Billy Hufsey (Zorro)
The men take action over Peg and Marcy, just to make them feel bad about what happened.
20 :02x07 - For Whom the Bell Tolls
The phone line to the Bundys get cut off after Al refuses to pay the bill.
21 :02x08 - Born to Walk
Al needs to renew his license, but fails the test. Kelly, on the other hand, gets her license on the same day.
22 :02x09 - Alley of the Dolls
Writer: Sandy Sprung, Marcy Vosburgh
Director: Linda Day
Guest star: Deborah Harmon (Mimi), Bill Kalmenson (Chuck), Larry Spinak (Frank), Darren Modder (Roscoe), Jennifer Sophia (Didi)
The Bundys and old rivals battle it out in a bowling match.
23 :02x10 - The Razor's Edge
Steve gets a beard which makes Marcy very uncomfortable. Steve then moves in with the Bundys.
24 :02x11 - How Do You Spell Revenge?
Writer: Ralph R. Farquhar
Director: Linda Day
Guest star: John Dennis Johnston (Jimmy), Kris Kamm (Brian)
Peggy gets taught softball by Al. In the meantime, Kelly is reluctant to get a tattoo.
25 :02x12 - Earth Angel
Writer: Ellen L. Fogle
Director: Linda Day
Guest star: Dawn Merrick (Tiffany), Judy Kain (Sheila), LaRue Stanley (Fanny), Charlotte Crossley (Louise), Lana Schwab (Fern), Steve Susskind (Barney), John Wesley (Dennis), Frank Lloyd (Norris), Gene LeBell (Larry)
Bud meets a girl who everyone likes with the exception of Marcy.
26 :02x13 - You Better Watch Out
Writer: Katherine Green, Richard Gurman
Director: Linda Day
Guest star: Michael G. Hagerty (Coroner), David Ruprecht (Mr. Mallman), Edan Gross (Carl), Michael Faustino (Nestor), Robert Petkoff (Delivery Boy)
The Lakeside Mall has been killing the business at Al's workplace and now he experiences a bit of irony as their mall Santa dies from a fall in the Bundy's backyard when his parachute fails to open. The police order Al to calm down the neighborhood kids by proving Santa is still alive.
27 :02x14 - Guys and Dolls
Writer: Marcy Vosburgh, Sandy Sprung
Director: Linda Day
Guest star: Nick DeMauro (Cop)
Al and Steve trade Marcy's expensive Barbie doll for baseball cards.
28 :02x15 - Build a Better Mousetrap
The Bundys take on a mouse that invaded the house.
29 :02x16 - Master the Possibilities
Writer: Michael Moye, Ron Leavitt
Director: Linda Day
Guest star: Bill Erwin (Hiram Massey), Debi A. Monahan (Hon), Jim Keily (Bellboy), Linda Lutz (Frieda), Christi Allen (Kristi), Caryn Wells (Paula)
Buck gets a pre-approved credit card, letting the Bundys go shopping.
30 :02x17 - Peggy Loves Al, Yeah Yeah, Yeah
Writer: Ralph R. Farquhar
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Lihann Jones (April May June)
Peggy is desperate to get Al to say "I Love You" to her, and Marcy wants to get Steve the perfect gift.
31 :02x18 - The Great Escape
Writer: Ellen L. Fogle
Director: Linda Day
Guest star: Cliff Bemis (Termite Boss), Hope Marie Carlton (Heather), Teri Weigel (Jade), Kim Anderson (Jackie), Barbara Belmonte (Trish), Barbara Schillaci (Mitzi)
The Bundys spend a night at the shoe store.
32 :02x19 - Im-Po-Dent
Steve uses Marcy as a servant after she dents his car.
33 :02x20 - Just Married ... With Children
Writer: Ellen L. Fogle
Director: Linda Day
Guest star: David Leisure (Bink Winkleman), Catherine Rusoff (Mona Squab), Geoff Pierson (Roland Squab), Jessie Scott (The Lovely Zelda)
The Rhoades and the Bundys go on a game show about newlyweds.
34 :02x21 - Father Lode
Al makes money from the racetrack, but loses it later from Peg.
35 :02x22 - All in the Family
Writer: Marcy Vosburgh, Sandy Sprung
Director: Linda Day
Guest star: Christopher Pallies (Uncle Irwin (as King Kong Bundy)), James 'Gypsy' Haake (Uncle Otto), Milly Del Rubio (Wanker Triplet #1), Elena Del Rubio (Wanker Triplet #2), Eadie Del Rubio (Wanker Triplet #3)
Peggy's eccentric relatives are coming for a visit to the Bundy household. One of the Wanker triplets is planning on getting married, threatening their musical act.
36 :03x01 - He Thought He Could
Writer: Ron Leavitt, Michael Moye
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Lu Leonard (De Groot), Edan Gross (Young Al), Brandon Bluhm (Lenny), Joseph Dammann (Book Boy)
When Al finds a library book that is 31 years overdue, he decides to face Mrs. Degroot, the librarian who thinks he is and always will be a loser.
37 :03x02 - I'm Going to Sweatland
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Nancy Skelton (Dottie), Justine Lenore (Edna), Michelle Milantoni (Margo), Rawley Valverde (Alajandro), Ron Stein (Elvis?), Tifni Twitchell (Mrs. Webstock), Ken Minyard (Ollie), Bob Arthur (Lew), Paul L. Casey (Elvis #1), Aaron Paris (Elvis #2), Robert Lenz (Elvis #3), Robert Kim (Oriental Elvis), Raymond D. Turner (Black Elvis), Casey Stengel (Elvis On Wheels), Bruce Liberty (Clyde), Sadie Chrestman (Samantha)
Peg sees Elvis Presley in a sweat stain on Al's t-shirt, and tries to make money off of the image.
38 :03x03 - Poke High (aka The Red Grange Story)
Writer: Ralph R. Farquhar
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Beau Dremann (Matt), Cynthia Songe (Ms. Mount), Ria Pavia (Kitty), Carey Eidel (Mr. Groggs), Gregory White (Coach), Alan Baltes (Football Player)
Kelly tries to score with a high-school fullback, and after learning that he threatens his record, Al roots for the opposing team in order to keep his record intact.
39 :03x04 - The Camping Show (aka A Period Piece)
Al and Steve's camping vacation is ruined because Marcy, Peg, and Kelly get their periods at the same time, as well as man-eating animals surrounding them.
40 :03x05 - A Dump of My Own
Al tries to build his own dream bathroom in the garage.
41 :03x06 - Her Cups Runneth Over
Writer: Marcy Vosburgh, Sandy Sprung
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: April Wayne (Muffy), Devin Devasquez (Vicki), Bill Smillie (Pops), Deron McBee (Policeman), Lynn Austin (Peaches), Tally Chanel (Corky)
Peg's favorite bra is discontinued; Al tries to find a replacement for it.
42 :03x07 - The Bald and the Beautiful
Writer: Jules Dennis, Richard Mueller
Director: John Sgueglia
Guest star: Graham Jarvis (Lance), Henry G. Sanders (Murray), Jim Maniaci (Jim), Therese Kablan (Crystal), Kay Wolf (Amber)
When Al and Steve think that they are losing their hair, they go to a counsel of a hairless support group.
43 :03x08 - The Gypsy Cried
Writer: Richard Gurman
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Carmen Zapata (Madame Olga), F. William Parker (Mr. Vandergelder), Barbara Alyn Woods (Vicki), Steve Bean (Fred), Sandra Wild (Fluffy)
A fortune telling gypsy predicts the Rhoades and Bundy's fortunes. Steve, Al, and Peg are given good fortunes, and Marcy's fortune predicts her dying.
44 :03x09 - Requiem for a Dead Barber
Writer: Ron Leavitt, Michael Moye
Director: James E. Hornbeck
Guest star: Kenny Sacha (Mr. Adonis), Charlie Spradling (Murphy (as Charlie)), Steve Levy (Mr. Ron), Stacy Alden (Fran), Harry Hart-Browne (Eduardo), Steve Susskind (Barney), Frank Lloyd (Norris), Vito D'Ambrosio (Louie), Garrett Morris (Russ)
Al goes in search of a real haircut after his barber of 20 years dies. An exhausted hunt leaves Al disgusted and looking like a hippie. He finally gives in and goes to a salon, which gives him a new hairdo that is a little effeminate.
45 :03x10 - I'll See You in Court
Writer: Jeanne Baruch, Jeanne Romano
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Lora Zane (Ms. Weigel), Lillian Lehman (Judge), Ken Thorley (Jury Foreman)
The Rhoades use the Bundy's as witnesses when a motel inadvertently taped Steve and Marcy having sex.
46 :03x11 - Eatin' Out
Writer: Marcy Vosburgh, Sandy Sprung
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Michael Tulin (Paul), Clement von Franckenstein (Maitre'D), Tom Tully (Harold), Mary Jo Kirwan (Harold's Wife), Dona Speir (Photo Girl), William Rogers (Waiter No. 1)
The Bundys recieve a check for $237.00 after their Uncle Henry dies, and they decide to use it to eat out at an elegant restaurant.
47 :03x12 - My Mom, the Mom
Writer: Cindy Begel, Lesa Kite
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Teri Ralston (Judge Spivak), Teri Weigel (Jade), Deborah Levin (Susan), Julie Condra (Becky)
Peg accompanies Kelly to school for Mother-Daughter Career Day, where she becomes popular by describing her life as a housewife.
48 :03x13 - Can't Dance, Don't Ask Me (aka Kelly's Dance)
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Bunny Summers (Mrs. Wicker), Sandy Helberg (Mr. Wormer), Jesse Borrego (Bruno)
Because of a prank that she pulled at school, Kelly must learn to tap dance and perform in front of a school audience or get kicked out of school.
49 :03x14 - A Three Job, No Income Family
Writer: Richard Gurman
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Teresa Ganzel (Heather), Pauly Shore (Captain), Christian Jacobs (Shep), Dylan Kussman (Butch)
Peggy gets a job selling Patty Brite cosmetics. Al discovers that she is making more money than him, so he gets a second job at Burger Trek.
50 :03x15 - The Harder They Fall
Writer: Ellen L. Fogle
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Daniel Frishman (Mr. Williams)
While driving, a driver cuts Steve off. Peg gives him "the finger", but the driver follows Steve. Steve then becomes obsessed that the enraged driver will come after him.
51 :03x16 - The House That Peg Lost
Writer: Mel Sherer, Steve Granat
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Allison Barron (Lauren), Tracy Justrich (Tasha), Jonathan Coogan (Workman), Kristen Pearcey (Karen), Laurie Plaxen (Charlene (as Laurie Plaksin)), Howard Stevens (TV Announcer)
Steve and Marcy go on vacation and they put Al and Peg in charge of guarding their house. Al and Peg are only supposed to let the plumber in, but when a man comes up to the Bundy's door and asks for "Steve's Roadhouse", Peg thinks he is the plumber and that he means Steve Rhoades' house, so she lets him come inside. The man tows the Rhoades' home away. Steve and Marcy return home to discover a big hole where their house used to be, so they move in with the Bundys. Meanwhile, Kelly throws a slumber party.
52 :03x17 - Married ... with Prom Queen (1)
Writer: Ellen L. Fogle
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Lisa Raggio (Connie Bender), Jack Yates (Jack), Catherine Carlen (Vicky), Carol Mansell (Edna), Betty Muramoto (Sumo Yohiro), Andrea Parker (Go-Go Dancer), Barbara Belmonte (Silky), Patricia Matthews (Velour), Danny Timms (Guitar Player), Morgan Cavett (Guitar Player and Lead Singer)
Peg and Al go to their high school reunion, where Peg attempts to win the Reunion Queen Title. Al meets up with a rival and they decide to finish the fight that they didn't get to do in high school. Meanwhile, Bud and Kelly are trying to find food at home.
53 :03x18 - Married ... with Prom Queen: the Sequel (2)
Writer: Ellen L. Fogle
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Lisa Raggio (Connie Bender), Bill Applebaum (Tim Potter), Jack Yates (Jack), Catherine Carlen (Vicky), Ric Stoneback (Speedy), Robert Schuch (Jimbo), John Apicella (Rick), Eric Tull (Milton), Claudia Harrington (Thelma), Linda Lenet (Geena (as Lynda Lenet)), Lisa Donovan (Linda), Laura Mellencamp (Melinda), Andrea Parker (Go-Go Dancer), Barbara Belmonte (Silky), Patricia Matthews (Velour), Lynn Austin (Sable), Bill Bateman (Larry Fleishman), David L. Lander (Eli)
Peg continues with her efforts to win Reunion Queen, while Al fights against his rival, Jack. Bud and Kelly go to the reunion in disguise, and eat the food there. With the help of Bud and Kelly, Peg cheats to win Reunion Queen, and Al beats Jack in their fight.
54 :03x19 - The Dateless Amigo
Writer: Vida Spears, Sara V. Finney
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Stephen Dorff (Boz), Giovanni Ribisi (Teddy (as Vonni Ribisi)), Heather Hopper (Lisa), Christy Michelle Taylor (Caroline (as Christy Johnson))
When Bud finds out his friends have dates and he doesn't, he tries to get one for himself and fails. So, he turns to the next best thing, a mannequin. Meanwhile, Al comes up with an idea for a new invention: The Bundy Shoe Lights. He introduces them to the people at the shoe convention, but they reject it after a mishap. Al does come up with another invention, though: Shoeper-Scoopers.
55 :03x20 - The Computer Show
Writer: Ralph R. Farquhar
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Nick Toth (Voice of the Computer)
The Bundys get a computer that is costing them a lot of money. However, nobody uses it, forcing Al to smash it with a sledgehammer.
56 :03x21 - Life's a Beach
Writer: Ralph R. Farquhar
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Morgan Brittany (Marilyn Beamis), Candace Hutson (Tina (as Candy Hutson)), Brice Alan (Chris), Pete Steinfeld (Lifeguard), Christi Allen (Lucy), Sandra Alexander (Wendy), Amber Susa (Jill), Gary Mauro (Mark), Tracy Burton (Sandy), Marilyn Pitzer (Betsy), Michael Faustino (Kid #1), Marcy Austin (Luana), Saman (Beach Boy)
Al decides that he and his family need to spend some more time together, so they all go to the beach.
57 :03x22 - Here's Lookin' at You, Kid
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: LaRue Stanley (Fanny), Shirley Prestia (Marsha), Dolores Albin (Mrs. McGinty), Healy Cunningham (Lois), Luann Lee (Fifi)
There's a guy in the neighborhood that is peeping on all the women in the neighborbood ... except Peg. Getting tired of having sex with Peg to make her feel better, Al pretends to be the peeper and he peeps on Peg. In the meantime, Bud helps Kelly with her studies.
58 :04x01 - Hot off the Grill
Marcy's aunt is cremated. Marcy takes care of her remains. It becomes problematic when her ashes end up in everyone's food.
59 :04x02 - Dead Men Don't Do Aerobics
Writer: Katherine Green
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Tom Lahm (Jim Jupiter), Michele Smith (Bunny), Katherine Eickstaedt (Lola)
Peggy does some aerobics with Chicago's healthiest man, but soon the man dies.
60 :04x03 - Buck Saves the Day
Writer: Marcy Vosburgh, Sandy Sprung
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Aeryk Egan (Victor), Michael Faustino (Joey), Lana Schwab (Fern), Charlotte Crossley (Louise)
Kelly and Bud want concert tickets and try to get some money, but this means bad news for the other Bundys.
61 :04x04 - Tooth or Consequences
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Joe Flaherty (Dr. Plierson), Traci Lords (T.C.), Scott Garrison (Bill)
Al takes a trip to the dentist and has a relationship with the assistant.
62 :04x05 - He Ain't Much, But He's Mine
Writer: Lisa Rosenthal
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Elizabeth Keifer (Ginger), Vernee Watson-Johnson (Renee), Kimmy Robertson (Molly), Brenda Lilly (Sonya)
Peggy thinks that Al is cheating on her after talking with a woman at a beauty parlor.
63 :04x06 - Fair Exchange
Writer: Al Aidekman
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Milla Jovovich (Yvette), Richard Israel (Myron), Gregg Thomsen (Hank), Douglas Bryant Johnson (Bob)
The Bundys take in a French girl for a couple of days to make some money, but that girl is not that easy to handle, especially for Kelly.
64 :04x07 - Desperately Seeking Miss October
Writer: Arthur Silver, Steve Bing
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Brandi Brandt (Herself)
Al tries to find his Playboy magazines after Peggy throws them out.
65 :04x08 - 976-SHOE
Writer: Sandy Sprung, Marcy Vosburgh
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Ray Reinhardt (Peamon), Kari Whitman (Muffy), Kerry Burke (Swenson), Dan Tullis, Jr. (Sheriff), R. Leo Schreiber (Farmer)
Al takes a loan from Steve for an investment, but could Steve be making a BIG mistake?
66 :04x09 - Oh, What a Feeling
Writer: Ron Leavitt, Michael Moye
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: John Welsh (Tony), Mike Tino (Vince), Joe Farago (Mr. Whiteman), Marc Bentley (Lewis), Nancy Priddy (Mrs. Whiteman)
Al wants a new car, but can't buy one because he can't afford it after Peg spends all his money.
67 :04x10 - At the Zoo
Writer: Katherine Green
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Matt McKenzie (Reporter), Lisa Moss (TV News Anchor), Jennifer Banko (Courtney), Michael Francis Clarke (Bartender), Dan Tullis, Jr. (Sonny), Frank Lloyd (Norris), Trudy Adams (Chelsea)
The Bundys go to the zoo taking Steve, although he was supposed to look for work.
68 :04x11 - It's a Bundyful Life (1)
Writer: Ron Leavitt, Michael Moye
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Sam Kinison (Angel (credit only)), Don Sparks (Santa "Horowitz"), Ann Nelson (Elderly Woman), Tim Eyster (Franklin), Kate Romero (Midge), Kristeen Buxton (Denise), Thomas Ian Nicholas (Bobby), Eve Smith (Mom), Ted McGinley (Norman (credit only))
Al finally has some real money to buy things for Christmas, but ends up getting stuck after some customers get to the shoe store.
69 :04x12 - It's a Bundyful Life (2)
Writer: Michael Moye, Ron Leavitt
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Sam Kinison (Angel), Don Sparks (Santa "Horowitz" (credit only)), Ann Nelson (Elderly Woman (credit only)), Tim Eyster (Franklin (credit only)), Kate Romero (Midge (credit only)), Kristeen Buxton (Denise (credit only)), Thomas Ian Nicholas (Bobby (credit only)), Eve Smith (Mom (credit only)), Ted McGinley (Norman (Norman Jablonsky))
Al gets a visit from his guardian angel.
70 :04x13 - Who'll Stop the Rain
The Bundy roof is leaking and Al needs to fix it.
71 :04x14 - A Taxing Problem
Writer: Paul Diamond
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Paul Coufos (Leo Privett), Coleen Maloney (Marie Privett), A. J. Freeman (Mailman)
Al needs to pay taxes after Peggy neglects them, and needs money fast. Little does he know the money is right on Peggy's hair.
72 :04x15 - Rock and Roll Girl
Writer: Ellen L. Fogle
Director: Linda Day
Guest star: Adolfo Quiñones (Cecil (as Shabba-Doo)), Anthony Smedile (Himself (as The Gutter Cats)), Bobby Lycon (Himself (as The Gutter Cats)), Jonny Black (Himself (as The Gutter Cats)), Josh Blake (Himself (as The Gutter Cats)), Dan Tullis, Jr. (Officer), Eva La Rue (Carrie), Deborah Dillon (Sharrie), Jill Pierce (Mary), Jamie Lynn Grenham (Brenda), Chuck E. Weiss (Bum)
Bud works as Kelly's agent when she becomes a rock star.
73 :04x16 - You Gotta Know When to Hold 'Em (1)
Writer: Sioux Doanham
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Michael Stoyanov (Pizza Man), Lawrence Lott (Dealer), Michael Saccente (Man)
Marcy decides Steve isn't good enough for him anymore, and they get divorced in Las Vegas.
74 :04x17 - You Gotta Know When to Fold 'Em (2)
Writer: Kevin Curran
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Ava Fabian (Yummy), Rick Zumwalt (Gambler), Tony Cimber (Announcer), Lynn Braxton (Big Bad Mama), Jeanne Basone (Hollywood), Ursula Hayden (Babe, The Farmer's Daughter), Gene LeBell (Referee), Sam Clay (Croupier), Nicholas Dorr (Man), Sarah Taylor (Lounge Singer), Tommy Nast (Elmo)
Al, Kelly, and Bud go to Las Vegas to find Peggy and Marcy, but now they're all broke, and need to make some money. Kelly has the power to read roulette numbers, and Al needs to wrestle for the money.
75 :04x18 - What Goes Around Comes Around
Writer: Ellen L. Fogle
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Tiffani Thiessen (Heather (Heather McCoy)), Joel J. Edwards (Jeff), Bojesse Christopher (Rick (as Bojesse Christopher Graham)), Carol Gustafson (Principal Ravinko), Mik Scriba (Mr. Blum), Steven Sprung (Clyde (as Steve Bruskin)), Cory Tyler (Guy #2 (as Corey Tyler)), Josh D. Howard (Guy #1)
Bud remembers a girl who made fun of him years ago and now wants to get back at her.
76 :04x19 - Peggy Turns 300
Writer: Katherine Green
Director: Tony Singletary
Guest star: Michael McManus (Puggy), Roy Firestone (Himself), Michael O'Guinne (Bowler #1), Garrett Glaser (Himself)
Al and Peggy celebrate her birthday by going bowling. Al does well, but Peggy does better.
77 :04x20 - Peggy Made a Little Lamb
Writer: Ellen L. Fogle
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Marge Redmond (Miss Beyer), Chuck E. Weiss (Bum), Geri Betzler (Susan), Patrick Dancy (Ruben), Keely Christian (Senior #1), Sandi Whitten (Senior #2)
Peggy finds out she never passed Home Ec in high school, and needs to do it over to pass.
78 :04x21 - Raingirl
Writer: Kevin Curran
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Ben Lemon (Bill Palomino), Fran Montano (Station Manager)
Kelly gets another job, this time as a weather girl.
79 :04x22 - The Agony of Defeet
Writer: Joey Gutierrez, Diane Burroughs
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Jim O'Doherty (Pagent Master), Lou Wills (Judge #1), Noah Blake (Jim), Robin Angers (Rhonda), Michael John Burns (Joey), Gary Willis (Judge #2)
Al has to judge a beauty contest at the shoe store, but soon gets some very disturbing images in his head.
80 :04x23 - Yard Sale
Writer: Marcy Vosburgh, Sandy Sprung
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Alex Walters (Statue), Josh Carroll (Mark), Andrew Steinfeld (Tom), Cynthia Sullivan (Mildred), Brent Corman (Freddy), Kate Morrison (Alice)
Al wants to get rid of all of Peggy's useless junk at a yard sale.
81 :05x01 - We'll Follow the Sun
Writer: Ron Leavitt, Michael Moye
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Eric Menyuk (Gerry), Marla Frees (Kitty (as Marla Fries)), Frank Lloyd (Motorist #1), Gita Isak (Motorist #2), Eddie Rio (Motorist #3)
The Bundys decide to go on vacation, but get caught in traffic.
82 :05x02 - Al ... with Kelly
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Pamela Anderson (Yvette), Beckie Mullen (Yvonne), Jay Anthony Franke (Pizza Boy), Teresa Frost (Nurse)
Al and Kelly pretend to be sick so they don't have to go to Wanker county. Later, Kelly really gets sick, and Al needs to take care of her.
83 :05x03 - Sue Casa, His Casa
Writer: Kevin Curran
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Mark L. Taylor (Mr. Lincoln), Rif Hutton (Bailiff), Dr. Joyce Brothers (The Judge)
Al gets in a car accident and decides to sue the other driver.
84 :05x04 - The Unnatural
Writer: Katherine Green
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Reid Shelton (Roy), Steve Susskind (Barney), Frank Lloyd (Norris), Greg Lewis (Old Codger), Ian Ziering (Kid), Ray Templin (Announcer (as Ray J. Templin)), Dan Blom (Sven Hunkstrom), Derek Sellers (Hardy)
Al gets left out of the softball championships thanks to the other Bundys.
85 :05x05 - The Dance Show
Writer: Arthur Silver
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Dan Castellaneta (Pete), Sam McMurray (Andy), Dorit Sauer (Trixie)
Al takes offense to a man who dances with Peggy every night.
86 :05x06 - Kelly Bounces Back
Writer: Al Aidekman
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Tia Carrere (Piper (Piper Bowman)), Tina Louise (Miss Beck), Debbe Dunning (Rochelle), Joanna Goode (Incense), Wendy Nichols (Girl)
Kelly wants to be a spokesperson for a new car that came out.
87 :05x07 - Married ... with Aliens
Writer: Ellen L. Fogle
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Leonard Lightfoot (Oliver), Phil Fondacaro (Alien), Debbie Lee Carrington (Alien), Tony Cox (Alien), Patty Maloney (Alien), Felix Silla (Alien), Susan Rossitto (Alien)
Al sees aliens that no one else sees, making the others believe he is crazy.
88 :05x08 - Wabbit Season
Al wants to have a vegetable garden. He finally makes one, but a rabbit keeps eating his crops.
89 :05x09 - Do Ya Think I'm Sexy
Writer: Kevin Curran
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Rhonda Shear (Brenda), Teri Weigel (Jade), Sherrie Rose (Mandi), Lucy Filippone (Athena), Rhonda Britten (Donna)
With a move as simple as moving the couch, Al becomes the neighborhood hunk.
90 :05x10 - One Down, Two to Go
Writer: Ralph R. Farquhar
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Stewart J. Zully (Sam), Julie Gray (Brooke), Charles Howerton (Older Man), Rick Waugh (Jake)
Kelly moves out after Al beats up another of her boyfriends.
91 :05x11 - And Baby Makes Money
Writer: Art Everett
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Beth Broderick (Miss Penza), Charlie Brill (Eugene Bundy)
Al actually has sex with Peggy after finding out he can make big money from a couple to make an heir for them.
92 :05x12 - Married ... with Who
Writer: Ellen L. Fogle
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Ted McGinley (Jefferson D'Arcy)
Marcy tells Peggy that she had sex with someone last night. The person turned out to be Jefferson. She decides to have a wedding with him, all arranged by the Bundys.
93 :05x13 - The Godfather
Writer: Ralph R. Farquhar
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Lane Davies (Harry Ashland), Scott Ferguson (Paperboy), Angel Broadhurst (Salt Water), Ann Marie Gillis (Woman), Ted McGinley (Jefferson D'Arcy)
Kelly dates a middle-aged man. This makes Al look big when the man says he "knows some people."
94 :05x14 - Look Who's Barking
Writer: Katherine Green
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Cheech Marin (The Voice of Buck), Brian George (Chef), Rodney Kageyama (Owner), Kort Falkenberg (Hans), B. B. King (Street Singer), Ted McGinley (Jefferson D'Arcy)
A female dog comes into the house with Buck. The Bundys start paying more attention to her than to Buck after a matter of time.
95 :05x15 - A Man's Castle
Writer: Stacie Lipp
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Dave Florek (Mick), Fitzhugh G. Houston (Rich), Deryl Carroll (Professor Lavar)
Peggy decides that the bathroom needs redecorating and changes it into the color pink, which scares Al.
96 :05x16 - All Night Security Dude
Writer: Peter Gaffney, Glenn Eichler
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Bubba Smith (Spare Tire Dixon), Dorit Sauer (Trixie), Carol Gustafson (Principal), Ted McGinley (Jefferson D'Arcy)
Al gets a job as a security guard at his old high school. He forgetfully lets someone from their rival high school take their trophy that they won at football, which creates problems for Al.
97 :05x17 - Oldies but Young 'Uns
Writer: Bill Prady
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Joseph Bologna (Charlie Verducci), Matt LeBlanc (Vinnie Verducci), Suli McCullough (Dave), Michael Stanton (Customer #1), Ron Litman (Customer #2), Gene Baxter (Rick Cool (as Bean Baxter)), Ted McGinley (Jefferson D'Arcy)
Al hears a song he heard a long time ago on the radio, and struggles to find out the name of the song.
98 :05x18 - Weenie Tot Lovers & Other Strangers
Writer: Kevin Curran
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Ray Girardin (Mr. Shnick), Heather Elizabeth Parkhurst (Flopsie), F. Richards Ford (Jonhson), Milt Tarver (I.R.S. Agent), Helena Apothaker (Butter Lefkowitz), Jennifer Braff (Rhonda Rose), Dan Tullis, Jr. (Policeman), Ted McGinley (Jefferson D'Arcy)
Al tries to decide who to finance for, Bud and the White House, or Kelly and a contest.
99 :05x19 - Kids! Wadaya Gonna Do?
Writer: Ellen L. Fogle
Director: Linda Day
Guest star: Helena Apothaker (Crystal), Edith Varon (Agatha), Irina Cashen (June Hubbard), Joey Simmrin (March Hubbard), Matt Leavitt (January Hubbard), Kristen Semon (December Hubbard), Cheri Semon (July Hubbard), Samantha Leavitt (April Hubbard), Heather Lynne Cranny (May Hubbard), Ted McGinley (Jefferson D'Arcy)
Al and Peggy go over to Marcy's house while they're out, Bud goes out on a date, and Kelly babysits.
100 :05x20 - Top of the Heap
Writer: Ron Leavitt, Arthur Silver
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Joseph Bologna (Charlie Verducci), Matt LeBlanc (Vinnie Verducci), Diana Bellamy (Kathleen Morgan), Joey Lauren Adams (Mona Mullins), Rebecca Cross (Tyler Cameron), John Mansfield (Roger Bonderly), Charles Howerton (Nelson), Dennis Holahan (Man #1), Kathryn O'Reilly (Woman), Tim Hill (Security Man), Jill Pierce (Mary Ann), Harold Harris (Man #2)
This episode talks about a spinoff of Married...with Children, followng the lives of two other men who follow a life similar to Al's.
101 :05x21 - You Better Shop Around (1)
Writer: Michael Ferris, John Brancato
Director: Linda Day
Guest star: Bruce Jarchow (Manager), John Mallory Asher (Bob), Jodie Mann (Cashier), Bobbie Brown (Nibbles), Regina Leeds (Cheese Lady), Louise Rapport (Mrs. Gillis), Helena Apothaker (Butter), Kevin Ryder (the D.J.)
The Bundys get an air conditioner, but it uses too much power and takes away the electricity in the neighborhood.
102 :05x22 - You Better Shop Around (2)
Writer: Stacie Lipp
Director: Linda Day
Guest star: Jerry Mathers (Himself), Alan Oppenheimer (Mr. Foodie), Bruce Jarchow (Manager), Bobbie Brown (Nibbles), Brent Corman (Boy), Jodie Mann (Cashier), Ted McGinley (Jefferson D'Arcy)
The Bundys move into a supermarket and find out about a shopping spree. Bud and Kelly bother the judge of the contest.
103 :05x23 - Route 666 (1)
Writer: Katherine Green
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: John Byner (Prospector), Carmen Filpi (Codger #1), Owen Bush (Codger #2), Michael Moye (Young Zeke), Buddy Matlock (Banjo Player), Ted McGinley (Jefferson D'Arcy)
The Bundys go on a trip, but the car breaks down while they're in New Mexico and need the D'Arcy's help in order to get back to Chicago.
104 :05x24 - Route 666 (2)
Writer: Ralph R. Farquhar
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Earl Billings (Demerson), Sharyn Leavitt (Yetta), Renee Tenison (Macadamia), Pamela Anderson (Cashew), Ava Fabian (Honey Roasted), Bobbie Brown (Pecan), Heather Elizabeth Parkhurst (Almond), Derek Sellers (Fantasy Man), Richard Hanson (Fantasy Man), David Nelson (Fantasy Man), Alex Walters (Fantasy Man), Steve Henneberry (Fantasy Man), Ted McGinley (Jefferson D'Arcy)
The D'Arcys come over to help, but soon they discover there is gold there and develop a greed to find gold.
105 :05x25 - Buck the Stud
Writer: Chip Johannessen, John Rinker
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Armin Shimerman (Mr. Lovejoy), Debbe Dunning (Bubbles), Jennifer Blanc (Margie), Trea Shields (Bridgett), Ted McGinley (Jefferson D'Arcy)
A man comes over to the Bundys, takes a look at Buck, and asks Al if he wants him to breed with his dog, and is offering big money for it.
106 :06x01 - She's Having My Baby (1)
Writer: Ron Leavitt, Michael Moye
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Buck (Buck the Dog)
Marcy and Peggy find out they're pregnant, and this is very upsetting news to the guys.
107 :06x02 - She's Having My Baby (2)
Writer: Kevin Curran
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Monty Hoffman (Bartender), Joe Sagal (Man with Nose (as Joey Sagal)), Lisa Saxton (Girl Vendor), Cyndi Pass (Girl Dancer), Buck (Buck the Dog)
The guys are still upset, and they decide to run away from the women.
108 :06x03 - If Al Had a Hammer
Writer: Kevin Curran
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Bobbie Phillips (Jill), Frank Lloyd (Norris), Sharyn Leavitt (Harriett), Catherine Rusoff (Betsy), Ellerine Harding (Nelvia), Gita Isak (Melba), Rick Scarry (Melvin), Jeff Michalski (Harry), Anthony S. Johnson (Herb), Bill Cho Lee (Sony)
Al decides to build a separate room for himself, and Bud goes by the name of a rapper.
109 :06x04 - Cheese, Cues and Blood
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: James Paradise (Slick Stick Jackson), David Dario (Doug), Bert L. Cook (James), B. T. Taylor (Adam), Tom Perna (Tony), Christian Guzek (Kid), Buck (Buck the Dog)
Kelly plays pool with a couple of men and hustle them.
110 :06x05 - Looking for a Desk in All the Wrong Places
Writer: Stacie Lipp
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Robert Lesser (Bum), Terry Hoyos (Mrs. Garcia (as Terri Hoyos)), Lisa Saxton (Bathsheba), Tonya Offer (Salome), Renee Tenison (Topsy), Rosie Tenison (Mopsy), Seth Dillon (Jorge), Buck (Buck the Dog)
Jefferson accidentally sells all of Marcy's old things. Marcy and Peggy try to find them and get them back.
111 :06x06 - Buck Has a Belly Ache
Writer: Ellen L. Fogle
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: William Sanderson (Cousin Eb), Joey Lauren Adams (Cousin Effie), John Gerard (Possum Boy), Patrick Cranshaw (Young Kit), Buck (Buck the Dog)
Buck gets sick, and the Bundys pay more attention to him. Peggy feels neglected, and goes back to her old home in Wanker County.
112 :06x07 - If I Could See Me Now
Writer: Gabrielle Topping
Director: Amanda Bearse
Guest star: Robert Fieldsteel (Wally), Gene Baxter (TV Announcer), Buck (Buck the Dog)
Al has a few minor accidents, and the other Bundys think he should get glasses.
113 :06x08 - God's Shoes
Writer: Ellen L. Fogle
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Tim Kazurinsky (Sidney Rimhollow), Larry Jacobson (Host), Brad Parker (Bob), Megan O'Hara (Lola), June Foray (Scary Mary), Buck (Buck the Dog)
Al starts making perfect shoes after "seeing" God.
114 :06x09 - Kelly Does Hollywood (1)
Writer: Larry Jacobson
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Matt LeBlanc (Vinnie Verducci), Dinah Lenney (Talk Show Host), Heather Grimes (Roberta), Donna Eskra (Cyndy), Georgi Irene (Samantha), Lisa Fuhrman (Jeannie), Kari Wuhrer (Joanie), Buck (Buck the Dog)
Kelly gets a talk show on one station, but then the other stations start to pay more attention to it and offer her jobs.
115 :06x10 - Kelly Does Hollywood (2)
Writer: Larry Jacobson
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Jon Lovitz (Jeff Littlehead), Pete Steinfeld (Rock Turboman), Heather Grimes (Roberta), Donna Eskra (Cyndy), Georgi Irene (Samantha), Lisa Fuhrman (Jeannie), Kari Wuhrer (Joanie), Megan O'Hara (Girl #1), Denise Richards (Girl #2 (as Denise Lee Richards)), Garth Ancier (Gig Fontaine), Cleveland O'Neal (Stage Manager), Victor Hugo Basso (Hair Dresser), Buck (Buck the Dog)
Kelly goes to Hollywood, but soon finds out about censors, which are ruining her show.
116 :06x11 - Al Bundy, Shoe Dick
Writer: Larry Jacobson
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Traci Lords (Vanessa Van Pelt), David Sederholm (Bruce Van Pelt), Anthony James (Adolph Van Pelt), Nicole Chamberlain (Tanya Van Pelt), Frank Lloyd (Leonard Van Pelt), David Wells (Sandy), Ron Leavitt (Jack Dallas), John Randolph (Colonel Van Pelt), Buck (Buck the Dog)
Al becomes a private detective on a case, but someone else frames him for a later crime.
117 :06x12 - So This is How Sinatra Felt
Writer: Stacie Lipp
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Jessica Hahn (Ricki), Maggie Montgomery (Leona), Buck (Buck the Dog)
Peggy thinks that Al is seeing other women, and she decides to send Bud and Kelly to look over him on his nightly activities.
118 :06x13 - I Who Have Nothing
Writer: Katherine Green
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Wendie Jo Sperber (Sandy), Karen Lynn Scott (Aunt Heather), Paul Cira (Lawyer), Buck (Buck the Dog)
Al realizes that he has nothing of much value, and decides to try and find the ball he won the championships with.
119 :06x14 - The Mystery of Skull Island
Writer: Kevin Curran
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Bobbie Phillips (Kara), Dan Clark (Biff), Buck (Buck the Dog)
The D'Arcy's and the Bundys play a game of relationships against each other, and Bud dates an athlete.
120 :06x15 - Just Shoe It
Writer: Lisa Chernin
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Steve Vinovich (Director), Ed 'Too Tall' Jones (Himself), Steve Carlton (Himself), Sugar Ray Leonard (Himself), Elizabeth Giordano (Receptionist), George C. Simms (Casting Executive), Tom Reilly (Caterer), Jay Gardner (Commercial Announcer), Frank Lloyd (Al's Feet), Buck (Buck the Dog)
Al gets an offer about going on a shoe commercial for athletes.
121 :06x16 - Rites of Passage
Writer: Ilunga Adell
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Roger Hewlett (Sticky the Clown), Gina Puzo (Roxanne), Carl Ciarfalio (Man), Frank Lloyd (Gorgo), Kevin Curran (Buck), Buck (Buck the Dog)
It's Bud's 18th birthday, and Al decides to take him to the nudie bar.
122 :06x17 - The Egg and I
Writer: Ellen L. Fogle
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: David Garrison (Steve Rhoades), Dan Tullis, Jr. (F.B.I. Man), Larry McKay (News Anchor), Buck (Buck the Dog)
Steve comes back after his divorce to take Marcy back, but finds out about Jefferson. The Bundys then find out that he's on the run from the law.
123 :06x18 - My Dinner with Anthrax
Writer: Larry Jacobson
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Fred Willard (Stan), Roger Rose (V.J.), Edd Byrnes (Himself), Edd Hall (D.J.), Anthrax (Themselves), Buck (Buck the Dog)
Bud wins a contest and gets tickets to Florida, where he sends Al and Peggy while the guest band visits him.
124 :06x19 - Psychic Avengers
Writer: Calvin Brown, Jr.
Director: Amanda Bearse
Guest star: Candice Azzara (Madame Inga), Travis Venable (Big Bob), Steven Trevor (Zelmo), Andy Flaster (Thursday Markowitz), Z. Z. Clark (Hakbar), Larry Udy (Psychic #1), Barbara Perry (Old Lady), Kevin Curran (Buck the Man), Buck (Buck the Dog)
Jefferson is on a psychic hotline where he scams people, but the Bundys take over that business.
125 :06x20 - Hi I.Q.
Writer: Steve Crider
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Joshua Rifkind (Scott), Gary Epp (Guard), Rana Kirkland (Margie (as Rana Mack)), James Quattrochi (Delbert (as James Quarter)), Christopher M. Brown (Ralph), Tim Hill (Man), Buck (Buck the Dog)
Kelly takes an IQ test and somehow gets a great score, allowing her to hang out with smart people. This makes Bud suspicious.
126 :06x21 - Teacher Pets
Writer: Katherine Green
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Charlotte Ross (Darlene), Linda Gibboney (Miss McGowen), Ric Coy (Kid), Bert L. Cook (Ernie), Lillian Adams (Mrs. Mariner), Buck (Buck the Dog)
Bud dates two women, Peggy is neglected while she's sick, and Al gets free pizza.
127 :06x22 - The Goodbye Girl
Writer: Stacie Lipp
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Louie Mustillo (Mr. Nielsen), Hal Landon, Jr. (Janitor), Edd Hall (Tour Guide), Mitchell Dean (Guy), Sean Fox (Kid #1), Lindsey France (Kid #2), Dana Lee (Master Po), Buck (Buck the Dog)
Kelly gets another job, this time at the amusement park, and Al hangs out in the living room of the house.
128 :06x23 - The Gas Station Show
Writer: Ron Leavitt, Michael Moye
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Phil Buckman (Joe), Colby Chester (Jim), Leah Ayres (Betty), Jeffrey Roth (Jim Jr.), Marisa Theodore (Betty Jr.), Andrea Leithe (Stacey), Peggy Trentini (Ulla), Heather Elizabeth Parkhurst (Hilgar), Anna Keller (Karin), Jane Frances (Eva), Sherlock Ganz (Olga), Buck (Buck the Dog)
Al receives a debt after the other Bundys buy too much junk food, and needs to pay it off by working at the gas station.
129 :06x24 - England Show (1)
Writer: Ellen L. Fogle
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Bill Oddie (Winston), Alun Armstrong (Trevor), Steven Hartley (Igor), Tony Steedman (Mayor Fivshaw), Helena Carroll (Poxilda), Kevin Curran (Buck), Ron Leavitt (Nearby Dog #1), Michael Moye (Nearby Dog #2), Buck (Buck the Dog)
The Bundys take a trip to England, but what they don't realizes is that the male Bundys are a curse on one of the neighborhoods, and they must be done away with.
130 :06x25 - England Show (2)
Writer: Stacie Lipp
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Bill Oddie (Winston), Alun Armstrong (Trevor), Steven Hartley (Igor), Tony Steedman (Mayor Fivshaw), Buck (Buck the Dog)
The Bundys go shopping, still not realizing what's in store for them next.
131 :06x26 - England Show (3)
Writer: Kevin Curran
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Bill Oddie (Winston), Alun Armstrong (Trevor), Steven Hartley (Igor), Tony Steedman (Mayor Fivshaw), Buck (Buck the Dog)
In order to save the lives of the Bundys, Al needs to compete in a tournament.
Backstage with the Bundys
This episode was basically talking about the making of a previous episode, known as The Goodbye Girl.
A Day in the Life
In this episode, we follow the life of the D'Arcy's for once, and what they do all day.
132 :07x01 - Magnificent Seven
Writer: Arthur Silver
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Bobcat Goldthwait (Zemus), Linda Blair (Ida Mae), Shane Sweet (Seven), Buck (Buck the Dog)
The first episode with Seven in it, who comes from Wanker.
133 :07x02 - T-R-A-Something-Something Spells Tramp
Writer: Ellen L. Fogle, Ron Leavitt
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Corey Feldman (Ralph), Liz Vassey (Lorraine), Shane Sweet (Seven), Lisa Rieffel (D.J. (as Dusty Street)), Buck (Buck the Dog)
Al and Peggy try to work out their relationship, Kelly is lost in the woods, and Bud dates a contagious girl.
134 :07x03 - Every Bundy Has a Birthday
Writer: Richard Gurman
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Shane Sweet (Seven), Andrew Masset (Phillip), Sherry Rooney (Gwen), Frank Lloyd (Parachuter), Weston Blakesley (Worker), Ted Jan Roberts (Brian), Buck (Buck the Dog)
It's Al's birthday, and Seven tells them that he doesn't know when his birthday is, so they Bundys celebrate it on the same day.
135 :07x04 - Al on the Rocks
Writer: Andrew Smith
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Shane Sweet (Seven), Diane Delano (Gladys), Sherlock Ganz (Patron No. 1), Laurel Ollstein (Woman), Buck (Buck the Dog)
Seven gets a huge doctor bill, and Al needs to take another job in order to pay it off. In the meantime, Peggy kicks Bud and Kelly out after worrying about their health affecting Seven.
136 :07x05 - What I Did for Love
Writer: Ellen L. Fogle
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Shane Sweet (Seven), Penelope Windust (Sales Lady), Keith Coulouris (Guy), Jocelyne Kelly (Girl), Buck (Buck the Dog)
Peggy wants sex. Al doesn't. She tries to buy more clothes in order to lure him in.
137 :07x06 - Frat Chance
Writer: Larry Jacobson
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Shane Sweet (Seven), S. Kyle Parker (Ahmed), Andy Milder (Francis), Elek Hartman (Gus), Jamie Luner (Gerri), Kathleen McClellan (Girl), Buck (Buck the Dog)
Bud wants to get women, and up till now, he's been unsuccessful, so he decides to open a fraternity.
138 :07x07 - The Chicago Wine Party
Writer: Stacie Lipp
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Kari Coleman (Muffy), Pearl Shear (Volunteer #1), Cynthia Allison (News Anchor), Michael Goldfinger (Doug), Hartley Silver (Storekeeper Jim), Flora Burke (Volunteer #2), Jim Chiros (Activist #1), Cynthena Sanders (Activist #2), Ed Burke (Man), Cindy Margolis (Beer Girl #1), Robin Killian (Beer Girl #2), Tonya Poole (Beer Girl #3), Buck (Buck the Dog)
Al finds out about a beer tax, and he and the Bundys decide to protest against that with a vote.
139 :07x08 - Kelly Doesn't Live Here Anymore
Writer: Gabrielle Topping
Director: Amanda Bearse
Guest star: Brian Doyle-Murray (Wayne), Charlotte Booker (Miss Parker), Lisa Robin Kelly (Carol), Aubree Mazzola (Girl), Bert L. Cook (Customer), Shane Sweet (Seven), Buck (Buck the Dog)
In a desperate attempt to get get rid of her, Al has Kelly get a job as a waitress.
140 :07x09 - Rock of Ages
Writer: Al Aidekman
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Shane Sweet (Seven), Spencer Davis (Himself), Richie Havens (Himself), Robby Krieger (Himself), Mark Lindsay (Himself), Peter Noone (Himself), John Sebastian (Himself), Aaron Lustig (Attendant), Theresa Lee (Petal), Mark Jay Goodman (V.J.), Buck (Buck the Dog)
The Bundys are at an airport, and want to travel first class, so they disguise themselves as rock stars to get in.
141 :07x10 - Death of a Shoe Salesman
Writer: Stacie Lipp
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Dan Castellaneta (Funeral Director), James R. Sweeney (Priest), Emilio Borelli (Man), Laurel Lockhart (Lorraine), Robert Ackerman (Harry), Bill Applebaum (Newscaster), Buck (Buck the Dog)
Al wants to buy a cemetery plot for himself, but Peggy feels insulted by him when he doesn't want to be buried next to her.
142 :07x11 - Old College Try
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Shane Sweet (Seven), Leslie Ryan (Julie), Stan Chandler (Bank Nerd #1), Tim Maculan (Bank Nerd #2), Jennifer Pusheck (Toni), Michael Mitz (Bank Teller), Richard Mayer (Old Man), Alex McLeod (Coed #1), Sabryn Genet (Coed #2), Buck (Buck the Dog)
Bud gets a college grant from his school, meaning a chance to get into college, but Al and Peg foolishly spend it for their self-gratification.
143 :07x12 - Christmas
Writer: Ellen L. Fogle
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Shane Sweet (Seven), Dennis Cockrum (Bartender), Fred Sanders (Ishowitz), Kevin Thompson (Elf), Ed Morgan (Street Corner Charity Santa), Matt Leavitt (Matt), Samantha Leavitt (Samantha), Monty Hoffman (Santa), Kristen Martin (Freckled Girl), Sara Shearer (Assistant), Paula Bernard (Denise), Kristen Semon (Lolly), Cheri Semon (Polly), Buck (Buck the Dog)
In a clip show, the Bundys remember their Christmases past.
144 :07x13 - The Wedding Show
Writer: Arthur Silver
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Joey Lauren Adams (Janie), Sara Melson (Corky), Andrea Elson (Heidi), Robin Killian (Natalie), Buck (Buck the Dog)
A family wedding is about to occur, but Peggy is still trying to decide what to wear. Soon, the bride of the wedding starts hanging out with Bud.
145 :07x14 - It Doesn't Get Any Better Than This
Writer: Michael Moye
Director: Sam W. Orender
Guest star: Shane Sweet (Seven), Joel Gretsch (Johnny), Terri Wilgren (Mindy), Buck (Buck the Dog)
Al goes on a fishing trip, but Peg and Marcy are fighting the whole time. In the meantime, while she's away, Jefferson decides to use Marcy's money, along with Kelly and Bud.
146 :07x15 - Heels on Wheels
Writer: Stacie Lipp
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Paris Houghton (Lulu), Todd McLaren (NBC Announcer), Buck (Buck the Dog)
Kelly feels she should buy a motorcycle, but the other members of the family find it too dangerous. Later, Al thinks about riding it.
147 :07x16 - Mr. Empty Pants
Writer: George Tricker
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Cynthia Szigeti (Bertha), Steve Bean (Steve), Cain Devore (Man), Brian Jensen (Antoine), Jack Kenny (Fredo), Kristi Ducati (Candy), Avalon Anders (Sandy), Janne Halskov (Mandy), Arthur Hanket (Anchorman), Buck (Buck the Dog)
Peggy decides to make some cartoons, and creates one called Mr. Empty Pants. Remind you of anybody?
148 :07x17 - You Can't Miss
Writer: Joel Valentincic, Scott Zimbler
Director: Amanda Bearse
Guest star: Bill Maher (Adam), Chantel Dubay (Candy), Matt Winston (Eugene), Brian Leckner (Henry), Allison Barron (Tania), Kiamalise Budak (Betty), Ron Evans (Rodrigo), Tiffany Sloan (Carol), Buck (Buck the Dog)
Bud goes on a dating game show for men, and he must battle against Rodrico, the hunk in the final round. Although he doesn't get the girl in the show, other girls really fall for him because of a little speech he made on the air.
149 :07x18 - Peggy and the Pirates
Writer: Richard Gurman
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: David Garrison (Steve Rhoades), Eric Menyuk (Black Bob), Gene LeBell (Black Ben), Frank Lloyd (Black Bert), Shane Sweet (Seven), Buck (Buck the Dog)
Kelly tells Seven a story about pirates, with Peggy being the maiden in distress, and Al as the hero.
150 :07x19 - Go for the Old
Writer: Stacie Lipp
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: E. D. Miller (Ira), Mario Raccuzzo (Vendor), Kevin Brief (Official), George Feinstein (George), Peggy Gilbert (Cheerleader), Georgie Shilling (Cheerleader (as Georgia Shilling)), Jerrie Thill (Cheerleader), Marian Wells (Cheerleader (as Marian M. Wells)), Todd McLaren (Stadium Announcer), Buck (Buck the Dog)
According to his family, Al is becoming old. He then receives an invitation to a senior athletics championship, and competes against some of the oldest men in the city.
151 :07x20 - Un-Alful Entry
Writer: Larry Jacobson
Director: Amanda Bearse
Guest star: Melanie Chartoff (Laurie Diamond, Attorney), Randall "Tex" Cobb (Burglar), Dan Tullis, Jr. (Policeman), Edwin Owens (Judge), Brooke Stacy Mills (Sandy), Kari Coleman (Anchorwoman), Buck (Buck the Dog)
After Al stops a burglar from robbing his house, the burglar sues Al for 50,000 dollars.
152 :07x21 - Movie Show
Writer: Ellen L. Fogle
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: David Boreanaz (Frank), Kimberly Moss (Salesgirl (as Kimberly Brooks)), Craig Benton (Usher), Nicholas Ross Oleson (Lon (as Nick Oleson)), Elena Statheros (Liz), Anahit Minasyan (Lil), Phil Dominguez (Lex), Robin Francis Robinson (Man), Buck (Buck the Dog)
It's Kelly's birthday, and the Bundys celebrate it. Later, they find out her boyfriend is with someone else, which is something Kelly doesn't know.
153 :07x22 - 'Til Death Do Us Part
Al finds out he's the worst in the town when it comes to the bedroom and needs to get back the honor, even if it means with Peg.
154 :07x23 - Tis Time to Smell the Roses
Writer: Kevin Curran
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Charlene Tilton (Herself), Susan Peretz (Ms. Blaub), Peter Jason (Manager), S. Kyle Parker (Habib #1), Ted Davis (Habib #2), Buck (Buck the Dog)
Al thinks it's time to retire, but soon the idea slips away after Peggy spends all of his money, which means finding another job.
155 :07x24 - Old Insurance Dodge
Writer: Larry Jacobson
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Rob LaBelle (Joe), Dan Tullis, Jr. (Policeman), Buck (Buck the Dog)
Al's Dodge gets stolen, and decides to make some money out of that by insurance fraud.
156 :07x25 - Wedding Repercussions
Writer: Arthur Silver
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Abraham Benrubi (Jimmy), Barbara Moore (Dee Anna), Buck (Buck the Dog)
Bud's cousin shows up at the Bundys after finding out that his wife slept with somebody else. What he doesn't know is that the person was Bud.
157 :07x26 - The Proposition
Writer: Arthur Silver
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Vanna White (Coco), Kevin Schon (Phil), Jane Childerhose (Customer), Buck (Buck the Dog)
Al's old girlfriend Coco comes back after realizing she wants Al back, and is willing to make Peggy rich for letting her keep him.
158 :08x01 - A Tisket, a Tasket, Can Peg Make a Basket?
Writer: Kim Weiskopf
Director: Tony Singletary
Guest star: Vlade Divac (Himself), Clyde Drexler (Himself), Xavier McDaniel (Himself), Roy Fegan (Team Offical), Gerald Emerick (Man Behind Al), Ray Clay (P.A. Announcer), Kari Cuartero (All Star Girl), Marianne Herman (All Star Girl), Tracy Lindley (All Star Girl), Alexis Martinez (All Star Girl), Shannon Roy (All Star Girl), Kathalene Taylor (All Star Girl), Buck (Buck the Dog)
Al and Peggy go to a basketball game, and they switch seats. Soon, Peg is called up for a free throw, which Al feels should have been his since it was his seat in the first place. It's up to Peggy to make the free throw and win the $10,000.
159 :08x02 - Hood 'n the Boyz
Writer: Michael Moye
Director: Tony Singletary
Guest star: Matt Borlenghi (Ray Ray), Debra Engle (Mary Ellen), Kimberly Paige (Jackie), Alex Zonn (Bum), Skye Bassett (Ray Ray's Girlfriend), Chuck Lefever (Skippy), Buck (Buck the Dog)
Al meets his girlfriend from when he was young, and a gang seems to be bothering her. Al feels he should help her with the problem.
160 :08x03 - Proud to Be Your Bud?
Writer: Stacie Lipp
Director: Tony Singletary
Guest star: Michelle Nicholas (Libby), Buck (Buck the Dog)
According to the Bundys, Bud was talking to himself, leading the family to think Bud has gone crazy.
161 :08x04 - Luck of the Bundys
Writer: Richard Gurman
Director: Tony Singletary
Guest star: Tom LaGrua (Weasel), Lee Arenberg (Sal), J. J. Johnston (Louie), Dan Tullis, Jr. (Policeman), Sean N. Sickner (Policeman #2), Buck (Buck the Dog)
Al begins having a huge stroke of luck after Peg reads his horoscope, but then he remembers the Bundy curse, which will eventually "destroy him."
162 :08x05 - Banking on Marcy
Writer: Stacie Lipp
Director: Tony Singletary
Guest star: Beau Billingslea (Moderator), Marilyn Kagan (Dr. Angela), Buck (Buck the Dog)
Marcy is trying to overcome stage fright, and decides to get rid of it in her bed, which doesn't seem to be helping after a matter of time.
163 :08x06 - No Chicken, No Check
Writer: Ralph R. Farquhar
Director: Tony Singletary
Guest star: Sean O'Bryan (Neuter), Vaitiare Bandera (Sonya), Lou Bonacki (Jake), Buck (Buck the Dog)
Bud and Kelly buy a car to share, but soon they end up fighting. That means they have to go on a double date.
164 :08x07 - Take My Wife, Please
Writer: Richard Gurman
Director: Tony Singletary
Guest star: Alexander Briley (Sailor (Special Appearance by)), David Hodo (Construction Worker (Special Appearance by)), Glenn Hughes (Leather Man (Special Appearance by)), Jeff Olson (Cowboy (Special Appearance by (as G. Jeffrey Olson))), Felipe Rose (Indian (Special Appearance by)), Jeremy Ray Simpson (Policeman (Special Appearance by (as Raymond Simpson))), The Village People (Themselves (Special Appearance By)), Patrika Darbo (Ethel), Mindy Seeger (Jeannie), Joshua Boyd (Kid #1), Billi Gordon (Belle), Buck (Buck the Dog)
Al meets the Grim Reaper. The other Bundys pose as the Village People after the real ones didn't make it to Marcy's Halloween Party.
165 :08x08 - Scared Single
Writer: Katherine Green
Director: Sam W. Orender
Guest star: Hill Harper (Aaron), Joe Bob Briggs (Billy Ray (as John Bloom)), Rose Jackson (Angie), Melissa Behr (Heidi), Tara Karsian (Woman at Store), Joe Ochman (Guy), Mary-Pat Green (Marge), Jeff Heston (Emaciated Man), Tami Roman (Meg), Borovnisa Blervaque (Beautiful Girl), Buck (Buck the Dog)
Aaron is planning on getting married, but Al wants to tell him otherwise. In the meantime, Kelly gets stung by bees.
166 :08x09 - NO MA'AM
Writer: Larry Jacobson
Director: Tony Singletary
Guest star: Jerry Springer (Himself (Special Appearance by)), Dan Tullis, Jr. (Officer Dan), E. E. Bell (Bob Rooney), John Mariano (Pete), Trip Hamilton (Jim), Steve Susskind (Barney), Chris Latta (Roger (as Christopher Collins)), Harriet Leider (Velma), Ingrid Berg (Waitress), Timothy Omundson (Bartender), William Palmieri (Guy #1), Frank Noon (Guy #2), Lisa Boyle (Bubbles Double Dee), Buck (Buck the Dog)
The women take over the bowling alley and the nudie bar. Al and his group are furious, and create the NO MA'AM group, and soon hack into the television.
167 :08x10 - Dances with Weezie
Writer: Richard Gurman
Director: Tony Singletary
Guest star: Joe Namath (Himself (Special Appearance by)), Johnny Bench (Himself (Special Appearance by)), Ernie Banks (Himself (Special Appearance by)), Dan Tullis, Jr. (Officer Dan), Jillian Johns (Waitress), Buck (Buck the Dog)
It's the opening of the sports bar, and Al and Jefferson want to go, but the wives are making them go to a The Jeffersons live. They guys get Bud and Kelly to pose as them while they go to the sports bar.
168 :08x11 - Change for a Buck
Writer: Kim Weiskopf
Director: Amanda Bearse
Guest star: Cheech Marin (Buck the Dog), Dom DeLuise (Floyd the Dog), Jeanine Jackson (Mother), Lenny Wolpe (Father), Joshua Boyd (Timmy), Ralph P. Martin (Mustafa), Buck (Buck the Dog)
Buck gets tired living at home, and decides to leave. But he gets captured by the dog pound later, and the Bundys need to get him back.
169 :08x12 - A Little off the Top
Writer: Michael Moye
Director: Sam W. Orender
Guest star: Hill Harper (Aaron), Ron Perkins (Doctor), Mark Clayman (Jay), Terence Winter (Lee), Don Maxwell (Dad), Buck (Buck the Dog)
A couple of absent-minded surgeons have Al circumcised after misinterpreting instructions.
170 :08x13 - The Worst Noel
Writer: Larry Jacobson
Director: Amanda Bearse
Guest star: Buck (Buck the Dog)
Bud and Kelly buy a jukebox for Christmas, and Al and Peggy fight over the TV.
171 :08x14 - Sofa So Good
Writer: Doug McIntyre
Director: Amanda Bearse
Guest star: Larry Hankin (Mary), Mark Matheisen (Gunther), Bryn Erin (Naomi), Buck (Buck the Dog)
Al and Peggy go away for awhile, and Kelly has her boyfriend over, who happens to ruin the couch. Bud and Kelly have to replace it before Al and Peggy come back.
172 :08x15 - Honey, I Blew Up Myself
Writer: Wayne Kline
Director: Sam W. Orender
Guest star: Hill Harper (Aaron), Tom Silardi (Dabbs), Winifred Freedman (Enid), Michael Lowry (Sloan), Michael Anthony Vaccaro (Patrick), Buck (Buck the Dog)
Peggy's face appears on a billboard outside the shoe store, which makes matters more annoying for Al.
173 :08x16 - How Green was My Apple
Writer: Katherine Green
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Gary Coleman (Inspector), Danny Bonaduce (Surveyor), Dave Madden (Manager), Joni Allen (Girl), Buck (Buck the Dog)
The Bundys and D'Arcy's fight over an apple tree, which soon leads to a war.
174 :08x17 - Valentine's Day Massacre
Writer: Cindy Begel
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Julie Condra (Crystal (as Julie Condra Douglas)), Avner Garbi (Omar), Jane Lynch (Greta), Paddi Edwards (Betty), Charles Bouvier (Mac), Dan Doherty (Bodyguard), Jeff Bennett (Mayhem), David Carrera (Pinworm), Lorna Scott (Rita), Stephanie Dicker (Woman), Buck (Buck the Dog)
Al buys gifts for Peggy, and Bud finds a long lost Valentine's Day card from years ago.
175 :08x18 - Get Outta Dodge
Writer: Mark Driscoll
Director: Sam W. Orender
Guest star: Dan Tullis, Jr. (Officer Dan), Todd Susman (Bill Ellis), Stefanie Ridel (Lisa), Richard Assad (Fanatic), Michael Hagiwara (Japanese Business Man), Bert L. Cook (Criminal), David Graubard (Mobster #1), William Bookston (Wino Guy), Maray Ayres (Wino Gal), Buck (Buck the Dog)
Al would get a new car if he gets a commercial done about his car hitting the 1 million mile mark. Unfortunately, while he was sleeping in the car, he accidentally shifted the gear, starting the gas while at 999,999.9 miles.
176 :08x19 - Field of Screams
Writer: Al Aidekman
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Hill Harper (Aaron), Tiiu Leek (TV Announcer), Julie Benz (Sascha), Buck (Buck the Dog)
After finding out that his old high school football field will be destroyed, Al protests against it, going on a hunger strike. In the meantime, Kelly gets some bug spray for her commercial, using it on Bud and Buck, leading to some strange side effects.
177 :08x20 - The D'Arcy Files
Writer: Ilunga Adell
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Robert Mandan (Walter Traugott), Buck (Buck the Dog)
After Al believes Jefferson is a spy, he will be given 50,000 dollars to reveal that to the Feds. He must decide between money or friendship. Obvious choice.
178 :08x21 - Nooner or Later
Writer: Nancy Neufeld Callaway
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Chi McBride (Dexter), Christopher Douglas (Kevin (as Douglas Christopher)), Fergie (Ann (as Stacy Ferguson)), Pete Steinfeld (Pete), Helen Siff (Leona), Helen Faraday (Frieda), Kelly Goodman (Barbara), Steve Graham (B.B.R. Fan), Nicole Nagorsky (Penelope), Rick Dees (Himself), Buck (Buck the Dog)
Peg is trying to win a radio contest, but needs help from Al, who just isn't cooperating. In the meantime, Bud and Kelly try to buy concert tickets, but end up losing their place every time someone comes.
179 :08x22 - Ride Scare
Writer: Nancy Neufeld Callaway
Director: Sam W. Orender
Guest star: Sandra Taylor (Naomi (as Sandra Korn)), Paul Eisenhauer (Alderman Johnson), Jane Abbott (Alexis), Shannon K. Dunn (Monique), Debra Christofferson (Paulina), Buck (Buck the Dog)
Al needs to carpool to work along with three obese women, who work together to clean up the city.
180 :08x23 - The Legend of Ironhead Haynes
Writer: Katherine Green
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Waylon Jennings (Ironhead Haynes), Hill Harper (Aaron), Dan Tullis, Jr. (Officer Dan), E. E. Bell (Bob Rooney), Steve Susskind (Barney), Chris Latta (Roger (as Christopher Collins)), Sheila Grenham (Woman #2), Buck (Buck the Dog)
Al insults another fat woman yet again, and loses his parking space. He decides to go to a guru, called Ironhead Haynes, to seek some advice.
181 :08x24 - Assault and Batteries
Writer: David Castro
Director: Sam W. Orender
Guest star: Cheech Marin (Buck the Dog), Jan Hoag (Checker #1), Jean Speegle Howard (Old Lady), Biff Yeager (Man), Cynthia Frost (Customer #1), Craig Benton (Customer #2), Brian Reddy (Checker #2), Gary Simpson (Paramedic), Buck (Buck the Dog)
Al wants to see a movie on television, but needs to fix the basement doorstep first. In order to do that, he needs the flashlight, which needs batteries, and he needs to go buy them at the supermarket. Unfortunately, the computers that control the supermarket go down, locking him in the store.
182 :08x25 - Al Goes Deep
Writer: Laurie Lee-Goss, Garry Bowren
Director: Amanda Bearse
Guest star: Curnal Achilles Aulisio (Chad), Ron Pitts (TV Announcer), Edward Blanchard (Stab Wound), Marcia Del Mar (Maria), Buck (Buck the Dog)
Jefferson bets on a football game from Al's advice, but the star player begins dating Kelly, and that puts a dampening on their game.
183 :08x26 - Kelly Knows Something
Writer: Al Aidekman
Director: Amanda Bearse
Guest star: Todd Christensen (The Host (Special Appearance by)), Neal Lerner (Traney), Alex Nevil (Mike), Mary-Pat Green (Max), Michael Cannizzo (Tony), Buck (Buck the Dog)
Al tries out for a game show, but doesn't get accepted. He teaches Kelly about sports in order to win the prize money to buy a new television set, but could she be learning too much?
Best of Bundy
Writer: Kim Weiskopf
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: George Plimpton (Himself (as narrator))
With George Plimpton as the host, we see the Bundys house as a set in Hollywood, in a behind-the-scenes episode, where there are also clips of the Bundys' greatest moments.
My Favorite Married
Writer: Kim Weiskopf
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Wanda Acuna (Babette)
A series of clips are shown while the cast picks out their favorite ones.
184 :09x01 - Shoeway to Heaven
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Tawny Kitaen (Dominique (Special Appearance by)), Terry Murphy (Herself (Special Appearance by)), Joe Bob Briggs (Billy Ray Wetnapp (as John Bloom)), Richard Stahl (Shoemaker), Barbara Sammeth (Woman #1), Jodi Taffel (Woman #2), Rosie Taravella (Woman #3), John O'Connell (TV Announcer), Buck (Buck the Dog)
Al and Jefferson find a secret compartment in the shoe store filled with old 70's shoes and make the shoe store 70's themed.
185 :09x02 - Driving Mr. Boondy
Writer: Donald Beck
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Oliver Muirhead (Mr. Blithers), Nicole Nagel (Heidi), Isa Totah (Ahmed), Greg Callahan (Bank President), Jeffrey Winner (Test Examiner), Deborah Lee Hall (DVS Woman), Wesley Leong (Man), Gene Steichen (Bank Customer), Buck (Buck the Dog)
Al looks through some old letters he never received, and finds out his driver's license expired. He has to go renew it, which would have been easy if Bud wasn't his driving instructor.
186 :09x03 - Kelly Breaks Out
Writer: Larry Jacobson
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Michael Francis Clarke (Stage Manager), Cleto Augusto (Director), Dennis Phun (Chinese Actor), Don Brunner (Cameraman #1), Dot Jones (Lola), Buck (Buck the Dog)
Kelly gets a job doing a beer commercial, but she gets a zit a few days before the commercial. Marcy and her women's group protest the commercial, and make her do it anyway.
187 :09x04 - Naughty but Niece
Writer: David Castro
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Harold Sylvester (Griff), Juliet Tablak (Amber), Heather Paige Kent (Cherise), Kirsten Holmquist (Breezy), Joseph D. Reitman (Genghis), Buck (Buck the Dog)
Bud has to study for an exam, but soon finds out Marcy's niece Amber, who he starts spending time with mutually.
188 :09x05 - Business Sucks (1)
Writer: Richard Gurman
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Harold Sylvester (Griff), Teresa Parente (Miranda Veracruz de la Jolla Cardinal), Jack Riley (Wendell), Jean Speegle Howard (Sylvia), Cynthia Steele (Rebecca), Terri J. Vaughn (Connie), Gretchen Palmer (Lucille), Annie O'Donnell (Eartha), E. E. Bell (Bob Rooney), David J. Poindexter (Poindexter), Dot Jones (Dot), Rachel Winfree (Sadie), Joe Costanza (Butcher), Buck (Buck the Dog)
Peggy tries to get home, but there are train delays. In the meantime, Al and Marcy once again battle it off in a protest.
189 :09x06 - Business Still Sucks (2)
Writer: Stacie Lipp
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Harold Sylvester (Griff), Janet Carroll (Gary), Dan Tullis, Jr. (Officer Dan), Teresa Parente (Miranda Veracruz de la Jolla Cardinal), E. E. Bell (Bob Rooney), Mary-Pat Green (Marge), Cynthia Steele (Rebecca), David J. Poindexter (Poindexter), Marla Cotovsky (Helga), Dot Jones (Dot), Buck (Buck the Dog)
Al now wants the women gone from his shoe store, so he changes it into a men's shoe store.
190 :09x07 - Dial "B" for Virgin
Writer: Wayne Kline
Director: Amanda Bearse
Guest star: Monica Creel (Esther), Beverly Archer (Miss Hardaway), Rhonda Aldrich (Judy), Bodhi Elfman (Clerk), Phil Lodwick (Security Guard), Buck (Buck the Dog)
Bud gets assigned to the Virgin Hotline, and Kelly is never going to let him live it down, especially through prank phone calls. He gets a real call, and goes to the person's house only to find she's attractive. In the meantime, Peg and Al want to rent a movie, but are having a lot of problems with it.
191 :09x08 - Sleepless in Chicago
Writer: Katherine Green
Director: Katherine Green
Guest star: Juliet Tablak (Amber), Allan Trautman (Barbiephile), Kenneth Danziger (Auctioneer), Buck (Buck the Dog)
Jefferson buys a Barbie doll for Marcy on her birthday, but soon finds out that the doll is worth $50,000. In order to get a replacement and the money, he asks Al for help, which means sleeping with Marcy!
192 :09x09 - No Pot to Pease In
Writer: John Glenn Houston
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: George Wyner (Ronald N. Michaels), Leonard Kelly-Young (Mel), Lisa Kaseman (Patty), Steven Hack (Lou), Bruce Fine (Ben), Alex McLeod (Carrie), Jennifer Massey (Marla), J. J. Johnston (Security Guard), Mark Barriere (Washington), Rochelle Swanson (Woman #1), Amber Van Lent (Woman #2), Buck (Buck the Dog)
Kelly auditions for a sitcom, but soon starts talking about her family, which becomes the base of the sitcom. The D'Arcy's thought it was funny, but soon the sitcom mentions them too.
193 :09x10 - Dud Bowl
Writer: Kim Weiskopf
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: John S. Reynolds (Himself), Bubba Smith (Himself), Ken Stabler (Himself), Lawrence Taylor (Himself), E. E. Bell (Bob Rooney), Stan Ivar (Jack Franklin), Drew Pillsbury (Thad), Dean Norris (Rodent), Chuck Lefever (Speedy), Darryl Henriques (Samuel), Hillary Davis (Cigarette Girl), Michele Harrell (Mrs. Bubba Smith), Michael Leopard (Bartender), Dawn Reed (Mrs. Taylor), Buck (Buck the Dog)
Al's football team plays against their rival, but they don't realize that the other team is composed of professional football players.
194 :09x11 - A Man for No Seasons
Writer: Kim Weiskopf
Director: Amanda Bearse
Guest star: Mike Piazza (Himself (Special Appearance by)), Bret Saberhagen (Himself (Special Appearance by)), Danny Tartabull (Himself (Special Appearance by)), Frank Thomas (Himself (Special Appearance by)), Dave Winfield (Himself (Special Appearance by)), Joe Morgan (Himself (Special Appearance by)), Harold Sylvester (Griff), E. E. Bell (Bob Rooney), Dan Tullis, Jr. (Officer Dan), Pat Millicano (Sticky), Tom McCleister (Ike), Shaun Tour (Akbar), Buck (Buck the Dog)
Al gets angry for the baseball league going on strike, so he and the other members of NO MA'AM make their own baseball league.
195 :09x12 - I Want My Psycho Dad (1)
Writer: Barry Gold
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Harold Sylvester (Griff), E. E. Bell (Bob Rooney), Dan Tullis, Jr. (Officer Dan), Tom McCleister (Ike), Andrew Prine (Psycho Dad), Teresa Parente (Miranda Veracruz de la Jolla Cardinal), Bill Lee Brown (Cameraman), Buck (Buck the Dog)
Al and his group decide to rebel when his favorite show, Psycho Dad, gets cancelled. They soon go to Washington D.C. to settle the dispute.
196 :09x13 - I Want My Psycho Dad (2)
Writer: David Castro
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Harold Sylvester (Griff), E. E. Bell (Bob Rooney), Dan Tullis, Jr. (Officer Dan), Tom McCleister (Ike), J. Patrick McCormack (Senator Furman), T. C. Warner (Pam), Barry Wiggins (Geronimo), Michael Philip (Chopper), Joseph D. Reitman (Tom), Buck (Buck the Dog)
Al talks to the Senate about why his show shouldn't be cancelled, but unfortunately fails. He does get to save someone's life from a robbery, though.
197 :09x14 - The Naked and the Dead, but Mostly the Naked
Writer: Michael Moye
Director: Sam W. Orender
Guest star: Barry Shabaka Henley (Charlie), JoAnne Hart (Helen), E. E. Bell (Bob Rooney), Tom McCleister (Ike), Leland Orser (Mark), Alix Elias (Louise), Carol Ann Susi (Frannie), Brandy Ledford (Brandi), Michael Caldwell (Peter), Fumi Shishino (Mai Lin), Letha Weapons (Rocki Mountains), Iqbal Theba (Iqbal), Judy Carmen (Diane), Kevin Schon (Stage Manager), Buck (Buck the Dog)
The women go with the men to the nudie bar, and later end up having sex. In the meantime, Kelly gets a part in a weight loss commercial as the "before" side.
198 :09x15 - Kelly Takes a Shot
Writer: Al Aidekman
Director: Amanda Bearse
Guest star: Juliet Tablak (Amber), Dion Anderson (Fryer Tuck), Katherine Olsen (Beth), Buck (Buck the Dog)
Amber thinks that Bud should help Kelly in her next commercial audition, where she must learn archery.
199 :09x16 - Get the Dodge Outta Hell
Writer: Larry Jacobson
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: David Garrison (Steve Rhoades), Harold Sylvester (Griff), Michael Faustino (Mikey), Ian Gomez (Car Wash Employee #1), Rick Batalla (Car Wash Employee #2), Pierre Gonneau (Mr. D'Player), Buck (Buck the Dog)
The Bundys go on a trip to Wanker county. They stop at a car wash where they find Steve, and soon find out that the car has been "stolen."
200 :09x17 - 25 Years and What Do You Get?
Writer: Donald Beck
Director: Sam W. Orender
Guest star: Marty Rackham (Dave), John Robert Lafleur (Sven), David Drummond (Chance (as David Drumond)), Buck (Buck the Dog)
It's Al and Peggy's 25th anniversary, and Al decides to buy Peg an anniversary gift. Unfortunately, Buck buries it in the backyard, resulting in a dig by Bud and Kelly.
201 :09x18 - Ship Happens (1)
Writer: Michele J. Wolff
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Wolfman Jack (Himself (Special Appearance by)), Lisa Stahl (Gretchen), Mary Garripoli (Julie), Buck (Buck the Dog), Yvonne de La Paix (Chubby Cruiser)
Al, Peggy, Jefferson, and Marcy go on a cruise, but end up living with a bunch of fat people. Later, the ship begins to sink, leaving Al and the others on a lifeboat.
202 :09x19 - Ship Happens (2)
Writer: Katherine Green
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Gilbert Gottfried (Himself), Teresa Parente (Miranda Veracruz de la Jolla Cardinal), Hannah Eckstein (Joy), Leilani Jones-Wilmore (Reporter #1), Keith Sellon-Wright (Reporter #2), Kevin McBride (Reporter #3), Melissa Chan (Reporter #4), Scott Hartman (Reporter #5), Buck (Buck the Dog)
The Bundys and the D'Arcys are stuck on a lifeboat with Gilbert Gottfried and a fat woman, and Al is sent to get help.
203 :09x20 - Something Larry This Way Comes
Writer: Alison Taylor
Director: Amanda Bearse
Guest star: Larry Storch (Himself (Special Appearance by)), Harold Sylvester (Griff), Janet Carroll (Gary), Lynn Ann Leveridge (Woman), Buck (Buck the Dog)
Kelly is nominated Student of the Month at her acting school by Larry Storch, and they are going to perform the play, The Phantom of the Opera, together. Larry Storch comes to visit the Bundys, but Al is stuck selling shoes. When Mr. Storch visits the shoe store, Gary punches him for ruining her once, knocking him out. Al tries to fill his role in the play, but his plan doesn't work.
204 :09x21 - And Bingo was Her Game-O
Writer: Garry Bowren, Laurie Lee-Goss
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Harold Sylvester (Griff), E. E. Bell (Bob Rooney), Tom McCleister (Ike), Jean Speegle Howard (Ceil), Clint Howard (Mullen), Rusty Schwimmer (Babs), Peter Spellos (Elmo), Vick Sabitjian (Abdula), Pat Crawford Brown (Bingo Caller), Julia Kato (Celebrity Impersonation (Yoko Ono)), Buck (Buck the Dog)
Peggy seems to have a knack for Bingo, especially when she wins big in a game. In the meantime, Al and the other members of NO'MAAM decide what their official beer will be, and there's great conflict.
205 :09x22 - User Friendly
Writer: Russell Marcus
Director: Sam W. Orender
Guest star: Harold Sylvester (Griff), Juliet Tablak (Amber), E. E. Bell (Bob Rooney), J. D. Cullum (Dr. Kessler), Elaine Hendrix (Sandy), John Kendall (Bruno), Buck (Buck the Dog)
Bud still can't get anymore sex with Amber, so he goes to a lab, where he learns about cyber sex. He soon visualizes the perfect partner while having it, and the person is Amber. The real Amber soon learns about this, and she and Kelly plot to ruin the experiment.
206 :09x23 - Pump Fiction
Writer: David Castro, Kim Weiskopf
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Harold Sylvester (Griff), E. E. Bell (Bob Rooney), Tom McCleister (Ike), Tom Henschel (Marshall), Miles Arreola (Devin), Jennifer Echols (Gwen), Shae Marks (Colleen), Wanda Acuna (Babette), Vene L. Arcoraci (Eileen (as Vene Lynn Arcoraci)), Dawn Eason (Darlene (as Dawn Radenbaugh)), Mark Voland (Alderman), Elisha Choice (Justine), Buck (Buck the Dog)
Al and the Bundys make a film about shoes, and get $10,000. They are asked to do another one, which wasn't as good as the first.
207 :09x24 - Radio Free Trumaine
Writer: Stacie Lipp, Richard Gurman
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: David Garrison (Steve Rhoades), Eric Dane (Oliver), Andrew Kavovit (Mark), Tim Elwell (Nickolai), Keri Russell (April), Joseph D. Reitman (Stoner), Buck (Buck the Dog)
The plot is mainly about Bud and his girlfriend April's relationship. He asks her to go steady, but her other boyfriend asks her too, and they both fight for her affections. This is all done during Olvier Cole and Mark Campbell's radio show at their school, where everyone hears in on their conversation.
208 :09x25 - Shoeless Al
Writer: J. Stanford Parker
Director: Amanda Bearse
Guest star: Harold Sylvester (Griff), E. E. Bell (Bob Rooney), Mary-Pat Green (Mary-Pat), Charlie Dell (Leslie Baum), Michael Rothhaar (Milt), Susan Varon (Brenda), Mike Finneran (Marv), Buck (Buck the Dog)
Al tries to pull off a phony lawsuit by not wearing shoes, but it happens to be at the same time of the bowling championship.
209 :09x26 - The Undergraduate
Writer: Fran E. Kaufer
Director: Amanda Bearse
Guest star: Noah Segan (Robby), Billy Gallo (Stitch (as William Gallo)), Harry S. Murphy (Mr. Bennett), Damien Leake (Principal Alburton), Christopher Miranda (Tommy), Brad Parker (Refreshment Guy), Lynsey Bartilson (Megan), Jessica Smith (Jenny), Krystin Moore (Julie), Bert L. Cook (Delivery Man), Matt Zusser (Donald), Buck (Buck the Dog)
A twelve-year old boy asks Kelly to go to his prom with him, which she refuses. She soon learns that he is her boss's son.
Al Bundy's Sports Spectacular
Writer: Kim Weiskopf
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Roy Firestone (Himself)
We see a clip show of the greatest sports moments in the show, hosted by Roy Firestone.
210 :10x01 - Guess Who's Coming to Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner
Writer: Russell Marcus
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Tim Conway (Ephraim Wanker), Jennifer Aspen (Jamie), Kathleen Freeman (Peg's Mom), Eric Floyd (Twitchy), Gunther Jensen (Clyde), Buck (Buck the Dog)
Bud leaves his parents' house to find an apartment. He couldn't find one he could afford, so he moves into the basement. Peg's mom moves in after she gets in a fight with her husband. Al goes to Wanker County to get Peg's mom's husband to apologize to Peg's mom so that she will go back to him.
211 :10x02 - A Shoe Room with a View
Writer: Stacie Lipp, Richard Gurman
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Harold Sylvester (Griff), Janet Carroll (Gary), E. E. Bell (Bob Rooney), Tom McCleister (Ike), Marco Sanchez (Ramon), Danica Sheridan (Matilda), Jennifer Echols (Cynthia), Sonya Eddy (Arlene), Jami Music (Rebecca), Meilani Paul (Melissa), Marci Brickhouse (Taylor), Shana Wall (Chantal), Maureen Costa (Sally), Buck (Buck the Dog)
Al gets an idea of putting an aerobics studio next to the shoe store, with eye holes for viewing, but all the students are fat women. He decides to go to Kelly's aerobics studio and attract women from there, even if it means jumping out a window.
212 :10x03 - Requiem for a Dead Briard
Writer: Michael Moye
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Ben Stein (Thomas), Don Novello (Father Guido Sarducci), Kathleen Freeman (Peg's Mom), Kevin Schon (Judge Felix D. Katt/Mouse Lawyer), Roger Rose (Tweety and Bailiff), Lucky (Lucky the Dog), Buck (Buck the Dog)
Buck dies, so the Bundys try to find a replacement pet. After trying to contact Buck with a seance, another dog appears from nowhere. What the Bundys don't know is that the dog is Buck's reincarnation. The Bundys decide to keep him, and name him Lucky.
213 :10x04 - Reverend Al
Writer: Kim Weiskopf
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Harold Sylvester (Griff), E. E. Bell (Bob Rooney), Tom McCleister (Ike), Teresa Parente (Miranda Veracruz de la Jolla Cardinal), Benjamin Lum (Sticky), Andrew Craig (Splib), Robb Skyler (Mail Carrier), Dot Jones (Dot), Harvey Blanks (Congregation Member), Prince Hughes (Archimedes), Lisa Marie Scott (Halla), Jeanine Michelle (Luyah), Lucky (Lucky the Dog)
A beer tax is created for Chicago, and Al and the other members of NO'MAAM don't want to pay it, so they create their own "church", with Al as the reverend. Marcy tries to find some dirt on him to put them out of business.
214 :10x05 - How Bleen was My Kelly
Writer: Daniel O'Keefe
Director: Amanda Bearse
Guest star: Harold Sylvester (Griff), E. E. Bell (Bob Rooney), Tom McCleister (Ike), Gene Wolande (Scientist), Joseph G. Medalis (Bald NO MA'AM Guy #1), George Hirschmann (Bald NO MA'AM Guy #2), Barbara Baldieri (Sexy Woman), Lucky (Lucky the Dog)
Kelly gets a part as playing a scientist, and discovers the color bleen. She leaves it in the bathroom, and while Al is in there, he uses it, and later develops a head full of hair. Al discovers he can make a fortune from this, and asks Kelly to make more.
215 :10x06 - The Weaker Sex
Writer: Dvora Inwood
Director: Amanda Bearse
Guest star: Harold Sylvester (Griff), Teresa Parente (Miranda Veracruz de la Jolla Cardinal), Joseph D. Reitman (Genghis), Dot Jones (Dot), Jody Mullenax (Thunder), Jonathan Fahn (Camera Person), Dee Booher (Biker Chick (as Deanna Booher)), Mike McKenna (Bartender), Steve Valentine (Guy in Line), Bruce Michael Paine (Biker), Jeb Stuart (Interviewer), Lucky (Lucky the Dog)
Peggy and Marcy take a self-defense class, but Al doesn't think any good will come for them. Peggy then shows it off when a man tries to pickpocket Al, and she knocks him out, making her one of the coolest people and Al the laughingstock of the town. Al tries to find a way to get that honor back.
216 :10x07 - Flight of the Bumblebee
Writer: Calvin Brown, Jr.
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Harold Sylvester (Griff), E. E. Bell (Bob Rooney), Tom McCleister (Ike), Benjamin Lum (Sticky), Carol Ann Susi (Frannie), Alix Elias (Louise), Christopher Pallies (Himself (as King Kong Bundy)), Michael Clarke Duncan (Bouncer), Carrie Genzel (Natalie), Jimmy Lennon, Jr. (Ring Announcer), Frank Lloyd (Referee), Neriah Davis (Anytime), Kim Weiskopf (Girl Witch), Lucky (Lucky the Dog)
Bud wants to join NO'MAAM, but needs to pass his initiation. It's not going to be easy when he needs to have his picture taken with a wrestler to complete it.
217 :10x08 - Blonde and Blonder
Writer: Stacie Lipp, Richard Gurman
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Heidi Mark (Ashley), Kathleen Freeman (Peg's Mom), Lisa Boyle (Fawn), Lisa Picotte (Mindy), Casper Van Dien (Eric), Sarah Ann Morris (Jessica), Armando Garza (Fireman Roberto), Tina New (Debbie), Bert L. Cook (Policeman), Troy Fromin (Chad), Lucky (Lucky the Dog)
It's Kelly's high school reunion, and she and her friends are looking up old photos. They find out that a nerdy boy who they used to tease is now rich, and the girls try to compete for him. In the meantime, Bud tries to get revenge on one of the girls.
218 :10x09 - The Two That Got Away
Writer: Al Aidekman
Director: Amanda Bearse
Guest star: Shannon Tweed (Herself), Joe Sagal (Randolph), Leland Orser (Director), Alden Millikan (the Trash), Shae Marks (Inga), Jasmine Paul (Star Disher), Donna D'Errico (Helga), Joey Dente (Daily Scandal), Mary Harper-Johns (Stage Mom), Lucky (Lucky the Dog)
Al and Jefferson's fishing trip is ruined when they're kicked out of their lodge by a celebrity, and they try to plot revenge. In the meantime, Bud and Kelly try to get Lucky to appear in a dog's commercial, but he won't do anything they say.
219 :10x10 - Dud Bowl II
Writer: Kim Weiskopf
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Terry Bradshaw (Himself), Jennifer Wade (Cheerleader), Lucky (Lucky the Dog)
The bank wants to dedicate the scoreboard of Polk High to Al, but Marcy tries to do anything to stop it. When she finds someone else to dedicate it to, Al thinks up a scheme to get back at her.
220 :10x11 - Bearly Men
Writer: Russell Marcus
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Tim Conway (Ephraim Wanker), Kathleen Freeman (Peg's Mom), Frank Lloyd (Vendor), Angelo Vacco (Gang Guy), Vicki E. Milbourne (Mamie), Lucky (Lucky the Dog)
To prove they're men, Al and Bud go hunting with Peggy's dad, but soon run into a bear which goes into their house, and starts wreaking havoc in town.
221 :10x12 - Love Conquers Al
Writer: Paul Corrigan, Brad Walsh
Director: Amanda Bearse
Guest star: Tim Conway (Ephraim Wanker), Mark D. Espinoza (Carlos), Edward Hibbert (Dr. Richelieu), Christina Solis (Esmeralda), Lisa Boyle (Fawn), Tiffany Granath (Pancake), Kevin Bickford (Clown), David Sederholm (Phillip), Glori Gold (Naomi (as Glori Golding)), Lucky (Lucky the Dog)
Al and Peg go to a marriage retreat along with Peggy's parents to try and fix their marriage. In the meantime, Kelly wants to date a guy named Carlos, who will only date her if Bud helps his sister, Esmeralda, who seems to be intersted in him in an entirely different way.
222 :10x13 - I Can't Believe It's Butter
Writer: Joel Valentincic, Scott Zimbler
Director: Sam W. Orender
Guest star: Harold Sylvester (Griff), E. E. Bell (Bob Rooney), Tom McCleister (Ike), Dan Tullis, Jr. (Officer Dan), Danica Sheridan (Belinda), Venessia Valentino (Cindy), Dijon Williams (Bobby), Kathleen Freeman (Peg's Mom), Jennifer Martin (Butter), Lucky (Lucky the Dog)
The Christmas period is nearby and Al discovers his bank account is empty again. In contrary to previous years, Peggy didn't use the money for herself. She admits to have bought presents for her mother. Al has an easy solution: Peggy or her mother has to get a job. In the meantime, Griff tries to have phone sex.
223 :10x14 - The Hood, the Bud and the Kelly (1)
Writer: Dvora Inwood
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Richard Moll (Gino), Perry Anzilotti (Vito), John Carlos Frey (Raphael), Jennifer Lyons (Ariel), Lisa Arturo (Farrah), Melissa De Sousa (Jaclyn), Veronica De La Cruz (Kate), Lucky (Lucky the Dog)
Bud wants to make an exercise video, but needs money, which he gets from the mob. Kelly is a part of it along with a male lead, and if the video isn't finished, the mob will kill him.
224 :10x15 - The Hood, the Bud and the Kelly (2)
Writer: Daniel O'Keefe
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Richard Moll (Gino), Perry Anzilotti (Vito), Harold Sylvester (Griff), E. E. Bell (Bob Rooney), Tom McCleister (Ike), Dan Tullis, Jr. (Officer Dan), John Carlos Frey (Raphael), J. J. Johnston (Bebe), Alix Elias (Louise), Carol Ann Susi (Frannie), Kim Whitley (Danielle), Lisa Arturo (Farrah), Veronica De La Cruz (Kate), Melissa De Sousa (Jaclyn), Lucky (Lucky the Dog)
The mob holds Bud in until Kelly stops arguing with the male lead. Al and Jefferson are trying to fix the satellite on to their house, which they do. This is something Peggy and Marcy don't know, since the guys have hooked it up so only they can watch it.
225 :10x16 - Calendar Girl
Writer: Fran E. Kaufer
Director: Amanda Bearse
Guest star: Harold Sylvester (Griff), Victor Raider-Wexler (Floyd), Krista Allen (Crystal), John Patrick White (Little Floyd), Patty Breton (Pilgrim Girl), Tina New (Woman #1), Robin Krieger (TV Host), Lucky (Lucky the Dog)
Bud tries to make a calendar filled with beautiful girls for each month. He tries to beat a rival with it, but one of the girls are reconsidering. Bud convinces her to do it, and he gets an A+. The girl then becomes famous, soon revealing something very disturbing to all the men.
226 :10x17 - The Agony and the Extra C
Writer: Jim Kelly, Jimmy Aleck
Director: Sam W. Orender
Guest star: Harold Sylvester (Griff), E. E. Bell (Bob Rooney), Tom McCleister (Ike), Dan Tullis, Jr. (Officer Dan), Iqbal Theba (Iqbal), David Pires (Doctor #1), Robert Almodovar (Doctor #2), Cindyana Santangelo (Sierra Madre (as Cindyana Lair)), Traci Bingham (Lap Dancer), Nick Danger (Harris), Monty Ash (O'Malley), Lucky (Lucky the Dog)
Jefferson tells a story to Bud and Kelly while he's in the hospital: To prove he loves Marcy, Jefferson decides to get a tattoo saying he loves her. The tattoo is done on his rear end, with a slight problem. It says "I Love Mary."
227 :10x18 - Spring Break (1)
Writer: Kim Weiskopf
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Harold Sylvester (Griff), Chris Hardwick (Dan Inwood), Heidi Mark (Ashley), Lisa Boyle (Fawn), Lisa Picotte (Mindy), Shawn Michael Howard (Barney), Dave Ruby (Hummer), S. Kyle Parker (Achmed), Faith Salie (Lana), Shannon Escher (Natalie), Tonya Watts (Scarlett), Lucky (Lucky the Dog)
It's Spring Break, and Bud and the guys want to go to Fort Lauderdale, but Kelly and her friends get them to give up their airline tickets. Al and his friends go there too, and find out that Kelly is entering a bikini contest, where he, Jefferson, and Griff become judges. Marcy soon finds out about them, heading off to Ft. Lauderdale with Bud and his friends.
228 :10x19 - Spring Break (2)
Writer: Calvin Brown, Jr.
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Harold Sylvester (Griff), Chris Hardwick (Dan Inwood), Heidi Mark (Ashley), Lisa Boyle (Fawn), Lisa Picotte (Mindy), Shawn Michael Howard (Barney), Dave Ruby (Hummer), S. Kyle Parker (Achmed), Mickey Jones (Parley Wayne), Tonya Watts (Scarlett), Denise Hulsey (Waitress), Renee Tenison (Marla), Brad Nickell (Lifeguard #1), Scott Gurney (Lifeguard #2), Marie Caldare (Claudia), Todd Glass (Policeman), Meadow Williams (Angela), Lucky (Lucky the Dog)
Marcy, Bud, and his friends head off to Ft. Lauderdale to ruin Al's scheme of getting big money through the bikini contest Kelly entered.
229 :10x20 - Turning Japanese
Writer: Fran E. Kaufer
Director: Sam W. Orender
Guest star: Pat Morita (Mr. Shimokawa), Dan Tullis, Jr. (Officer Dan), Iqbal Theba (Iqbal), Todd Parker (Officer Stan), Darrell Kunitomi (Japanese Al), Angela Spangler (Bambi), Lucky (Lucky the Dog)
Marcy's Japanese boss comes to visit Marcy, and then hears Al's car coming down the road. He says he must have it, and Marcy needs to convince Al to sell it to him.
230 :10x21 - Al Goes to the Dogs
Writer: Laurie Lee-Goss, Gary B. Bowren
Director: Sam W. Orender
Guest star: Mark D. Espinoza (Carlos), Ian Patrick Williams (Inspector Fitzpatrick), Angela Strader (Turqoise), Don Dowe (Foreman), Lucky (Lucky the Dog)
Al tries to build a doghouse for Lucky, and gets help from a criticizing building instructor Marcy hired.
231 :10x22 - Enemies
Writer: Richard Gurman, Stacie Lipp, Russell Marcus
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Nicole Eggert (Shannon), Matt Borlenghi (Tom), Teri Ivens (Maria (as Terri Ivens)), Melissa Chan (Keiko), Phill Lewis (George), Chris Young (Jackson), Alan Thicke (Henry (Special Appearance by)), Jean Speegle Howard (Claire), Rance Howard (Edwin), Lucky (Lucky the Dog)
Kelly starts a love triangle with a couple who seems to have an on-and-off relationship.
232 :10x23 - Bud Hits the Books
Writer: Stacie Lipp
Director: Sam W. Orender
Guest star: Harold Sylvester (Griff), Tom McCleister (Ike), Jennifer Lyons (Ariel), Beverly Archer (Miss Hardaway), William Utay (Dean), Teresa Parente (Miranda Veracruz de la Jolla Cardinal), Ed Gilbert (Bob Packwood), Lucky (Lucky the Dog)
Bud is trying to study for his finals in the library, but gets caught touching himself, which could get him expelled. Marcy acts as his lawyer for his case.
233 :10x24 - Kiss of the Coffee Woman
Director: Sam W. Orender
Guest star: Harold Sylvester (Griff), Leland Orser (Director), Brian Stewart (Lance), Andrea Nittoli (Linda), Karen Lynn Scott (Dina), Susan Slome (Becca), Lucky (Lucky the Dog), Gita Isak (Stage Manager)
Kelly gets a job in a commercial with Jefferson. Al and Marcy find it offensive when they find out they need to kiss.
234 :10x25 - Torch Song Duet
Writer: Donelle Q. Buck
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Bo Jackson (Calvin Farquhar), Larry Brown (Himself), Harold Sylvester (Griff), Roy Jones, Jr. (Himself), Richard Kline (Flint Guccione), Teresa Parente (Miranda Veracruz de la Jolla Cardinal), Renee Tenison (Marla), Rosie Tenison (Carla), Petra Verkaik (Model #1), Victoria Fuller (Model #2), Burke Roberts (Reporter #1), Nikki Dubin (Reporter #2), Alex Carl (Alex), Lucky (Lucky the Dog)
Griff wants to win a trip to the Atlanta Olympic Games, but in order to get tickets, he has to answer questions on a radio show. Al happens to be the perfect person to help him.
235 :10x26 - The Joke's on Al
Writer: Calvin Brown, Jr.
Director: Amanda Bearse
Guest star: Tim Conway (Ephraim Wanker), Gary Coleman (Reverend), Harold Sylvester (Griff), Deborah Harmon (June), Dan Tullis, Jr. (Officer Dan), E. E. Bell (Bob Rooney), Tom McCleister (Ike), Mark Sellers (Male Detective), G. Jordan Moore (Female Detective), Bert L. Cook (Executioner), Lucky (Lucky the Dog)
Peggy's friend from old times comes to the Bundy household, and begins to seduce Al. Al isn't very offended by this, since he believes it's all Jefferson's little scheme.
Married With Children Reunion Special
A reunion of all the cast members, along with many clips of their sex lives, sibling rivalry, football glory, etc.
236 :11x01 - Twisted
Writer: Richard Gurman
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Harold Sylvester (Griff), Jennifer Lyons (Ariel), Christina Moore (Gorgeous Woman (as Christine Moore)), Steven Shenbaum (Scarecrow), Lucky (Lucky the Dog), Donna Pieroni (Sandy)
Bud tries to make it seem like there is a bad storm outside in order to get a girl. A real twister occurs and the D'Arcys take refuge in the Bundys' house. The girl that Bud was with discovered what he was up to and leaves him. After the first storm is over, a Force 5 Twister comes. Seeing as how the bad weather turns the women on, Al and Jefferson use their secret exit to get out of the basement, winding up at the nudie bar.
237 :11x02 - Children of the Corns
Writer: Matthew Berry, Eric Abrams
Director: Amanda Bearse
Guest star: Harold Sylvester (Griff), Janet Carroll (Gary), Teresa Parente (Miranda Veracruz de la Jolla Cardinal), Patrick T. O'Brien (Bob Thompson), Christopher Elwood (Delivery Guy), Lee Arnone (Woman Customer (as Lee Arnone-Briggs)), Louisa Abernathy (Christy), Eric Vasques (Immigrant Kid #1 (as Erick Vasques)), Cherise Ligot (Immigrant Kid #2 (as Cherisse Ligot)), Richard Ornelas (Thug), Lucky (Lucky the Dog)
Al learns that the shoes he sells are made by children in sweatshops, so he tries to blackmail Gary, his boss. He tries to get some proof of it so that both he and Griff will get a raise, but they fail. Meanwhile, the Bundys get a microwave oven and they try to hide it from Al.
238 :11x03 - Kelly's Gotta Habit
Writer: Garry Bowren, Laurie Lee-Goss
Director: Amanda Bearse
Guest star: Dan Tullis, Jr. (Officer Dan), Nancy Linari (Sister Benedicta), David Pressman (Mike), Peter Kerr (Cab Driver), Terrence Flack (Real Cop (as Te Mark Flack)), Bryan Rasmussen (Burglar), Gerry Lock (Old Lady), Lewis Dauber (Sketch Artist), Bert L. Cook (Cab Driver #2), Tina Yothers (Herself), Lucky (Lucky the Dog)
Kelly gets chosen to be on a commercial where she must play a nun. In the meantime, Al gets chosen to go as Officer Dan's partner on Cops, and invades the D'Arcy's home.
239 :11x04 - Requiem for a Chevyweight (1)
Writer: Steve Faber, Bob Fisher
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Rick Overton (Dr. Fisher), Cliff Bemis (Al's Dad), Hannah Swanson (Young Kelly), Lucky (Lucky the Dog)
Al's Dodge is close to breaking down. The family reminisces about what happened with it, and Peg, Kelly, and Bud try to sell parts of it for money behind Al's back. To be continued ...
240 :11x05 - Requiem for a Chevyweight (2)
Writer: Russell Marcus
Director: Amanda Bearse
Guest star: Rick Overton (Dr. Fisher), Harold Sylvester (Griff), Tom McCleister (Ike), Michael Sorich (Fidel Castro), Gary Grubbs (Cal Stevens), Lucky (Lucky the Dog)
The Dodge dies on Al, as portrayed in the previous episode, so Al goes to lease a sports car, which happens to be broken as well. In the meantime, Peggy finds out she can make some money from the engine of the Dodge, and goes to dig it up from the backyard where Al buried it.
241 :11x06 - A Bundy Thanksgiving
Writer: Vince Cheung, Bob Montanio
Director: Amanda Bearse
Guest star: Harold Sylvester (Griff), James Brown (Himself), Terry Bradshaw (Himself), Howie Long (Himself), Ronnie Lott (Himself), Beau Billingslea (Reverend Hightower), Ann Weldon (Aunt Maddie), Lakeitcha Hurd (Mourner #1), Virginia Capers (Mourner #2), Patricia Belcher (Eunetta), Nick LaTour (Old Man), Caroline Jones (Woman), Miles Marsico (Boy), Vivian Bonnell (Mourner #3), Lucky (Lucky the Dog)
Al wants to go look for a pie he loves made by an aunt, but finds out she is dead, and there is ony one pie remaining. He needs to get it away from the others at her funeral, and that is only possible with the help of football tactics.
242 :11x07 - The Juggs Have Left the Building
Writer: Ben Montanio, Vince Cheung
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Tammy Wynette (Herself), Brent Hinkley (Cletus), Nicole Nagorsky (Daughter), Ritchie Montgomery (Emcee), Doug Reid (Buford), Dan Reid (Elmo), Lucky (Lucky the Dog)
Peg and Kelly go on a trip to Missouri, and find out they can win big on a singing contest.
243 :11x08 - God Help Ye Merry Bundymen
Writer: Steve Faber, Bob Fisher
Director: Amanda Bearse
Guest star: Harold Sylvester (Griff), Janet Carroll (Gary), Jonathan Mangum (Hal), Kevin Lamont Smith (Biff), Mary Stein (Judge #2), Amy Lyndon (Mall Manager), Steven Anthony Lawrence (Kid #1), Lynette Bennett (Judge #1), Christian McLaughlin (Reindeer Dancer), Lucky (Lucky the Dog)
Al and Griff get some new employees to run the shoe store, but soon Gary decides they do a better job than Al and Griff, getting them fired. Al and Griff can either convince Gary to give them their jobs back, or find "better" jobs. In the meantime, Marcy and Jefferson have been robbed of the Mary and Joseph from their porch Nativity that they were going to use to win the decorating contest. Soon, they find out it was Bud and Kelly. Also, Peggy makes a gingerbread version of the neighborhood, which happens to beat Marcy's Nativity scene.
244 :11x09 - Crimes Against Obesity
Writer: Russell Marcus
Director: Amanda Bearse
Guest star: Harold Sylvester (Griff), Diana Bellamy (Shirley), Cassi Davis (Patty), Danica Sheridan (Matilda), Jennifer Echols (Gwen), Helen Siff (Leona), Kelly Goodman (Barbara), Nicole Nagorsky (Penelope), Lucky (Lucky the Dog), Yvonne de La Paix (Angry Juror)
Al gets sued after insulting one more obese woman who walked into the store. He must figure out a way out of it, or surely get punished.
245 :11x10 - The Stepford Peg
Writer: Valerie Ahern, Christian McLaughlin
Director: Amanda Bearse
Guest star: Harold Sylvester (Griff), E. E. Bell (Bob Rooney), Tom McCleister (Ike), Ron-Ann Frey (Sally), Larry McKay (TV Announcer), Lucky (Lucky the Dog)
Peggy gets amnesia, and the others tell her she is the ideal wife of the family, making her a cooking and cleaning machine.
246 :11x11 - Bud on the Side
Writer: Christian McLaughlin, Valerie Ahern
Director: Sam W. Orender
Guest star: Harold Sylvester (Griff), Janet Carroll (Gary), Mink Stole (Edna), Chris Bonno (Contractor), David Alan Graf (Delivery Guy #1), John Talamantez (Delivery Guy #2), Lucky (Lucky the Dog)
Bud still has women problems, and decides to consult Al's help. Al tells him to aim lower, and soon he starts dating Gary!
247 :11x12 - Grime and Punishment
Writer: Steve Faber, Bob Fisher
Director: Sam W. Orender
Guest star: Marianne Muellerleile (Health Inspector), Lucky (Lucky the Dog)
Al starts to charge Bud rent to live in his house. Bud demands that he repair the basement, but Al tells him that he won't do it. Bud calls a health inspector, and she traps Al in the basement until he repairs it. While he's trapped, Bud lets people torture Al while he's down there.
248 :11x13 - T*R*A*S*H
Director: Amanda Bearse
Guest star: Harold Sylvester (Griff), J. J. Johnston (Drill Inspector), Gonzo Raymond (Santo), Jerry Giles (Duwayne), Lucky (Lucky the Dog)
For once, Al and Griff want a regular meal, enlisting in the Army, but soon it becomes "mortal" combat when they have to fight a garbage strike.
249 :11x14 - Breaking up is Easy to Do (1)
Writer: Matthew Berry, Eric Abrams
Director: Mark K. Samuels
Guest star: Harold Sylvester (Griff), Lisa Robin Kelly (Heather), Jake Johannsen (Dr. H. Longo), Kellie Beals (Nancy), Gerry Del Sol (Referee), Lucky (Lucky the Dog)
Peg and Al go to a therapist, and soon break up right on the spot. In the meantime, Kelly wants to get a commmercial job, but needs to learn how to box in order to beat the competition.
250 :11x15 - Breaking up is Easy to Do (2)
Writer: Russell Marcus
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Alan Thicke (Bruce), Harold Sylvester (Griff), Lisa Melilli (Sandy), Rosa Blasi (Woman #1), Mandy Levin (Woman #2), Irene Roseen (Woman #3), Christopher Shobe (Guy in Bar), Lucky (Lucky the Dog), Lisa Maris (Suzie)
Peggy and Al go their separate ways, meeting new people. Al moves into an apartment near the airport, and Peggy finds a new boyfriend.
251 :11x16 - Breaking up is Easy to Do (3)
Writer: Russell Marcus
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Alan Thicke (Bruce), Harold Sylvester (Griff), Michael Irpino (Clerk), Lucky (Lucky the Dog)
Peggy's new boyfriend tells Bud and Kelly they have to work from now on, and they must find a way to bring her and Al back.
252 :11x17 - Live Nude Peg
Writer: Eric Abrams, Matthew Berry
Director: Amanda Bearse
Guest star: Harold Sylvester (Griff), Dan Tullis, Jr. (Officer Dan), Tom McCleister (Ike), E. E. Bell (Bob Rooney), Iqbal Theba (Iqbal), Gloria LeRoy (Chesty), Carmen Morrell (Shaney), Vanessa A. Dorian (Stripper #1), Lucky (Lucky the Dog)
Peggy feels neglected, and decides to pose as a stripper in the nudie bar, under the name of Jasmine. Al falls for her spells, but he doesn't know she's really Peggy.
253 :11x18 - A Babe in Toyland
Writer: Christian McLaughlin, Valerie Ahern
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Brandon Maggart (Uncle Dudley), Blaire Baron (Jordan), Richard Israel (Court Jester), Richard Taylor Olson (Bobby Beaver), Lucky (Lucky the Dog)
Kelly gets on job on a children's show, but soon starts hogging the set. In the meantime, in order to avoid Peggy, Al and Peggy get twin beds, but some things just don't work out.
254 :11x19 - Birthday Boy Toy
Writer: Terry Maloney, Mindy Morgenstern
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Harold Sylvester (Griff), Stefani Spruill (Gloria), Kevin Spirtas (Instructor), Susan Isaacs (Woman #1), Sonya Eddy (Betty), Michelle Mitchell (Woman #2 (as Michelle Mitchel)), Corinne Reilly (Young Woman), Lucky (Lucky the Dog)
Bud directs a commercial for the shoe store where Al works. In the meantime, Jefferson goes to the health club, where everyone seems to enjoy his ... behind.
255 :11x20 - Lez Be Friends
Writer: Pamela Eells
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Amanda Bearse (Mandy), Elaine Hendrix (Elaine), Lucky (Lucky the Dog)
Marcy's lesbian cousin visits, but she starts getting jealous of her.
256 :11x21 - Damn Bundys
Writer: Vince Cheung, Ben Montanio
Director: Richard Correll
Guest star: James Brown (Himself), Robert Englund (Lucifer), John Welsh (Clerk), John Cirigliano (Napoleon), Alex Ardenti (Hunky Guy), Erik Kramer (Himself), Curtis Conway (Himself), Raymont Harris (Himself), Lucky (Lucky the Dog), Troy Brenna (Footballer)
Al gets to play football with the Chicago Bears, which also has a catch.
257 :11x22 - The Desperate Half-Hour (1)
Writer: Christian McLaughlin, Valerie Ahern
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Tricia Cast (Starla), Charles Esten (Lonnie), Harold Sylvester (Griff), Bill Torees (Cop), Lucky (Lucky the Dog)
Bud has a pen pal in prison he writes to. The person is able to visit, but brings her tough boyfriend along too, meaning bad news for the Bundys.
258 :11x23 - How to Marry a Moron (2)
Director: Gerry Cohen
Guest star: Charles Esten (Lonnie), Harold Sylvester (Griff), Edie McClurg (Mrs. Tot), Gordon Jump (Mr. Tot), Rance Howard (Reverend), Lauren Hays (Susie), T. L. Brooke (Tatum Tot), Mason Dragotto (Jennifer), Rena Riffel (Stripper #1), Lucky (Lucky the Dog)
Kelly falls in love with the boyfriend of Bud's pen-pal, and decides to get married to him, but the boyfriend seems to like other women, which Al takes as an insult.
259 :11x24 - Chicago Shoe Exchange
Writer: Eric Abrams, Matthew Berry
Director: Mark K. Samuels
Guest star: Harold Sylvester (Griff), Janet Carroll (Gary), Larry Bagby III (Clements), James Nardini (Chris), Matthew Sutherland (Grad), Michael C. Mahon (Larry), Abbey Nayor (Corn Dog Lady), Lisa-Gay Tremblay (Cathy), Cheryl Rhoads (Rachel), Gita Isak (Gloria), Lucky (Lucky the Dog)
Al and Griff want to get a massage chair, so they start bartering things to get it.