Mel: Oh my God, my niece is a fake lesbian. We're gonna be on "Oprah."
Lennox: Whose side are you guys on?
Mel: The side that keeps me off your principal's speed-dial.
Joe: And I'm like, "oh really? You can tell I'm american just by looking at me? Well, guess what. I'm from Korea, pal. How about that, you mouthy fraud?" I actually said something a bit stronger, but it had the same initials.
Mel: All right, Lennox is not gay. It doesn't mean we love her any less though.