Season 1 |
| 1 :01x01 - The Curse of Dethklok (Aug/06/2006) | | On Series Pilot, the heavy metal band "Dethklok" agrees to perform a jingle for a coffee franchise in the Arctic Circle. During their live performance, their "six star" french chief was killed by a freak accident from the blades of their helicopter restaurant he was in and causing him to be chopped, torn apart and thrown around into many pieces. The half dead chief, still on life support, is incapable of making food for the band. Dethklok must find a way to make food for themselves. So they go to a grocery store to see what they can buy. | | Guest Stars: James Hetfield as One-Eyed Fan, Kirk Hammett as Two-Fingered Fan | Director: Jon Schnepp
Writer: Tommy Blacha, Brendon Small | | Songs: Dethklok -- Duncan Hills Coffee, Dethklok -- Sewn Back Together Wrong | |
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| 2 :01x02 - Dethwater (Aug/13/2006) | | Front man Nathan Explosion is having trouble recording the band's next album and constantly deletes their recordings, resulting in some discomfort from the other group members over his lack of faith in his music. Nathan decides to find inspiration by recording their new album on the deep Nordic waters. Dethklok commissions a Russian nuclear submarine and while underwater, the band gets distracted by numerous reasons to being underwater. First the submarine suffers from a power outage, then lack of air and food becomes an issue, and a video recording producer also tags along. | Director: Jon Schnepp
Writer: Tommy Blacha, Brendon Small | | Songs: Dethklok -- Dethwater Practice, Dethklok -- Murmaider, Dethklok -- Thunderhorse, Dethklok -- Underwater Friends | |
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| 3 :01x03 - Happy Dethday (Birthdayface) (Aug/20/2006) | | William Murderface becomes depressed over his upcoming birthday and decides to celebrates his birthday with a birthday party the likes no one has ever seen. The rest of the band desperately thinks up and searches for the a perfect most "metal" birthday present to give him, since Murderface already has everything he already wanted. | Director: Jon Schnepp
Writer: Brendon Small, Tommy Blacha | | Songs: Dethklok -- Birthday Dethday | |
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| 4 :01x04 - Dethtroll (Aug/27/2006) | | The band goes to Finland to apologize for their last tour they had in Finland that caused the country some great damage. While they apologize, the band plays a song that unintentionally wakes up a deadly Nordic Forest Troll. Dethklok, at the beginning didn’t really care about this Troll, but later they all became agitated over the Troll knocking off DSL high speed Internet lines that made their Internet connection very slow; and also causing power outages all around Finland. Dethklok must now find a way to re-imprison this deadly Troll by create the world's first Death Metal Lullaby to put the demonic beast back to sleep. | Director: Chris Prynoski (1)
Writer: Brendon Small, Tommy Blacha | | Songs: Dethklok -- Awaken | |
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| 5 :01x05 - Dethkomedy (Sep/03/2006) | | Dethklok decides they want to perform something that’s the opposite of drama, so they decide they need to convert comedy into metal, or in other words “Death Comedy”. Their initial attempt fails, causing Pickles to become traumatized after their worst comical performance ever. Meanwhile the rest of Dethklok, whom are shrugging off their resent failed attempt at comedy, are approached by a man who wants to teach the group how to become successful comedians. | Director: Jon Schnepp
Writer: Tommy Blacha, Brendon Small | | Songs: Dethklok -- Hatredy | |
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| 6 :01x06 - Dethfam (Sep/10/2006) | | While being interviewed during a live broadcast, Dethklok is reunited with the estranged family. Angry and embarrassed by their family, Dethklok must plan a way to ditch them, but their family has another plan. Dethklok’s family plan on recording a death metal family album called “Parents of Dethklok” with them, but while Dethklok put aside their anger towards them or angry to make the album? | Director: Jon Schnepp
Writer: Brendon Small, Tommy Blacha | | Songs: Dethklok -- Bloodtrocuted, Dethklok -- Dethfam | |
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| 7 :01x07 - Performance Klok (Sep/17/2006) | | When the members of Dethklok have a fight on stage in a city in Jordan, they're sudden outbreak causes 16.7 Million dollars in damage, which the Jordanians sue them over. Dethklok's record label executives are less then pleased of the matter, and so they try to recommend Dethklok to hire a performance coach so that the band can have "Band Therapy" together; in the hopes that the band won't separate. Dethklok find their new therapist some what intriguing and are persuaded to follow his techniques. | Director: Chris Prynoski (1)
Writer: Tommy Blacha, Brendon Small | | Songs: Dethklok -- Inner Child Tied and Beaten in my Trunk | |
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| 8 :01x08 - Snakes N' Barrels (Sep/24/2006) | | Before Dethklok, Pickles was in somewhat successful band called Snakes 'n' Barrels. After a spike in album sales, a reunion tour is schedule, which Pickles gladly accepts. The Tribunal sees this as an opportunity to attack the lone Dethklok member with a powerful new mind-erasing drug. | | Guest Stars: Michael Amott as Antonio Tony DiMarco Thunderbottom, Warrel Dane as Sammy Candynose Twinskins, Steve Smyth as Snizzy Snazz Bullets | Director: Jon Schnepp
Writer: Tommy Blacha, Brendon Small | | Songs: Snakes N' Barrels -- Water Horsey Blues | |
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| 9 :01x09 - Mordland (Oct/01/2006) | | Dethklok opens the doors to their legendary mansion 'Mordland'. With millions of people trying to give everything they have just to get to spend only one day in the life of dethklok. Although there is always someone trying to get something for nothing, 2 brothers who run one of the biggest dethklok fan site seek to blackmail the band into giving them a hefty some of money in exchange for the fan exclusive song that they had bootlegged during a private screening. But will dethklok give in to these 2 con men? | Director: Jon Schnepp
Writer: Brendon Small, Tommy Blacha | | Songs: Dethklok -- Blood Puke, Dethklok -- Fansong | |
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| 10 :01x10 - Fatklok (Oct/08/2006) | | As tax season nears, Dethklok learns that they have earned too much money. Now, in an attempt to get tax breaks, they're donating as much as possible. Fund raisers, charity events, and even an adoption, which they later learn is not considered a tax break. The band's manager Charles, suggest a cancer benefit concert played with the London Philharmonic orchestra. | Director: Chris Prynoski (1)
Writer: Tommy Blacha, Brendon Small | | Songs: Dethklok -- Dethharmonic | |
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| 11 :01x11 - Skwisklok (Oct/15/2006) | | After Skwisgaar finished shooting a new music video, he saw a infomercial in which a man was selling guitars. Skwisgaar decided he wanted to show everyone how to 'shred' as good as him. Soon after the rest of dethklok jumps on the bandwagon and pics up endorsements themselves. Murderface is advertising for doorknobs, Nathan BBQ Sauce, Pickles Nickles, and Toki Candy. As a precaution the band's lawyer decides to ensure Skwisgaar's hand, on one condition... he must where protective hand cases when ever he is not playing guitar. The show is about to start, but there are 2 problems, Toki could possibly have diabetes, and skwisgaar has an allergic reaction. How will "The Skwisgaar Skwigelf Advanced Fast Hand Finger Wizard Master Class" turn out? | | Guest Stars: Jon Schnepp as Video Director, King Diamond as Ronald Von Monoldburg | Director: Jon Schnepp
Writer: Brendon Small, Tommy Blacha | | Songs: Dethklok -- Crush My Battle Opponent's Balls | |
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| 13 :01x13 - Go Forth and Die (Oct/29/2006) | | Nathan has become concerned with his lacking education and the fact that he never finished high school. He decides to take this time to study and take his G.E.D. so he can put his mind as ease. Murderface has been accepted onto a celebrity spelling bee TV show. He is very confident in his spelling for example he spells 'You and him', "Youandhiom", .... he should be fine. | | Guest Stars: King Diamond as Dimmu Burger Manager, George Fisher (1) as Dimmu Burger Customer | Director: Chris Prynoski (1)
Writer: Tommy Blacha, Brendon Small | | Songs: Dethklok -- Go Forth and Die, Dethklok -- Guts Punched, Balls Threw Up | |
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| 14 :01x14 - Bluesklok (Nov/05/2006) | | Dethklok falls into a 'Celebrity Depression' and is unsure if they can continue producing music. Who better to help them then a world famous blues musician. The blues singer takes them to the birthplace of blue... the south. He tells them of many of the very grim stories of how the first blues singers got their inspiration. The blues singer suggests they make a deal with the devil to be great blues singers, which is how almost all the other blues artists had done it before them... But will bring dethklok out of this depression? | Director: Jon Schnepp
Writer: Brendon Small, Tommy Blacha | | Songs: Dethklok -- Murder Train a Comin' | |
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| 15 :01x15 - Religionklok (Nov/12/2006) | Murderface searches for a religion after a near-death experience leaves him longing for greater meaning. He samples everything from Christianity to Satanism before finding his true church.
(Official summary pending)
Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Metalocalypse_Episodes | |
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| 17 :01x17 - Dethclown (Nov/26/2006) | The tribunal commissions Dr. Rockso, The Rock 'n' Roll Clown, to gather information on Dethklok. Dr. Rockso and Toki's sudden friendship has the rest of Dethklok uneasy.
Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Metalocalypse_episodes | | Writers: Tommy Blacha, Brendon Small | |
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| 18 :01x18 - Girlfriendklok (Dec/03/2006) | Dethklok is asked to host the American Pornography Awards, but Nathan's controlling girlfriend puts a damper on the situation for the whole band.
Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Metalocalypse_episodes | | Writers: Brendon Small, Tommy Blacha | |
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| 19 :01x19 - Dethstars (Dec/10/2006) | When Dethklok is given a carte blanche development deal, the future of silver screen entertainment rests in their hands.
Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Metalocalypse_episodes | | Writers: Brendon Small, Tommy Blacha | |
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Season 2 |
| 21 :02x01 - Dethecution (Sep/23/2007) | | The world has been in a state of anarchy ever since the attempted assassination of Dethklok’s members, as the band has gone into hiding and their influence on the economy has caused the markets to crash. However, when they are given the opportunity to execute countless prisoners, they contemplate a long awaited return. | Directors: Jon Schnepp, Chris Prynoski (1)
Writer: Tommy Blacha, Brendon Small | |
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| 32 :02x12 - The Revengencers (Jun/22/2008) | | While a terrorist group known as "The Revengencers" plans an attack on Dethklok's manager, the band comes down with a nasty summer cold. After meeting nothing but failure after attempting several medieval medical practices, Dethklok must play a free concert for some hospitalized fans. | Director: Jon Schnepp
Writer: Brendon Small, Tommy Blacha | |
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| 33 :02x13 - Klokblocked (Jun/29/2008) | | Nathan Explosion is back on the dating scene. When the rest of Dethklok hears word of this, they all agree to help Nathan out by being nice to the girls he starts to date. Unfortunately for Nathan, all they end up doing is "klokblock" him. | Director: Mark Brooks (2)
Writer: Tommy Blacha, Brendon Small | |
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