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Metalocalypse Episode Guide

1 :01x01 - The Curse of Dethklok

First aired: Aug/06/2006
Writer: Tommy Blacha, Brendon Small
Director: Jon Schnepp
Guest star: Kirk Hammett (Two-Fingered Fan), James Hetfield (One-Eyed Fan)

On Series Pilot, the heavy metal band "Dethklok" agrees to perform a jingle for a coffee franchise in the Arctic Circle. During their live performance, their "six star" french chief was killed by a freak accident from the blades of their helicopter restaurant he was in and causing him to be chopped, torn apart and thrown around into many pieces. The half dead chief, still on life support, is incapable of making food for the band. Dethklok must find a way to make food for themselves. So they go to a grocery store to see what they can buy.



2 :01x02 - Dethwater

First aired: Aug/13/2006
Writer: Tommy Blacha, Brendon Small
Director: Jon Schnepp

Front man Nathan Explosion is having trouble recording the band's next album and constantly deletes their recordings, resulting in some discomfort from the other group members over his lack of faith in his music. Nathan decides to find inspiration by recording their new album on the deep Nordic waters. Dethklok commissions a Russian nuclear submarine and while underwater, the band gets distracted by numerous reasons to being underwater. First the submarine suffers from a power outage, then lack of air and food becomes an issue, and a video recording producer also tags along.



3 :01x03 - Happy Dethday (Birthdayface)

First aired: Aug/20/2006
Writer: Brendon Small, Tommy Blacha
Director: Jon Schnepp

William Murderface becomes depressed over his upcoming birthday and decides to celebrates his birthday with a birthday party the likes no one has ever seen. The rest of the band desperately thinks up and searches for the a perfect most "metal" birthday present to give him, since Murderface already has everything he already wanted.



4 :01x04 - Dethtroll

First aired: Aug/27/2006
Writer: Brendon Small, Tommy Blacha
Director: Chris Prynoski

The band goes to Finland to apologize for their last tour they had in Finland that caused the country some great damage. While they apologize, the band plays a song that unintentionally wakes up a deadly Nordic Forest Troll. Dethklok, at the beginning didn’t really care about this Troll, but later they all became agitated over the Troll knocking off DSL high speed Internet lines that made their Internet connection very slow; and also causing power outages all around Finland. Dethklok must now find a way to re-imprison this deadly Troll by create the world's first Death Metal Lullaby to put the demonic beast back to sleep.



5 :01x05 - Dethkomedy

First aired: Sep/03/2006
Writer: Tommy Blacha, Brendon Small
Director: Jon Schnepp

Dethklok decides they want to perform something that’s the opposite of drama, so they decide they need to convert comedy into metal, or in other words “Death Comedy”. Their initial attempt fails, causing Pickles to become traumatized after their worst comical performance ever. Meanwhile the rest of Dethklok, whom are shrugging off their resent failed attempt at comedy, are approached by a man who wants to teach the group how to become successful comedians.



6 :01x06 - Dethfam

First aired: Sep/10/2006
Writer: Brendon Small, Tommy Blacha
Director: Jon Schnepp

While being interviewed during a live broadcast, Dethklok is reunited with the estranged family. Angry and embarrassed by their family, Dethklok must plan a way to ditch them, but their family has another plan. Dethklok’s family plan on recording a death metal family album called “Parents of Dethklok” with them, but while Dethklok put aside their anger towards them or angry to make the album?



7 :01x07 - Performance Klok

First aired: Sep/17/2006
Writer: Tommy Blacha, Brendon Small
Director: Chris Prynoski

When the members of Dethklok have a fight on stage in a city in Jordan, they're sudden outbreak causes 16.7 Million dollars in damage, which the Jordanians sue them over. Dethklok's record label executives are less then pleased of the matter, and so they try to recommend Dethklok to hire a performance coach so that the band can have "Band Therapy" together; in the hopes that the band won't separate. Dethklok find their new therapist some what intriguing and are persuaded to follow his techniques.



8 :01x08 - Snakes N' Barrels

First aired: Sep/24/2006
Writer: Tommy Blacha, Brendon Small
Director: Jon Schnepp
Guest star: Steve Smyth (Snizzy Snazz Bullets), Michael Amott (Antonio Tony DiMarco Thunderbottom), Warrel Dane (Sammy Candynose Twinskins)

Before Dethklok, Pickles was in somewhat successful band called Snakes 'n' Barrels. After a spike in album sales, a reunion tour is schedule, which Pickles gladly accepts. The Tribunal sees this as an opportunity to attack the lone Dethklok member with a powerful new mind-erasing drug.



9 :01x09 - Mordland

First aired: Oct/01/2006
Writer: Brendon Small, Tommy Blacha
Director: Jon Schnepp

Dethklok opens the doors to their legendary mansion 'Mordland'. With millions of people trying to give everything they have just to get to spend only one day in the life of dethklok. Although there is always someone trying to get something for nothing, 2 brothers who run one of the biggest dethklok fan site seek to blackmail the band into giving them a hefty some of money in exchange for the fan exclusive song that they had bootlegged during a private screening. But will dethklok give in to these 2 con men?



10 :01x10 - Fatklok

First aired: Oct/08/2006
Writer: Tommy Blacha, Brendon Small
Director: Chris Prynoski

As tax season nears, Dethklok learns that they have earned too much money. Now, in an attempt to get tax breaks, they're donating as much as possible. Fund raisers, charity events, and even an adoption, which they later learn is not considered a tax break. The band's manager Charles, suggest a cancer benefit concert played with the London Philharmonic orchestra.



11 :01x11 - Skwisklok

First aired: Oct/15/2006
Writer: Brendon Small, Tommy Blacha
Director: Jon Schnepp
Guest star: Jon Schnepp (Video Director), King Diamond (Ronald Von Monoldburg)

After Skwisgaar finished shooting a new music video, he saw a infomercial in which a man was selling guitars. Skwisgaar decided he wanted to show everyone how to 'shred' as good as him. Soon after the rest of dethklok jumps on the bandwagon and pics up endorsements themselves. Murderface is advertising for doorknobs, Nathan BBQ Sauce, Pickles Nickles, and Toki Candy. As a precaution the band's lawyer decides to ensure Skwisgaar's hand, on one condition... he must where protective hand cases when ever he is not playing guitar. The show is about to start, but there are 2 problems, Toki could possibly have diabetes, and skwisgaar has an allergic reaction. How will "The Skwisgaar Skwigelf Advanced Fast Hand Finger Wizard Master Class" turn out?



12 :01x12 - Murdering Outside The Box

First aired: Oct/22/2006
Writer: Tommy Blacha, Brendon Small
Director: Jon Schnepp
Guest star: King Diamond (Employee 421)

After going shopping, Dethklok learns from their manager Charles they have a worker who is embezzling money from them. They hold an employee evaluation while while The Tribunal sends a spy to gather information.



13 :01x13 - Go Forth and Die

First aired: Oct/29/2006
Writer: Tommy Blacha, Brendon Small
Director: Chris Prynoski
Guest star: King Diamond (Dimmu Burger Manager), George Fisher (Dimmu Burger Customer)

Nathan has become concerned with his lacking education and the fact that he never finished high school. He decides to take this time to study and take his G.E.D. so he can put his mind as ease. Murderface has been accepted onto a celebrity spelling bee TV show. He is very confident in his spelling for example he spells 'You and him', "Youandhiom", .... he should be fine.



14 :01x14 - Bluesklok

First aired: Nov/05/2006
Writer: Brendon Small, Tommy Blacha
Director: Jon Schnepp

Dethklok falls into a 'Celebrity Depression' and is unsure if they can continue producing music. Who better to help them then a world famous blues musician. The blues singer takes them to the birthplace of blue... the south. He tells them of many of the very grim stories of how the first blues singers got their inspiration. The blues singer suggests they make a deal with the devil to be great blues singers, which is how almost all the other blues artists had done it before them... But will bring dethklok out of this depression?



15 :01x15 - Religionklok

First aired: Nov/12/2006

Murderface searches for a religion after a near-death experience leaves him longing for greater meaning. He samples everything from Christianity to Satanism before finding his true church.


(Official summary pending)



16 :01x16 - Dethkids

First aired: Nov/19/2006
Writer: Tommy Blacha, Brendon Small
Director: Jon Schnepp
Guest star: George Fisher (Football Player)

Toki tries to compensate for his adorable charm by over-brutalizing his intentions and actions.



17 :01x17 - Dethclown

First aired: Nov/26/2006
Writer: Tommy Blacha, Brendon Small

The tribunal commissions Dr. Rockso, The Rock 'n' Roll Clown, to gather information on Dethklok. Dr. Rockso and Toki's sudden friendship has the rest of Dethklok uneasy.



18 :01x18 - Girlfriendklok

First aired: Dec/03/2006
Writer: Brendon Small, Tommy Blacha

Dethklok is asked to host the American Pornography Awards, but Nathan's controlling girlfriend puts a damper on the situation for the whole band.



19 :01x19 - Dethstars

First aired: Dec/10/2006
Writer: Brendon Small, Tommy Blacha

When Dethklok is given a carte blanche development deal, the future of silver screen entertainment rests in their hands.



20 :01x20 - The Metalocalypse Has Begun

First aired: Dec/17/2006
Writer: Tommy Blacha, Brendon Small
Director: Chris Prynoski, Jon Schnepp

Under pressure from more rapid than usual fans, Dethklok decide to perform their Dethwater album to a non-aquatic audience. Secretly plotting behind the Tribunal's back, General Crozier and Cardinal Ravenwood feel this is the appropriate time to assassinate the band.



21 :02x01 - Dethecution

First aired: Sep/23/2007
Writer: Tommy Blacha, Brendon Small
Director: Jon Schnepp, Chris Prynoski

The world has been in a state of anarchy ever since the attempted assassination of Dethklok’s members, as the band has gone into hiding and their influence on the economy has caused the markets to crash. However, when they are given the opportunity to execute countless prisoners, they contemplate a long awaited return.



22 :02x02 - Dethlessons

First aired: Sep/30/2007
Writer: Tommy Blacha
Director: Jon Schnepp, Brendon Small

Toki is mentored by an old guitar master after he feels overshadowed by Skwisgaar.



23 :02x03 - Dethvengeance

First aired: Oct/07/2007
Writer: Tommy Blacha, Brendon Small
Director: Jon Schnepp

Dethklok keeps busy recording in the studio using water, the most pure of all analog formats. While they waste time getting very little done, the wounded foes of Dethklok unite under common vengeance.



24 :02x04 - Dethdoubles

First aired: Nov/04/2007
Writer: Tommy Blacha, Brendon Small
Director: Chris Prynoski

Out of fear from the public gun mishap/bloodbath, the CEO hires Dethlock look-a-likes to make appearances in public while the band prepares for the Duncan Hills Coffee promotional event.



25 :02x05 - Dethfashion

First aired: Nov/11/2007
Writer: Tommy Blacha, Brendon Small
Director: Jon Schnepp

Dethklok's new clothing line makes them experience the negativity of body image, dieting and bulimia.



26 :02x06 - Cleanzo

First aired: Nov/18/2007
Writer: Tommy Blacha, Brendon Small
Director: Jon Schnepp

Dr. Rockzo realizes that his life is in shambles and attempts to kick his cocaine addiction with Toki’s help.



27 :02x07 - Dethwedding

First aired: Apr/01/2008
Writer: Brendon Small, Tommy Blacha
Director: Chris Prynoski

Pickles brother, Seth, invites Pickles and the rest of Dethklock to his wedding. Pickles is emotionally shocked by this news and becomes overly depressed.



28 :02x08 - PR Klok

First aired: May/25/2008
Writer: Tommy Blacha, Brendon Small
Director: Jon Schnepp

Dethklock, sans Pickles, becomes jealous over Pickles getting a new PR person whom quickly rises his status of fame.



29 :02x09 - Dethcarrado

First aired: Jun/01/2008
Writer: Tommy Blacha, Brendon Small
Director: Jon Schnepp

The band witnesses the native brutality of Nathan's ancestors, the Yannemango Indians, as they visit the Amazon.



30 :02x10 - Deathgov

First aired: Jun/08/2008
Writer: Tommy Blacha, Brendon Small
Director: Tommy Blacha, Chris Prynoski

Nathan becomes Governor of Florida via write-in after the former Governor is brutally murdered by rioting Dethklok fans.



31 :02x11 - Dethrace

First aired: Jun/15/2008
Writer: Tommy Blacha, Brendon Small
Director: Jon Schnepp
Guest star: Marty Friedman (Himself)

Tired of never being in the spotlight, William Murderface creates an auto event. Nathan and Pickles try to be supportive for their bass player, while Skwisgaar and Toki attempt to get their licenses.



32 :02x12 - The Revengencers

First aired: Jun/22/2008
Writer: Brendon Small, Tommy Blacha
Director: Jon Schnepp

While a terrorist group known as "The Revengencers" plans an attack on Dethklok's manager, the band comes down with a nasty summer cold. After meeting nothing but failure after attempting several medieval medical practices, Dethklok must play a free concert for some hospitalized fans.



33 :02x13 - Klokblocked

First aired: Jun/29/2008
Writer: Tommy Blacha, Brendon Small
Director: Mark Brooks

Nathan Explosion is back on the dating scene. When the rest of Dethklok hears word of this, they all agree to help Nathan out by being nice to the girls he starts to date. Unfortunately for Nathan, all they end up doing is "klokblock" him.



34 :02x14 - Dethsources

First aired: Jul/06/2008
Writer: Tommy Blacha, Brendon Small
Director: Jon Schnepp
Guest star: Brian Posehn (Melmort Fjordslord), Gene Hoglan (Health Inspector)

The band hires an efficiency expert after getting fed up with Offdenson. Naturally, this doesn't sit well with Offdenson, as the new staff member attempts to maximize Dethklok's weekly allowance by letting them do whatever they want.



35 :02x15 - Dethdad

First aired: Jul/13/2008
Writer: Tommy Blacha, Brendon Small
Director: Mark Brooks

Toki learns that his father has cancer and is dying. When he leaves for Norway, the rest of the band decide to tag along but not for moral support. "Album inspiration" is their excuse.



36 :02x16 - Snakes N Barrels II (Part 1)

First aired: Aug/24/2008
Writer: Tommy Blacha, Brendon Small
Director: Jon Schnepp
Guest star: Mike Patton (Rikki Kix)

When Pickles discovers through an episode of “Where are They Now Now?” that Snakes N Barrels has reunited without him for the “SOBERTOWN USA No Drugs Allowed Sober Rock and Roll Show” he and the rest of Dethklok travel to Los Angeles to put an end to this atrocity.



37 :02x17 - Snakes N Barrels II (Part 2)

First aired: Aug/24/2008
Writer: Brendon Small, Tommy Blacha
Director: Jon Schnepp
Guest star: Mike Patton (Rikki Kix)

When Pickles discovers through an episode of “Where are They Now Now?” that Snakes N Barrels has reunited without him for the “SOBERTOWN USA No Drugs Allowed Sober Rock and Roll Show” he and the rest of Dethklok travel to Los Angeles to put an end to this atrocity.



38 :02x18 - Dethrecord

First aired: Aug/31/2008
Writer: Tommy Blacha, Brendon Small
Director: Mark Brooks, Jon Schnepp

Dethklok is hard at work in the studio working on their new album. The world economy is crumbling and waiting for the release of this album to stimulate it back into order.



39 :02x19 - Dethrelease (Part 1)

First aired: Sep/07/2008
Writer: Tommy Blacha, Brendon Small
Director: Chris Prynoski, Jon Schnepp

With the release of their new album approaching, the band is in a bit of a funk with Toki drunk all the time and everyone else trying to learn a few tricks from yoga practice.



40 :02x20 - Dethrelease (Part 2)

First aired: Sep/07/2008
Writer: Tommy Blacha, Brendon Small
Director: Jon Schnepp, Chris Prynoski

The new Dethklok album is hours from release. The band holds a concert with a high level of security, while the Revengencers make their next move.



41 :03x01 - RenovationKlok

First aired: Nov/08/2009



42 :03x02 - TributeKlok

First aired: Nov/15/2009



43 :03x03 - Dethhealth

First aired: Nov/22/2009



44 :03x04 - Dethmas

First aired: Dec/06/2009



45 :03x05 - FatherKlok

First aired: Dec/13/2009



46 :03x06 - Fertilityklok

First aired: Sep/26/2010



47 :03x07 - Dethsiduals

First aired: Oct/03/2010



48 :03x08 - Rehabklok

First aired: Oct/10/2010



49 :03x09 - Dethzazz

First aired: Oct/17/2010



50 :03x10 - Doublebookedklok

First aired: Oct/24/2010



51 :04x01 - Fanklok

First aired: Apr/30/2012

In the Season 4 premiere, the band attend Klokikon, a fan convention where they encounter many disturbing devotees. Things only get worse when Nathan starts dating a fan.



52 :04x02 - Diversityklok

First aired: May/07/2012

Accusations of racism are leveled at the band, so they open an urban youth center to improve their image. Elsewhere, Toki starts a club but excludes Murderface.



53 :04x03 - Prankklok

First aired: May/14/2012

The guys pull pranks and go on vacation to celebrate the release of their album, but Nathan senses that something isn't right with their latest release. Meanwhile, Skwisgaar and Toki plot revenge on Murderface for his pranks.



54 :04x04 - Motherklok

First aired: May/21/2012

Skwisgaar decides to look for his father, a search that brings up abandonment issues for the rest of the band. Murderface complicates matters when he decides to act as "Band Father" but seems to favor Skwisgaar.



55 :04x05 - Bookklok

First aired: May/28/2012

Toki writes a tell-all book about Skwisgaar and becomes lead guitarist for the band, but the pressure may be more than he can handle. Elsewhere, Nathan buys a defibrillator as a toy.



56 :04x06 - TBA

First aired: Jun/04/2012



57 :04x07 - TBA

First aired: Jun/11/2012



58 :04x08 - TBA

First aired: Jun/18/2012