Guest Stars

Brad Williams (1) As Dwarf Recurring	Dave Attell As Himself Recurring
Joseph Mencia As Himself Recurring

Recap

In this episode of Mind of Mencia, Carlos starts with a Parody of the Oscar Award Winning Song, "It's Hard Out Here For A Pimp" by doing It's Hard Out Here For A Hoe and for A Whorves (Hoe Dwarf). H then tells the crowd a news story in which a man throws his penis at a police officer. He also gives his opinion of the man which iis that he's a genius. On the next skit, Carlos shows some East L.A. gang bangers how to do a drive-by the right way. He gives them tips on holding their guns straight and keeping their bandanas over their eyes. The last part of the show is a set up of a convience store. First, a "redneck" enters complaining about Carlos' english then a Hispanic woman with 12 children comes in to buy lottery tickets. Next, a man with a smoking problem comes in and Carlos reluctantly gives him his cigarettes along with batteries for his speaking machine. Now we see a portly African American woman. Carlos insults her weight and she leaves. The last person to enter is a robber who thinks he will walk out with Carlos' money only tosited on a secret camera. Carlos pulls a gun on the robber and he runs from the store. Carlos makes the closing jokes...

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