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Mind of Mencia Episode Guide

1 :01x01 - Episode 101

First aired: Jul/06/2005
Writer: Ted Sarnowski, Steve Trevino, Brian Rubenstein
Director: Kelly D. Hommon
Guest star: Peter Boyle (Himself), Kevin Kearns (CSI Officer)

Mencia stars in this 10-episode sketch-comedy series. In the opener, an odd street sign catches his attention; he summarizes the tabloids; and Peter Boyle reads an offensive letter sent to the comic.



2 :01x02 - Episode 102

First aired: Jul/13/2005
Director: Kelly D. Hommon
Guest star: Lupe Ontiveros (Carlos's Mom), Duncan Bravo (Taxi Driver), Raj Maan (Arab Chef), Brad Williams (Mini Gallagher)

Carlos destroys all of our useless, outdated technology with the help of "Mini-Gallagher." Later, he uncovers the world of "Desperate Gardeners."



3 :01x03 - Episode 103

First aired: Jul/20/2005



4 :01x04 - Episode 104

First aired: Jul/27/2005

Mencia becomes a cultural explorer and takes a tour of the gay community in West Hollywood.



5 :01x05 - Episode 105

First aired: Aug/03/2005
Guest star: Cheech Marin (Pope Cheech I)

Skits include Mencia making his Supreme Court nomination choices and teaching kids about life as “Carlos the Dinosaur.”



6 :01x06 - Episode 106

First aired: Aug/10/2005



7 :01x07 - Episode 107

First aired: Aug/17/2005
Guest star: Jason Duplissea (Pilgrim)



8 :01x08 - Episode 108

First aired: Aug/24/2005
Guest star: Gene Simmons (Himself)

Mencia hits the streets to find out what makes women tick. Gene Simmons is a guest.



9 :01x09 - Episode 109

First aired: Aug/31/2005



10 :01x10 - Episode 110

First aired: Sep/07/2005

On this episode, Carlos Mencia remembers the time he visited a Renaissance fair.



11 :01x11 - Episode 111

First aired: Sep/14/2005



12 :01x12 - Episode 112

First aired: Sep/21/2005



13 :01x13 - Episode 113

First aired: Sep/28/2005



14 :02x01 - Episode 201

First aired: Mar/22/2006
Writer: Ted Sarnowski, Brian Rubenstein, Bob Oschack, Cristela Alonzo
Director: Liz Plonka, Kelly D. Hommon
Guest star: Mario López ("Wetback Mountain" movie character), Brad Williams (Officer Brad, Age Police)

In this episode, Carlos looks back on all of the stupid things that have taken place during the hiatus between seasons. Later, he releases a long-hidden secret in “Wetback Mountain”, and scolds people who are trying to maintain their youth in “Act Your Age”.



15 :02x02 - Episode 202

First aired: Mar/29/2006
Writer: Cristela Alonzo, Bob Oschack, Ted Sarnowski, Brian Rubenstein
Director: Liz Plonka, Kelly D. Hommon
Guest star: Allison Miller (Punk Girl), Aries Spears (Kanye West)

In this episode, Carlos expresses his discontent with Kanye West. Later, he heads out into the world in order to figure out whether men or woman have it harder, and then meets with some rather large exotic dancers.



16 :02x03 - Episode 203

First aired: Apr/05/2006
Writer: Cristela Alonzo, Brian Rubenstein, Ted Sarnowski, David Tyree
Director: Liz Plonka, Kelly D. Hommon
Guest star: Dave Attell (Himself), Joseph Mencia (Himself), Brad Williams (Dwarf)

In this episode, Carlos meets up with Dave Attell and the two of them argue over “pimps”, “hos” and “whorves”. Later, Carlos visits East Los Angeles in order to lecture some gang members over their drive-by shooting targets. Carlos also examines the true thoughts that immigrant store workers have about their customers.



17 :02x04 - Episode 204

First aired: Apr/12/2006
Writer: Cristela Alonzo, Ted Sarnowski, Jeff Schimmel, Brian Rubenstein
Director: Liz Plonka, Kelly D. Hommon
Guest star: Joseph Mencia (Himself), Brad Williams (Himself), Peter Boyle (Himself)

In this episode, Carlos examines the issue of illegal immigration. Later, he looks into the pros and cons of hitting children, and asks folks on the street what they think on the issue. Finally, Peter Boyle drops by to help Carlos understand the true meaning of common bumper stickers.



18 :02x05 - Episode 205

First aired: Apr/19/2006
Writer: Cristela Alonzo, Brian Rubenstein, Ted Sarnowski
Director: Liz Plonka, Kelly D. Hommon

This week Carlos hits the street to find out what the race of the future will look like. He also helps people with their problems through the use of cool R&B slow jams as "Carlos Smoov."



19 :02x06 - Episode 206

First aired: Apr/26/2006
Writer: Brian Rubenstein, Ted Sarnowski, Cristela Alonzo
Director: Kelly D. Hommon, Liz Plonka
Guest star: Cheech Marin (Himself), Tessie Santiago (Carmelita)

In this episode, Carlos cashes in on the success of The Sopranos and starts up his own show involving a Hispanic crime syndicate. Later, he becomes a drill sergeant in order to show the best way to get people into shape.



20 :02x07 - Episode 207

First aired: May/03/2006
Writer: Cristela Alonzo, Ted Sarnowski, Brian Rubenstein
Director: Liz Plonka, Kelly D. Hommon
Guest star: Amy Mencia (Herself), Joseph Mencia (Himself), Ant (Himself), Alex Meneses (Mary), Robin Williams (Himself)

In this episode, Carlos attempts to figure out if “being gay” is the new “being black”. Later, he assumes the role of a historian and figures out how history could have been different if Jesus would have been married.



21 :02x08 - Episode 208

First aired: May/10/2006
Writer: Ted Sarnowski, Brian Rubenstein, Cristela Alonzo
Director: Liz Plonka, Kelly D. Hommon
Guest star: Dave Attell (Himself), Mario López (Himself), Aries Spears (Kanye West)

In this episode, Carlos reminisces about some of his favorite moments from this season, and reveals the truth about how he comes up with so many ideas. Later, he shows some of his favorite segments that have aired so far.



22 :02x09 - Episode 209

First aired: Jul/09/2006
Writer: Brian Rubenstein, Ted Sarnowski, Cristela Alonzo
Director: Kelly D. Hommon, Liz Plonka

This week Carlos takes us back in time and reveals the real reason the founding fathers signed the 1st Amendment. Also, Carlos introduces a new "music video" by the mega rich "Sheik Rapper." And Carlos shows his new line of workplace gadgets that help with the real problems of office politics.



23 :02x10 - Episode 210

First aired: Jul/16/2006
Writer: Cristela Alonzo, Ted Sarnowski, Brian Rubenstein
Director: Liz Plonka, Kelly D. Hommon

In this episode, Carlos meets a group of senior citizens and discusses their views on a wide array of issues, particularly on sex. Later, he examines just how some common fairy tales could have been different if they involved Latinos.



24 :02x11 - Episode 211

First aired: Jul/23/2006
Writer: Brian Rubenstein, Cristela Alonzo, Ted Sarnowski
Director: Liz Plonka, Kelly D. Hommon
Guest star: Joseph Mencia (Various), Brad Williams (Various), Bobby Lee (Various)

This week, Carlos hits the street to ask people what America would be without immigrants. Then, the ghost of Johnny Cochran is back for another installment of "Judge Carlos."



25 :02x12 - Episode 212

First aired: Jul/30/2006
Writer: Ted Sarnowski, Cristela Alonzo, Brian Rubenstein
Director: Kelly D. Hommon, Liz Plonka
Guest star: Joseph Mencia (President in 2026), Adam Vierra (Man In Background), Tony Hawk (Himself), Brad Williams (Leprechaun)

In this episode, Carlos meets with Tony Hawk and the two of them “help” people by teaching them how to make their dreams come true. Later, Carlos visits the future in order to see what life will be like twenty years from now.



26 :02x13 - Episode 213

First aired: Aug/06/2006
Writer: Brian Rubenstein, Ted Sarnowski, Cristela Alonzo
Director: Liz Plonka, Kelly D. Hommon
Guest star: Adam Copeland (Himself (Edge))

In this episode, Carlos decides to capitalize on his success and turns his famous catchphrase into a song. Later, he hosts a wrestling tournament that lets famous religious figures fight one another.



27 :02x14 - Episode 214

First aired: Aug/13/2006
Writer: Brian Rubenstein, Ted Sarnowski, Cristela Alonzo
Director: Liz Plonka, Kelly D. Hommon

In this episode, Carlos looks at how television commercials would be different if people actually started telling the truth. Later, he records his annual spying on his white neighbors in his segment “Watching Whitey”.



28 :02x15 - Episode 215

First aired: Aug/20/2006
Writer: Ted Sarnowski, Brian Rubenstein, Cristela Alonzo
Director: Kelly D. Hommon, Liz Plonka
Guest star: Jamie Kennedy (Himself), Tracy Morgan (Himself), Stormy Daniels (Porn Star)

In this episode, Carlos shows how “Pirates Of The Caribbean” could have been better. Later, he looks at some common stereotypes and hosts the “Stereotype Olympics” in order to find the best of the best.



29 :02x16 - Episode 216

First aired: Aug/27/2006
Writer: Ted Sarnowski, Cristela Alonzo, Brian Rubenstein
Director: Kelly D. Hommon, Liz Plonka

Carlos takes a look back at the most memorable moments from the latest season of his hit show.



31 :03x01 - Episode 301

First aired: Apr/01/2007
Director: Liz Plonka

Carlos returns for season 3 and can't wait to tackle events he missed while he was off air. He returns as the favorite foul mouthed children talk show host, Carlosaurus Rex, and sings his advise for confused kids everywhere.



32 :03x02 - Episode 302

First aired: Apr/08/2007
Director: Liz Plonka

This week Carlos crosses the border to introduce us to Barato and his movie "Barato: Cultural Explorations of Differentness Between US of A and Mexicanos." Then Carlos takes us overseas to show us the new fall line-up on Iraq E! TV.



33 :03x03 - Episode 303

First aired: Apr/15/2007
Director: Liz Plonka

This week Carlos visits prison to shoot a rap video that addresses a topic famous rappers never discuss...their experience behind bars. Then he hosts a game show that asks the question: "Are You Smarter than a Wetback?"



34 :03x04 - Episode 304

First aired: Apr/22/2007
Director: Liz Plonka

In this episode, Carlos decides to interview people on the street to se if the country is ready for a female president. Later, he hosts a special poetry jam and some surprising guests drop by to participate.



35 :03x05 - Episode 305

First aired: Apr/29/2007
Director: Liz Plonka

In this episode, Carlos decides to test whether or not freedom of speech is a real thing. Later, he assumes his role as the bouncer of Club Carlos and dictates who can and can’t get into the club.



36 :03x06 - Episode 306

First aired: May/06/2007
Director: Liz Plonka

In this episode, Carlos decides to improve his sensitivity by attending a class. Later, he goes to a speed dating event dressed up as a large woman, to see whom he can fool.



37 :03x07 - Episode 307

First aired: May/13/2007
Director: Liz Plonka

In this episode, P.O.D. drops by to help Carlos reveal the world’s first Latino Superhero: Beaner Man. Later, Carlos meets up with Joseph Cano, Brad Williams and Josh Blue to talk about some of the worst jobs in the world.



38 :03x08 - Episode 308

First aired: May/20/2007
Director: Liz Plonka

Carlos heads across the border to spoof “Borat.” Also: E! channel programming for Iraq.



39 :03x09 - Episode 309

First aired: Jul/08/2007
Director: Liz Plonka
Guest star: Gabriel Iglesias (Himself)

Carlos finds people doing racial-stereotype impressions; and takes on voter apprehension about electing a black president.



40 :03x10 - Episode 310

First aired: Jul/15/2007
Director: Liz Plonka

Carlos teaches wild animals about urban living. Later, Judge Carlos presides.



41 :03x11 - Episode 311

First aired: Jul/22/2007
Director: Liz Plonka

Mencia does a take on First Gentleman Bill Clinton; Punji, the electronics-store owner, clashes with his customers. Also: the announcement of the “So You Think You Can Rant” winner.



42 :03x12 - Episode 312

First aired: Jul/29/2007

Carlos spoofs “Man vs. Wild” by setting an episode in the ghetto. Also: a session of “ER Carlos.”



43 :03x13 - Episode 313

First aired: Aug/05/2007

Carlos puts gamers in a real version of Grand Theft Auto. Also: a segment of “Future News.”



44 :03x14 - Episode 314

First aired: Aug/19/2007
Guest star: Jonny Siew (Wong)

Carlos questions why there aren't more Mexicans in movies. Later, the second annual Stereotype Olympics is held.



45 :03x15 - Episode 315

First aired: Aug/26/2007

Carlos, the space alien, examines the human race. Later, Dean Carlos advises high-school students.



46 :03x16 - Episode 316

First aired: Sep/02/2007

Highlights from the third season.



47 :04x01 - Episode 1

First aired: May/21/2008

Season four begins with Mencia acting as host of a children's show in a third world country. Also, a police officer who is suffering from Alzheimer's disease.



48 :04x02 - Episode 2

First aired: May/28/2008
Writer: Bob Oschack, Brian Rubenstein, Ted Sarnowski, Carlos Mencia, Mike Gibbons
Director: Liz Plonka
Guest star: David Earl Waterman (Unknown)



49 :04x03 - Episode 3

First aired: Jun/04/2008
Writer: Mike Gibbons, Bob Oschack, Brian Rubenstein, Ted Sarnowski, Carlos Mencia
Director: Liz Plonka
Guest star: Billy Dee Williams (Women's Obama), Edward Kiniry-Ostro (Unknown), Robert Morton (Unknown), Jordan Murphy (Unknown)

Mencia pays homage to a gay man living in a small town. Also, ideas of how to make women happy.



50 :04x04 - Episode 4

First aired: Jun/11/2008

A new crime syndicate arises after the price of rice increases. Then, a debate between teen and elderly arises over how tough it was to be a child.



51 :04x05 - Episode 5

First aired: Jun/18/2008

Features ideas concerning the housing crisis. Also, a person on the street interview with the citizens to see what they would do if they were elected president.



52 :04x06 - Episode 6

First aired: Jun/25/2008

Mencia speaks on how to handle being invited to a gay wedding. Also, Mencia's opinion on emo music, and a special appearance by Cheech Marin.



53 :04x07 - Episode 7

First aired: Jul/02/2008

An examination of the Jewish culture with Robert Schimmel, and Mencia explains what he loves about the USA. Also, a fitting tribute for the late, great George Carlin (1937-2008).



54 :04x08 - Episode 8

First aired: Jul/09/2008

Mencia tries to help politicians, celebrities and his own family by traveling back to the past in a time machine. Also, a trip to a racially themed amusement park.



55 :04x09 - Episode 9

First aired: Jul/16/2008

This episode features Mencia reading his hate mail on stage. Also, interviews are conducted on the street to see if citizens will speak ill of the dead.



56 :04x10 - Episode 10

First aired: Jul/23/2008

The season finale finds crime fighting superheroes who are handicapped. And Mencia sings the blues about the elderly black men.