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1 :01x01 - Pilot (or The Douchebag Aspect)
Writer: Bill Oakley, Josh Weinstein
Director: Lauren MacMullan
Guest star: Byrne Offutt (Utility Player), Dave Thomas (Mr. Czelanski, Kevin's Teacher)
Andy French (a part-time water bed salesman with dreams of being a cartoonist living with his drinking buddy, Jim, and a hippie girl named Posey) is forced to take in his geeky genius brother, Kevin, after Andy's parents announce that they're moving to Wyoming and not taking any children with them.
2 :01x02 - Kevin's Problem (or Porno for Pyro)
Writer: David N. Weiss, J. David Stem
Director: Tricia Garcia
Guest star: Byrne Offutt (Utility Player), Dave Thomas (Mr. Czelanski, Kevin's Teacher)
Kevin faces a moral dilemma when two bullies (Griffo and C-Dog) get blamed for burning down the Mission Hill market, which was an accident Kevin caused after trying to hide a pornographic magazine after one of the bullies catches him masturbating to it. Meanwhile, Jim returns from Japan wearing Day-Glo short-shorts which becomes popular with everyone,except Andy.
3 :01x03 - Andy and Kevin Make a Friend (or One Bang for Two Brothers)
Writer: Michael Panes
Director: Michael Kim
Guest star: Byrne Offutt (Utility Player), Michael Panes (Jerry, The Republican Vampire)
George Bang's sister, Tina, comes to town for a science fiction convention and causes a rift between Andy and Kevin as they both vie for her affection. Meanwhile, Gus gets a knife stuck in his head, and vexes Wally by not going to the hospital to get it removed.
4 :01x04 - Kevin vs. the SAT (or Nocturnal Admissions)
Writer: J. David Stem, David N. Weiss
Director: Ilya Skorupsky
Guest star: Byrne Offutt (Utility Player), Dave Thomas (Mr. Czelanski, Kevin's Teacher)
Kevin, George, and Toby attempt to crack the "code" of the SAT in order to get perfect scores. Meanwhile, Posey's massage parlor business venture attracts men who think the massages lead to sex.
5 :01x05 - Andy Gets a Promotion (or How to Get Head in Business Without Really Trying)
Writer: Michael Panes
Director: Dominic Polcino
Guest star: Tress MacNeille (Shelly)
After having his work rejected, Andy decides to abandon his dreams as a cartoonist and become Ron's assistant at the water bed store, which changes Andy's personality for the worse.
6 :01x06 - Unemployment (or Brother's Big Boner) (1)
Part one of two. Andy finds himself unemployed when his boss, Ron, gets arrested for tax evasion and the water bed store is seized by the government. When Andy can't hold down a job, Kevin goes to Ron to sign a form that activates Andy's unemployment payment--and becomes the owner of Ron's sports car.
7 :01x07 - Unemployment (or Theory of the Leisure Ass) (2)
Writer: Aaron Ehasz
Director: Mike Dimartino
Guest star: Byrne Offutt (Utility Player), Tress MacNeille (Receptionist), David Clennon (The Boss)
Conclusion. Andy discovers that Jim has a successful career at an advertising agency, and decides to quit being a slacker and get a job as an ad agency artist.
8 :01x08 - Andy Joins the PTA (or Great Sexpectations)
Writer: Andrew Kreisberg
Director: Gary McCarver
Guest star: Dave Thomas (Mr. Czelanski, Kevin's Teacher)
When Andy attends Kevin's parent-teacher conference in lieu of their mother and father, he joins the PTA in order to impress Kevin's attractive English teacher. Meanwhile, Kevin becomes obsessed with an online role playing game.
9 :01x09 - Andy vs. The Real World (or The Big-Ass Viacom Lawsuit)
Kevin finds a collection of old videos chronicling the time that MTV's The Real World filmed a season in Mission Hill--and how Andy became part of the cast after one of the house mates got hit by a bus.
10 :01x10 - Kevin Finds Love (or Hot for Weirdie)
Writer: Danny McGrath
Director: Cynthia Wells
Guest star: Jennifer Jason Leigh (Eunice Eulmeyer), Dave Thomas (Dr. Eulmeyer)
Kevin asks out Eunice Eulmeyer, the weirdest girl at his school, in the hopes that her famous scientist father will write him a letter of recommendation for college. Meanwhile, Andy, Jim, and Posey are denied admission to a new nightclub, prompting them to create their own nightclub.
11 :01x11 - Stories of Hope and Forgiveness (or Day of the Jackass)
Writer: Danny McGrath
Director: Christian Roman
Guest star: David Clennon (The Boss)
Andy is asked to the Grammys by actress Becca Michelle Butterfield; Posey meditates in an attempt to find nirvana; and Kevin gets involved in a protest when news of an international crisis hits.
12 :01x12 - Happy Birthday, Kevin (or Happy Birthday, Douchebag)
When Kevin becomes depressed that no one in the city cares about his birthday, Andy attempts to cheer him up by throwing him a party. Meanwhile, Natalie raids an animal testing lab and brings home a snake as a pet.
13 :01x13 - Planet 9 from Mission Hill (or I Married a Gay Man from Outer Space)
Kevin becomes fascinated with classic films after watching "Midnight Cowboy" (under the assumption that it was a porno because of its "X" rating)--and uncovers an unseen B-movie Wally directed in the 1950s.