Ratings: 9.99 Million Viewers
Casting: Main cast members Sarah Hyland (Haley Dunphy) and Ariel Winter (Alex Dunphy) do not appear in this episode.
Gloria: It's important that we teach him to do things for himself. In my culture men take great pride in doing physical labour.
Jay: I know. That's why I hire people from your culture.
Gloria: You're too funny. I'm going to share that one with my next husband when we're spending all your money.
Mitchell: I'm Mitchell and I am a lawyer.
Cameron: I'm Cameron and I'm currently not working, which gives me time to grill and shoot baskets...and...
Mitch: And this is Lily.
Jay: The key to being a good dad, is sometimes things work out the way you want. Sometimes they don't. You gotta hang in there, because when all is said and done, ninety percent of being a dad is just showing up.
Mitchell: Wow, paisley and pink. Was there something wrong with the fish net tank top?
Cameron: Obviously not, I'm wearing it underneath...kidding. Just chill, please.
Phil: (On how to being a great dad) Well, be their buddy.
Claire: That's your answer?
Phil: ...and stay in school.
Phil: ...and don't do drugs.
Phil: Just give me the answer.
Claire: Oh god!
Cam says that Meryl Streep is perfection "whether she's divorcing Kramer, whether she is wearing Prada - don't even get me started on Sophie's Choice."
'Kramer vs. Kramer,' 'The Devil Wears Prada,' and 'Sophie's Choice' are all films starring American actress Meryl Streep
One of the women at the day care that Cam and Mitchell take Lily to says that she does not like Meryl Streep in 'Mamma Mia!'
'Mamma Mia!' is the title of a film from 2008 starring Meryl Streep