(The whole family cheers for Manny who's fencing.)
Alex: Did you know that fencing goes back to the twelfth century?
Haley: You know what's even nerdier fencing? Knowing when it began.
Luke: I don't think your a nerd Alex.
Alex: Shut up dork.
(Cam and Mitchel talk to the camera about why Mitchel has been being such a queen.)
Mitchel: Some meet? Just the thirteen and under regional championships...the emerald city at the end of my yellow brick road.
Cam: Wow...You did it.
Cam: You made figure skating sound even gayer.
(Phil finally finds something that Luke is good at.)
Phil: I am telling you that kid is a genius. (points to Luke who's coming down the stairs) There's the rain maker!.
Claire: Why is your Ipod in your mouth?
Luke: I'm charging it.
(Claire and Mitchel finally hash it out.)
Claire: You sincerely thought that the path to Dad's approval was going to be through figure skating? Mitchel, I'm fairly confident that Dad's proudest moment was when you took off the flaming red unitard.