(Gloria and Jay talk to the camera about their differences.)
Jay: Gloria and I are from different Generations. I won't lie. It's not always easy. I mean last week she thought Simon and Garfunkel were my lawyers.
Gloria: No I didn't.
Jay: It's a joke.
Gloria: I don't get it.
Jay: Maybe that's because there's no mallet.
Gloria: I wish I had a mallet right now.
(Claire opens the door and greets Dylan.)
Dylan: Happy Valentines day Mrs. Dunphy. (Hands her a rose.)
Claire: Oh, thank you. That is so sweet.
Dylan: You know, all women should look as tasty as you when they're old.
(Phil talks to the camera about Dylan's gift for Haley.)
Phil: Did he trump me? You tell me. He made a painting out of a photograph one time. I have hand picked a card, drawn a heart in the steam on the medicine cabinet, and taken Claire to Fertelli's, a family style Italian restaurant, for 17 years in a row. Yeah he got me. He got me.
(Cam tells Mitchel that they're watching Manny for the night.)
Mitchel: That's fine. It might be nice to have him around. He always makes me laugh.
Cam: (Opens the door) Hi Manny.
Manny: The universe is cold and loveless.