Recap
The scene opens with Alex doing her homework and moving her jaw around. Claire tells Phil that she has been reading and Alex has signs of Excessive Compulsive Disorder. She goes up to Alex and tells her to take a break. Luke tells that she is doing the jaw thing every six seconds. He tries to trow a grape in her mouth and misses and covers it up to the fact that Alex needs to eat and he was doing it out of love. Meanwhile, Cam and Mitchell are shopping and Cam tells that he loves the harmonica that Mitchell gave Lily, but Mitchell tells that he didn’t give her one. Cam tells that stealing is wrong to Lily, but tells Mitchell that they are not going way back to the store. Tracey, Mitchell’s high school girlfriend, comes up and Cam tells that he has had a lot of girlfriends. He starts to name off characters from musicals. They reminisce and Mitchell offers to hang out and she leaves. Mitchell tells that on his 10 year reunion, they had sex. Lily has stolen a pair of sunglasses. He calls her a naughty girl and Mitchell tells that is what happens when he has Kalula. ..
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Episode Quotes
Cameron: I had girlfriends, quite a few, actually. I, too, took my fair share of ladies to the hen house. Literally, I did take them to the hen house. That's the only place you could get some privacy on a farm.
Mitchell: Really? What were these...What were these girls' names?
Cameron: Oh, well, there was Nellie Forbush, Betty Rizzo, Eliza...
Mitchell: Doolittle. These are characters from musicals. You're so gay, you can't even think of real girls' names.
Jay: I never realized that you ever had sex with a girl.
Mitchell: Oh, yeah. Yeah. I kind of got around back then, actually.
Jay: More than one?
Mitchell: Please.
Jay: Well, there was Tracy. Who else?
Mitchell: Uh, Betty Rizzo.
Jay: Don't remember her.
Mitchell: Eliza Doolittle? Nellie Forbush?
Jay: These were classmates?
Mitchell: Well, some were older. Some were younger. Liesel and Gretel Von Trapp. Sisters, obviously... too far?
Jay: I'm not an idiot. You played that record night and day.
Alex: Sanjay's dad's a surgeon. His mom's a professor. I can't compete with that. I'll just have to do the best I can with what I was given.
Phil: Good for you!
Claire: We're proud of you, honey.
Phil: She's such a good kid.
Claire: Yeah, she is. Did she just say she was gonna do the best with what she was given?
Phil: I don't know. I was still thinking about all the Sanjays. I don't know any, but I know three Miltons.
Claire: She's saying we're stupid!
Phil: Well, she's... wrong.
Claire: Is she? Honey, look at how long it just took us to figure out that she's insulting us.