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Claire desperately tries to play peacemaker between her daughters, while Phil sneaks away to a relaxing spa day. Meanwhile, Gloria is creeped out by Jay's plan to purchase side by side cemetery plots, and Cameron decides to write a book celebrating the fact that Lily is adopted.
The scene opens with Claire talking to Cheryl and Phil says that he found Day Spa tickets that expire tomorrow. She tells him that she doesn’t have any time for that stuff and says that she has to make sure that everyone gets to where they have to get to go and burn DVDs of the Talent Show. He says that she can tell Cheryl that she is not feeling good. Claire says that Cheryl would see her around and then it would be hard to explain to her. Phil says that he will give the tickets to someone at his work. Hailey comes out and sees that Alex is wearing her sweater. Alex reminds her that she borrowed something of hers too before and Claire says that Alex gets to borrow Hailey’s sweater. She tells Alex that she better not ruin it. Meanwhile, Cameron asks Mitchell how the Farmer’s Market was and he says that they only had Kale. Cameron says that they are going to have to “adopt” a new thing on Kale. He tells Mitchell that he heard of a girl who found out that she was adopted and is now a stripper. Cam’s plan is to make sure that Lily knows that being adopted is not bad at all. ..Read the full recap