Recap
The scene opens with a typical day at the Dunphy house. In other words, it's insane. Phil gets a call from Mitchell asking to show a house to some friends of theirs that he had shown them five times already. Therefore, he can't supervise Haley and Alex cleaning the kitchen, who made the mistake of whispering they were bored within earshot of Claire, who has a twenty-mile range. But Claire has to run and take her sister to the airport, so Phil will have to deal with showing a house while getting Alex and the stack of dishes in her hands from around the marbles in the vase someone dropped while simultaneously not letting Luke either electrocute a squirrel back to life or wearing his friend's lice-infested hat. ("It's kind of tickles.") ..
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