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Jay prepares to celebrate his 65th birthday, and wants nothing more than a nice, quiet day. As you might imagine, this doesn't happen. Phil takes Jay out fishing with his buddies, but the catch of the day may be awkwardness. Dylan moves into the Dunphy house temporarily. Mitch and Cam consider adopting a pet. As for Gloria, she has no idea how to explain to Jay that she's pregnant.
Wednesday September 26th, 2012
| UK (sky 1)
||Oct 05, 2012|
| AU (ten)
||Oct 14, 2012|
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The episode begins and it's Jay's 65th birthday, all he wants is a quiet day with no surprises. Gloria hasn't told him yet she is pregnant. Manny won't stop with all of the 'old man' jokes he learned from the internet, seeing Dean Martin Celebrity Roasts, and Phil has a plan to take Jay fishing. In the meantime, Cameron and Mitchell talk about the elephant in the room. Basically they talk about the giant stuffed elephant Pepper got them because they were supposed to have a second child now. They convince themselves that not getting that second child will work out better in the long run. ..Read the full recap
When Jay is lead to the dock, his head is covered and his hands are zip-tied. Without the removal of the zip, he accidentally falls into the water. It is evident his hands are NOT zip-tied because of the flailing, but he doesn't pull the cover off his head until the waterboarding joke is complete. At this point, he uses his hands which have been free all along.