Recap
Painter Amanda Castle wakes up in the townhouse bedroom of her lover, Steven DeWitt. She's staying there with her dog Shelby. As Amanda makes breakfast, she discovers that Steven has hidden his wedding ring and photos of his wife Gwen. He tries to explain but Amanda starts throwing the photos into the garbage disposal. When Steven tries to stop her, they struggle and she hits her head on a countertop. She tries to call 911 but passes out as Steven looks down at her...
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Episode Quotes
Anne Marie: Are you my uncle?
Adrian: No. No.
Anne Marie: Didn't think so.
Adrian: No, I'm your Aunt Natalie's boss.
Anne Marie: Do you know her other boss, the crazy one?
Adrian: Yes. Yes, I-I-I-I think I have met him once or twice.
(examining a woman's painting)
Natalie: Could be a lover?
Adrian: How do you figure?
Natalie: Well, he's naked, and, uh... lower right corner?
Adrian: Oh. Oh! Oh, I thought that was the signature.
(arriving at his apartment)
Adrian: Well, this is it. Don't get too comfortable. I never do.
Stottlemeyer: Thank you all once again for coming. You know the situation. We're looking for a woman. Her name is Amanda Castle.
Disher: Although any dead body would be of interest to us.
Stottlemeyer: Thank you, Randy.
Adrian: This dog is really, really smart. I've been teaching her tricks.
Disher: Like?
Adrian: Oh, like not to lick me, not to drool, not to roll over, not to, you know, discharge anything.
Anne Marie: You said five dollars.
Adrian: Right. Do you have change for a hundred?
Anne Marie: Yeah.
Adrian: Really?
Anne Marie: Um-hum.
Adrian: Then you won't need my five.
Disher: Now he's afraid that she'll identify him.
Adrian: How?
Disher: She could bark at him.
Stottlemeyer: Randy, as far as I know, in the state of California, dogs are not allowed to testify in open court.
Disher: Maybe DeWitt's afraid they'll change the rule.
Stottlemeyer: Change the rule against dogs testifying in court?
Disher: I don't know, one of those referendums. It is California.
Stottlemeyer: You want to know how tired I am? I'm so tired I don't even know if that makes sense.
Natalie: It's a natural thing, Mr. Monk. Your mother did it, twice.
Adrian: You're not helping at all. She didn't do it in someone else's living room.
Natalie: Shh.
Adrian: She didn't go surprising people. Why didn't you tell me she was pregnant.
Natalie: I didn't know. Nobody knew.
Adrian: Come on, you're a woman. How could you not know? It's a disaster. Little animals coming out of other animals. What was God thinking?