Monk: How did you know they were from me?
Sharona: All the same height. All the flowers have the same number of petals on them.
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Floppy the Clown: Squawk!
Monk: What's your problem?
Stottlemeyer: Hey, clown. Take a walk.
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Monk: How do you feel?
Sharona: Good. I think I'm over it. Maybe there's hope for you.
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Monk: I'm sensitive. I feel your pain. I'm feeling your pain.
Sharona: I've created a monster.
Monk: I hear that. I'm hearing what you're saying.
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Monk: The stuff I'm afraid of is based on fact.
Sharona: It is?
Monk: Like germs.
Sharona: Like crooked paintings and sidewalk cracks and, and food touching. And the wind?
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Dr. Kroger: Adrian, the answer is inside you.
Monk: No, doctor. The answer is inside you. If you told me, I would hear it, and then the answer would be inside me.
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Ariana Dakkar: How did you know that?
Monk: That pamphlet in your bag. You're studying the U.S. constitution. No citizen would do that.
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Sharona: You're the most selfish, inconsiderate man I've ever seen.
Monk: Great. Now I'm upset
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Sharona: We're not married. And if we ever get married--shoot me.
Monk: You know who you should marry? The elephant man.
Sharona: I'd marry the elephant man before I'd marry you.
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