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Monk: Mr. Monk Gets Married

Lt. Disher asked for Monk and Sharona's help when his 58-year-old mother married a 37-year-old antique dealer whom he believes to be a con man. Meanwhile, Dalton Padron with his new bride is a marriage counseling clinic for their honeymoon. Sharona and Monk has to pose as husband and wife and join him at the clinic.

Episode Info  

Episode number: 2x15
Production Number: T1409
Airdate: Friday February 27th, 2004
Network: USA Network

Director: Craig Zisk
Writer: David Breckman

Alternate Airdates:

NL (Net 5) May 08, 2010

Guest Stars
Jane LynchJane Lynch
As Dr. Julie Waterford
Jessica LundyJessica Lundy
As Rachel Sweeney
Jim BeaverJim Beaver
As Sheriff Mathis
Jim LauJim Lau
As Landlord
Michael EnsignMichael Ensign
As Raymond Tolliver
Nestor CarbonellNestor Carbonell
As Dalton Padron
Patrick BreenPatrick Breen
As Jeffrey Sweeney
Susan KellermannSusan Kellermann
As Maria Disher
William SandersonWilliam Sanderson
As Joshua Skinner
Main Cast
Tony ShalhoubTony Shalhoub
As Adrian Monk
Bitty SchramBitty Schram
As Sharona Fleming
Episode Notes
Ted Levine (who plays Captain Stottlemyer), doesn't make an appearance in this episode.

Episode Quotes
Monk: I can't sleep with a crooked shelf in the room.
Sharona: Well, when you turn the light off you won't see it.
Monk: I wish you could hear yourself sometimes. You live in a dream world.

Dr. Waterford: (to Monk) Your first wife is in a place of honor on the mantel, while your current wife is sleeping on the floor.

Dr. Julie Waterford: I believe in Adrian and Sharona.
Sharona: Thanks a lot. Uh, but you should know. We're not really married.
Dr. Julie Waterford: : Oh, thank God! Good! Keep it that way.
Monk: Okay, we will. No problem there

Sharona: Here, sit down.
Monk: No way.
Sharona: It's a bench. I mean, I can understand you not wanting to sit down on the ground, but I've seen you sit on a bench before.
Monk: No, no, no, not this one. Yesterday, when we arrived, there was a bird on it.

(about sitting on the ground)
Sharona: Sit down.
Monk: You stand up.
Sharona: You sit down!
Monk: You stand up!
Sharona: Adrian, sit down!
Monk: All right, all right, how about this? How about we both just squat?

Sharona: Why don't we just tell Maria what we know?
Monk: She won't believe us. Not without proof. Why would she? I'm a--I'm a cowardly mop salesman and you're my crazy alcoholic wife who attacked her husband for no reason.

Sharona: We're never going to get away with this! They're never going to believe we're really married.
Monk: We have nothing in common. I annoy you all the time. Why wouldn't they believe it?

Sharona: Oh my God, you're in a cave! I'm so proud of you.
Monk: Thank you. Let's get out of here.

Sharona: You have to sit. This is a picnic.
Monk: I don't sit on the ground. Animals do things on the ground. Terrible, terrible things.

Sharona: (to the doctor) We don't kiss. It's not our style.

Sharona: Have you been drinking?
Randy: Yes, I have. I couldn't think of any other way to get all this Scotch into my body.

Other Episode Crew

CreatorAndy Breckman
Executive ProducerAndy Breckman
Main Title ThemeRandy Newman
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