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Monk :: Mr. Monk Gets Married (02x15)
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| Title: | Mr. Monk Gets Married |
| Episode #: | 02x15 |
| Production Number: | T1409 |
| Original Airdate: | Friday February 27th, 2004 |
| Airs On: | USA |
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Lt. Disher asked for Monk and Sharona's help when his 58-year-old mother married a 37-year-old antique dealer whom he believes to be a con man. Meanwhile, Dalton Padron with his new bride is a marriage counseling clinic for their honeymoon. Sharona and Monk has to pose as husband and wife and join him at the clinic.
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Ted Levine (who plays Captain Stottlemyer), doesn't make an appearance in this episode.
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Monk: I can't sleep with a crooked shelf in the room.
Sharona: Well, when you turn the light off you won't see it.
Monk: I wish you could hear yourself sometimes. You live in a dream world.
| Dr. Waterford: (to Monk) Your first wife is in a place of honor on the mantel, while your current wife is sleeping on the floor.
| Dr. Julie Waterford: I believe in Adrian and Sharona.
Sharona: Thanks a lot. Uh, but you should know. We're not really married.
Dr. Julie Waterford: : Oh, thank God! Good! Keep it that way.
Monk: Okay, we will. No problem there
| Sharona: Here, sit down.
Monk: No way.
Sharona: It's a bench. I mean, I can understand you not wanting to sit down on the ground, but I've seen you sit on a bench before.
Monk: No, no, no, not this one. Yesterday, when we arrived, there was a bird on it.
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Sharona: Sit down.
Monk: You stand up.
Sharona: You sit down!
Monk: You stand up!
Sharona: Adrian, sit down!
Monk: All right, all right, how about this? How about we both just squat?
| Sharona: Why don't we just tell Maria what we know?
Monk: She won't believe us. Not without proof. Why would she? I'm a--I'm a cowardly mop salesman and you're my crazy alcoholic wife who attacked her husband for no reason.
| Sharona: We're never going to get away with this! They're never going to believe we're really married.
Monk: We have nothing in common. I annoy you all the time. Why wouldn't they believe it?
| Sharona: Oh my God, you're in a cave! I'm so proud of you.
Monk: Thank you. Let's get out of here.
| Sharona: You have to sit. This is a picnic.
Monk: I don't sit on the ground. Animals do things on the ground. Terrible, terrible things.
| Sharona: (to the doctor) We don't kiss. It's not our style.
| Sharona: Have you been drinking?
Randy: Yes, I have. I couldn't think of any other way to get all this Scotch into my body.
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