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Monk: Mr. Monk Gets Fired
While Monk was investigating a case involving a female victim whose body was cut up with a chainsaw, he accidentally erases several years' worth of crucial computer files. As a result of that, the commissioner revoked Monk's private practice license. Monk struggled to look for a new job.
Job interviewer: What do you think is your greatest strength?
Monk: (Long pause) My decisiveness.
Monk: You think your house is that clean, mister? You don't know the meaning of the word clean.
Stottlemeyer: Nobody is trying to embarrass you, Commissioner, but I am going to rip that hairpiece off of your head. It is a critical piece of evidence.
Commissioner: You wouldn't dare.
Stottlemeyer: (to Monk) Are you sure?
Monk: One hundred percent.
(Stottlemeyer pulling at the commissioner's hair)
Monk: Ninety-three to ninety-four percent.
(Stottlemeyer tries again)
Monk: Seventy-four percent.