Varla: Is that a clue?
Monk: It's a silver tip from a cowboy boot. Sharona said he was wearing cowboy boots.
Varla: Ooh, maybe it was Garth Brooks. There, I solved the case.
(Monk looks excited)
Varla: What? Am I right about Garth Brooks?

Monk: What is all this?
Sharona: Scrap paper. I use it for packing material.
Monk: It's all crumpled now.
Varla: It's supposed to be crumpled!

Stottlemeyer: I remember when bathroom walls were for phone numbers and dirty limericks.
Randy: And funny drawings of your commanding officer.
Stottlemeyer: What drawings?
Randy: Oh . . .

Monk: Wipe.
Varla: Wipe what?
Monk: When I say "wipe," you give me a hand wipe. That's how it works.
Varla: That's how what works?
Monk: It.
Varla: You better get over it real fast.