Episode Quotes
Monk: (to Natalie) I don't get cavities. I brush my teeth twelve times a day and I floss every ninety minutes.
Monk: What's that?
Little Boy: It's a drill.
Monk: Don't be afraid.
Little Boy: I'm not afraid.
Monk: Don't be afraid. Don't be afraid.
Stottlemeyer: Monk, cut it out. I mean it. This is a floss-free zone.
Stottlemeyer: I thought you might like to come along.
Randy: Why? You know, I' m not a cop anymore, Leland. Captain. Look. My notebook. No more witness statements. Just lyrics and song ideas now.
Stottlemeyer: You're writing songs?
Randy: I wrote seventeen last night. I'm on fire.
Stottlemeyer: I'm sure you are.
Randy: (singing)
I don't need a gun
To make me feel strong.
I don't need a captain
To shoot me down all day long.
I don't need your mustache,
Don't you condescend to me.
I don't need nobody,
'Cause, baby, I am free.