This episode was available on the Comcast's website "The Fan", a website where they air episodes of shows before they premiere. This episode was made available, a week before the episode premiered.
Monk: (about the glitter that got on to his shirt) It won't come off!
David: There he is, the man himself, Mr. Monk.
Natalie: From the other crime scene?
David: Maybe you still had some left on your hands?
Randy: No, he never touched the gun, I bagged it myself.
Monk: Anyway, I washed my hands one-hundred times since yesterday.
David: Really? Exactly one-hundred?
Monk: It's a great number.
Dr. Kroger: And they canceled the movie?
Monk: (Ruskin) ...said he wanted to play a character who wasn’t so dark and depressing. He’s in England playing Hamlet.
Monk: Natalie, they’re making a movie about me. Now this is something that I might...actually...come close to...actually enjoying.
Monk: (about Ruskin's visit) And then he made us food, fried eggs, with the yolk exactly in the center, I mean, exactly, he used the ruler, just the way I like it. (sighs) It was confusing... but delicious. But confusing. But delicious.