Disher: I tracked down Kalamerackas. I don't think he's our guy. Number One: it turns out he was allowed to join the Olympic swim team as an alternate. He got a waiver.
Stottlemeyer: So there's no motive.
Disher: Right, Number Two: he's dead. He died in 1995. Number Three: He moved to Europe in the late 80s, so there's no record of him ever returning...
Stottlemeyer: Randy, excuse me, Sorry to interrupt you but can you read Number Two again?
Disher: Okey-doke. Uh, he's dead.
Stottlemeyer: Right, See I probably would have stopped reading after Number Two. In fact I would have read Number Two first.
Disher: You would've switched them?
Stottlemeyer: Yeah, but that's just me. And probably every other adult on the planet Earth
Natalie: You mean when he wrote it on your back, you could feel it? You could do that?
Monk: I have very sensitive skin.
Natalie: That's like a super-power. Like a really weird, not very useful super-power.
Monk: Uh-oh tie on the door knob. My roommate and I did the same thing, it's a code.
Natalie: Yeah, I think I might know about that.
Monk: Yeah, it means don't come in, I'm reorganizing my closet.
Natalie: Your closet?
Monk: Yeah, My roommate freshman year, Greg, he reorganized his closet 4-5 times a week.
Natalie: Uh-huh. And did his girlfriend ever come over to help?
Monk: Oh yeah all the time, they were real neat freaks, I used to tease them about it. “Neat freak!”
Disher: Captain, the lapel pin, I just remembered where I saw it.
Disher: Just now at the desk.
Stottlemeyer: No I mean...tell me about the pin.