The show opens with a rapper known as Xtra Large being interviewed by a reporter in an alley. She asks him about some threatening words which have been recorded and will be put on a rival rapper's album. He doesn't seem to be concerned about his safety. A limo pulls up and the driver opens the door for the man. They drive off and soon thereafter, the limo explodes...Read the full recap
MurderUss: My name is MurderUss.
Natalie: I’ve heard of you: I’ve had to take your records away from my daughter.
Disher: Huh, you know what, you're not the only musician in the room...
Disher: Russ! Actually, I'm in a band too. We have a very eclectic repertoire.
Disher: We do rap. We also do folk, we do metal...
MurderUss: What is this? Good cop, demented cop?
Stottlemeyer: Randy’s upstairs talking to our medical examiner in rap.
Stottlemeyer: I learned a long time ago not to ask Randy why he does anything.
MurderUss: I bet if I put a lump of coal in your butt and let it sit there for ten minutes, I can get a diamond out of it.
Monk: D-diamond? MurderUss... to listen to me. That wouldn't work!
MurderUss: Man, what are you talking about?
Monk: I mean, there's no way you could get a diamond from a lump of coal up there. It... it’s not physically possible.