Recap
Monk is preparing breakfast and squaring his pancakes while watching a news report on a prison breakout of Joe Endicott, who killed a woman and fleeing the scene. He hears the sound of breaking glass in the next room and goes to get his gun out of its case. Joe enters the apartment and Monk clubs him on the head with the case, Monk starts to call the phone and Joe says he shouldn't: he's his brother...
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Episode Quotes
Jack Jr.: I've never hurt anybody
Adrian: Uh-huh,
Jack Jr.: Ever. I'm a con man. I'm a grifter. A lovable rogue.
Adrian: A lovable rogue? People don't call themselves lovable rogues.
Jack Jr.: Lovable rogues do.
Jack Jr.: Just one phone call. For old time's sake.
Adrian: We don't have any old times.
Jack Jr.: Sure we do. Come on, remember... oh, remember in the hallway, when you hit me over the head with that metal box.
Adrian: That was a half hour ago.
Jack Jr.: Yeah, well it's something. It's a start.
Adrian: I can't help noticing your fake crying looks a lot like your real crying.
Jack Jr.: Thank you.
Jack Jr.: Did I wake you up?
Adrian: No, no, it wasn't you, it was all the noise you were making.
Adrian: Jack?
Jack Jr.: Yeah?
Adrian: Was he... a good father?
Jack Jr.: Look at us, what do you think?
Adrian: Was he... terrible?
Jack Jr.: Look at us, what do you think?
Jack Jr.: I'm on my knees. Your brother is in your kitchen and he's on his knees.
Adrian: Don't scuff up the floor.
Jack Jr.: You send me back there, you'd be killing your own brother.
Adrian: Half-brother.
Jack Jr.: Can you live with that?
Adrian: I live with worse.
Natalie: Mr. Monk, here he comes. Now what do we do?
Adrian: Okay, okay. I'm going to count to three.
Natalie: All right, okay.
Adrian: On three... you come up with a great idea.
Adrian: And I'm proud you're my brother.
Jack Jr.: You mean half-brother.
Adrian: I'm rounding up.