Adrian: So what exactly do you do?
Sarah: We're saving the world.
Adrian: Good for you. I was getting a little worried about the world.

Adrian: Is that a square tomato?
Sarah: Yes it is. It's a pet project of Dean's. The square shape means that farmer can pack 30% tomatoes per carton. It's cheaper, more efficient.
Adrian: So, so, that means every slice is exactly the same size?
Natalie: How does it taste?
Adrian: Who cares? It's a square tomato. You're doing the lord's work.

Adrian: You can taste the symmetry.

Adrian: Natalie, I can't run around looking for a stolen bicycle. I still have some pride left. Not much, but my dignity tank isn't completely empty.

Natalie: Oh, daisies. One hundred daisies.
Adrian: Thank you. I can watch them die. And they can do the same for me.

Stottlemeyer: Look at this, see that. That's a bullet. That's a bullet that got dug out of our very dear friend's leg tonight.
Disher: That makes your cousin a former cop shooter.
Vince Kuramoto: Former what?
Disher: Former cop shooter.
Vince Kuramoto: You mean he used to shoot cops?
Disher: No. He shot someone who used to be a cop.
Vince Kuramoto: Why didn't you say that.
Disher: I did, it's the same thing.
Vince Kuramoto: It's not the same thing at all, it's not even close.
Stottlemeyer: Oh for god's sake! What are you two, married or what?

Dean Berry: Oh man, oh man. What is happening to us? The Family of Man, we're, we're hurting each other, we're stealing from each other.
Stottlemeyer: The Family of Man is starting to sound like a real family.

Dean Berry: Mr. Monk, you know what I'm going to do for you? I'm going to adopt ten acres of Brazilian rain forest in your name.
Adrian: Thank you. I don't have to visit it, do I? Or, or water it, or think about it?
Dean Berry: No.