Recap
A security guard is patrolling the Guinness World Book Museum and finds an intruder. The man informs him that the guard should have been sleeping if he’d stayed to his usual schedule and attacks him. They bump into a fuse box and the exhibits come to life. Finally the intruder knocks the guard over a ledge and onto a mounted swordfish, impaling him...
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Episode Quotes
(at a museum)
Disher: I come here every year on my birthday. Kind of like a family tradition.
Stottlemeyer: When you were a kid. You meant when you were a kid. (Disher stares) Say “yes,” Randy.
Disher: Yes.
Adrian: I love your house.
Marge: Do you? Did you grow up in a place like this?
Adrian: I grew up wishing it was a place like this.
Adrian: The killer wore a ski mask, ergo the killer was afraid he’d be recognized. Ergo the killer must have worked here recently.
Disher: Ergo the killer. Is that Hungarian?
Stottlemeyer: His name isn’t Ergo, Randy.
Adrian: What do I say?
Natalie: Just speak from your heart, Mr. Monk.
Adrian: Any ideas? Anything, quick.
Adrian: What’s wrong with me?
Natalie: Are you really asking or is that rhetorical?
Adrian: Rhetorical.
Natalie: A pirate?
Adrian: It’s more fun to be a pirate.
Natalie: That’s good advice. Come on Boss, I’ll make you some lunch.
Adrian: What are we having?
Natalie: Ooh, chicken pot pie, a little Jolly Roger flag on top and a bottle of rum.
Adrian: Okay, you don’t have to beat it to death.
Natalie: Shiver me timbers, you look hungry.
Adrian: Yeah, okay, how is that funny?
Natalie: It’s funny.