Terrance: (To Mick) This is the LA County Morgue, not Help-U-Autopsy: You can’t just bring in your own bodies.

Josef: (About Lola) She's always been sort of unpredictable, exciting. Traits you'll come to value when you hit the 400 year mark.

Josef: (about Lola) We've had this on-again/off-again thing for a hundred of years or so. She came back into town a couple of weeks ago, so it's on again. Until she disappears.
Mick: (laughs) That's what you get for dating older women.
Josef: It's better than dating a human.
Mick: Beth and I are not...

Josef: I need your help.
Mick: You need my help?
Josef: Don't make me say it again.

Mick: It's the drug.
Beth: Turn Me. Turn Me. Do it.
Mick: No Beth.
Beth: Do it.
Mick: It's just the drug.