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| 1 :01x01 - Pilot (Sep/20/2005) | | Earl Hickey was never one to care much about what consequences his actions had unto others, though after being hit by a car shortly after he won the lottery, he finds himself hospitalized while his lottery ticket is lost to the wind. While recovering in the hospital, he watches the Carson Daly show, and upon hearing Carson express that his good luck comes from Karma, in how he’s always treated others nicely, Earl decides that he must right his wrongs if he ever wishes to turn his life around. He creates a list of everything wrong he’s ever done and plans on making amends for all of them. He first decides to speak with a man named Kenny, whom he terrorized during their childhood. | | Special Guest Stars: Carson Daly as Himself, Trace Adkins as Himself, | Guest Stars: Dale Dickey as Patty, Leo Fitzpatrick as Sonny, Gregg Binkley as Kenny James, | Co-Guest Stars: Willam Belli as DJ, Trey Carlisle as Earl Jr., Louis T. Moyle as Dodge, Patrick McCarthy as Teacher, Andy Pessoa as Young Kenny, Noah Crawford as Young Earl, Laura Gardner as Kenny's Mom, Frank Collison as Kenny's Dad, Deborah Cresswell as Wanda | Director: Marc Buckland Writer: Greg Garcia | | | |
| 2 :01x02 - Quit Smoking (Sep/27/2005) | | Having already succeeded at righting one of the wrongs on his list, Earl must now decide what it is that he wishes to do next. However, he finds it difficult to actually tackle some of the issues head on, as he is afraid of what some people may say to him when they figure out he was responsible for their misfortunes. He decides that he wishes to take the easy way out, and tries to stop smoking in order to make amends for ruining the quality of air with his smoke, though Randy and Catalina have different plans in store for him. Meanwhile, Joy has just discovered that Earl confessed on a video camera that if he were to die, all of his possessions would go to her, so she decides to formulate a plan to kill him so that she can obtain his lottery winnings. | | Guest Stars: Silas Weir Mitchell as Donny, Kathryn Joosten as Donny's Mother, | Co-Guest Stars: Andrew Cooper Wasser as Prisoner, Tracy Ashton as One Legged Girl, Jack Axelrod (1) as Old Man, Roy Lee Jones (1) as Policeman, Joshua Levine as Donut Store Clerk, Scott Lincoln as Gun Store Owner | Director: Marc Buckland Writer: Kat Likkel, John Hoberg | | | |
| 3 :01x03 - Randy's Touchdown (Oct/04/2005) | | Earl decides he wants to use some of his lotto money to pay back the winnings he earned from a football game that he had Randy fix for him back in high school, as Randy used to play high school football and purposely lost the game. However, upon doing such, he realizes that he needs to put Randy on his list, since his greed had caused Randy to lose his one chance at scoring a touchdown, a feeling that Randy had always wanted to experience. In order to try to make amends for his actions, he gets Randy a fake birth certificate and a false father to enroll him back into high school, though Randy soon starts to enjoy going back to school more than Earl had intended. Meanwhile, Joy has gotten Earl’s car towed, though when she discovers that his lottery money was in the car’s glove compartment, Earl and Joy race against one another in order to try to get the cash before the other does. | | Guest Stars: Dennis Burkley as Impound Owner, Gregg Binkley as Kenny James, | Co-Guest Stars: Trey Carlisle as Earl Jr., Jeanette Miller (1) as Woman With Purse, Kendall Clement as Loan Officer, Kevin Olson as Skinny Kid, Louis T. Moyle as Dodge, Kevin Farrell as Bruce, Jack Axelrod (1) as Fake Father, Cheryl Hawker as Rosie, Bob Rumnock (2) as Principal, | Uncredited: Jake Galasso as Impound Buddy | Director: Marc Buckland Writer: J. B. Cook | | | |
| 4 :01x04 - Faked His Own Death (Oct/11/2005) | | In order to get out of a relationship he wasn’t happy with in the past, Earl had once faked his own death, as in doing such he could easily leave the woman without having to deal with a break-up directly. However, it’s time for Earl to face his actions and he must do everything he can in order to make up for what he once did, though he finds this problem to be different, as he can’t take away the grief that he had caused this woman to have. However, his attempts to make amends with her soon blossoms into yet another unwanted relationship, leaving him in yet another odd predicament to resolve; though this time, he’ll need to be more tactful so that he can try to get her taken off his list. | | Special Guest Stars: Dax Shepard as Dirk, Montel Williams as Himself, | Guest Stars: Beth Riesgraf as Natalie, | Co-Guest Stars: Frances Callier as Barbie, Darcy Shean as Natalie's Mom | Director: Tamra Davis (1) Writer: Hilary Winston | | | |
| 5 :01x05 - Teacher Earl (Oct/18/2005) | Earl teaches English as a Second Language so that he can cross "made fun of people with accents" off his list. When an old friend, Ralph, gets out of prison Earl convinces him to try karma, which works... for a while. Ralph ends up kidnapping Randy and demands he tell him where Earl is keeping his lotto winnings.
Meanwhile, Joy tries to sabotage the business of one of Earl's students because she's afraid of the competitive edge she is gaining by learning English. | | Special Guest Stars: Giovanni Ribisi as Ralph Mariano, | Guest Stars: Sunkrish Bala as Doctor, Patty Maloney as woman with chimney, | Co-Guest Stars: Tanner Maguire (1) as Young Ralph, Abdoulaye N'Gom as Nescobar A Lop Lop, Wahn Lee as Kim, Noah Crawford as Young Earl, Phoenix Smith as Young Randy, Pramod Kumar as Indian Storekeeper, David Aranovich as Busboy | Director: Chris Koch Writer: Victor Fresco | | | |
| 6 :01x06 - Broke Joy's Fancy Figurine (Nov/01/2005) | Continuing down his list, Earl must help Joy's former nemesis and her daughter win a beauty pageant in order to replace her figurine that he broke. The rare and prestigious princess figurine is awarded to the mother/daughter pageant winners, which Joy and her mother won one year when Joy was a child.
Meanwhile, Joy enters the pageant on her own with her "dead" mother to win the figurine herself to stay on Earl's list. She wants him to still owe her so that he'll buy her the hot tub she's been eying as compensation. | | Special Guest Stars: Ellen Albertini Dow as Gertrude Balboa, | Guest Stars: Chloe Moretz as Candy, Gigi Goff as Young Joy, Timothy Stack as Himself, Missi Pyle as Shelly, | Co-Guest Stars: Kay Benjamin as Woman, Suzanna B. Sanchez as Counselor, Cami Raich as Cute Girl, Trey Carlisle as Earl Jr., Louis T. Moyle as Dodge | Director: Lev L. Spiro Writer: Danielle Sanchez-Witzel | | | |
| 7 :01x07 - Stole Beer From A Golfer (Nov/08/2005) | | This time Earl decides to pick something simple from his list - stole beer from a golfer - so that he and Randy can attend the county fair like they do every year. Seven months prior, Earl and Randy began fixing golf games in order to keep scoring free beer from Scott, who would purchase drinks for everyone whenever he hit a hole-in-one. To atone for this sin, Earl buys Scott cases upon cases of beer. He soon discovers, however, that in order to fully cross Scott off of his list, Earl must help Scott regain the life that he had before he became obsessed with the sport. | | Guest Stars: Raymond Ma as Scott's Boss, David Reivers as Tess's Neighbor, Kristina Hayes (1) as Tess, Johnny Galecki as Scott, | Co-Guest Stars: Jill Benjamin as Nurse, Art Frankel (1) as Old Man | Director: Chris Koch Writer: Michael Pennie | | | |
| 8 :01x08 - Joy's Wedding (Nov/15/2005) | | Earl learns that Joy has neglected to invite him to her and Darnell’s wedding from Randy's invitation, which instructs him to bring "anyone but Earl." Randy of course invites Catalina to be his date since he's excited about the opportunity to dance with her. Joy has also conveniently scheduled the wedding on Earl’s birthday so that all of their friends will be unable to celebrate with him. Consequently, Earl drunkenly crashes the ceremony and accidentally breaks Joy's nose in the process, now forced to add "ruined Joy's wedding" to his list. In an effort to right this wrong, Earl helps Joy plan her perfect wedding and the two finally start to get along - maybe a little too well. | | Guest Stars: Sam Rubin as TV Anchor, Dale Dickey as Patty, Bill Suplee as Willie, | Co-Guest Stars: Johnny Hoops as DJ Dave, Toya A. Brown (1) as Darnell's Mom, Pam Trotter as Daneesha, Rakefet Abergel as Wife, Trey Carlisle as Earl Jr., Louis T. Moyle as Dodge, Lindsay Taylor as Carla | Director: Marc Buckland Writer: Greg Garcia | | | |
| 9 :01x09 - Cost Dad An Election (Nov/22/2005) | Earl sets out to mend his relationship with his father Carl by trying to cross number four off of his list: "blew dad's chance to be elected mayor." Four years prior, Carl ran for mayor to oppose the other candidate's plan to redirect airplane traffic away from the affluent part of town and towards Carl's neighborhood. His campaign was going very well, until a misunderstanding between Earl and a police officer was caught on tape and broadcast as the opposing candidate's campaign commercial.
Now Earl submits his father's name to run again, even though Carl is adamant that he does not want to be mayor. Earl, Randy, and Catalina recruit unregistered voters to boost Carl's numbers, hoping to win not only the election for Carl, but also a relationship with his father for Earl. | | Guest Stars: Niecy Nash as Ronda, Bill Suplee as Willie, Nancy Lenehan as Kay Hickey, Kipp Shiotani as Marty Park, Beau Bridges as Carl, Cameron Clapp as Didi's Boyfriend, | Co-Guest Stars: Anthony Demarco (1) as 4 Year Old Earl, George Frangides as Cop, Jack Axelrod (1) as Electrolarynx Guy, Tracy Ashton as Didi, Phoenix Smith as Young Randy, Vernard "Bone" Hampton as Guard, Todd Holland (1) as Ex-Con, Frank Collison as Male Guest, Laura Gardner as Female Guest, Noah Crawford as Young Earl | Director: Chris Koch Writer: Bobby Bowman (2) | | | |
| 10 :01x10 - White Lie Christmas (Dec/06/2005) | | As the holiday season comes under way a few secrets are exposed when Earl attempts to cross number seventy-four off of his list: "always ruined Joy's Christmas." Earl, Randy, and Catalina enter a radio contest to win a brand new car for Joy to make up for all of the thoughtless Christmas presents Earl gave her while they were married. While Randy and Catalina vie over the car, Earl finds out that Joy's parents believe that he's still their son-in-law and that he's just returned from the war in Iraq. Joy is afraid to tell her father, an alleged racist, that she is now married to Darnell, so Earl plays the part, afraid of ruining another one of her Christmases. | | Guest Stars: Harland Williams as Radio Contest Announcer, Blake Clark as Buzz Darville, Brett Butler (2) as Connie Darville, | Co-Guest Stars: Saginaw Grant as Dakota, Charles Noland as Guy, Gil Christner as Contestant, Louis T. Moyle as Dodge, Trey Carlisle as Earl Jr. | Director: Marc Buckland Writer: Timothy Stack | | | |
| 11 :01x11 - Barn Burner (Jan/05/2006) | When Joy's kids are denied enrollment into the camp for troubled youth at the Right Choice Ranch, Earl realizes his reputation for burning down the Ranch's barn when he was a youngster has had a lasting effect. Earl, Randy and Catalina all travel to the Ranch to make amends for the barn burning by building a pen for the camp's new ostrich.
When Earl adds Randy to his list for getting him kicked out of the Right Choice Ranch as a kid and consequently ruining his chances at succeeding in life, the truth comes out about how the barn really got destroyed. Earl then decides he and Randy should share responsibility for everything on his list that occurred after the barn incident and forces Randy to right a lot of his wrongs. | | Guest Stars: John Ducey as Unknown, | Co-Guest Stars: Louis T. Moyle as Dodge, Trey Carlisle as Earl Jr., Jeremy Slate as Bud, Josh Phillips as Man in Apartment, Abdoulaye N'Gom as Nescobar-A-Lop-Lop, Cesar Flores as Hector, Ryan Armstrong as Young Randy, Christopher Grey (1) as Married Man, Noah Crawford as Young Earl | Director: Ken Whittingham, Marc Buckland Writer: Brad Copeland | | | |
| 12 :01x12 - O Karma, Where Art Thou? (Jan/12/2006) | Earl and Randy try to return a stolen wallet when they find out that taking the money cost two newlyweds their honeymoon. Not satisfied enough to cross this off his list, Earl decides that he must take over for the groom at his fast food restaurant job, which will allow the newlyweds to go on a proper vacation.
Earl discovers that his new boss is a complete jerk, so Randy and Catalina advise him not to put up with his bullying, but Earl can't jeopardize another man's job. When Earl sees the boss' opulent house and beautiful wife, he wonder why karma has been so good to the man despite his horrible personality. | | Special Guest Stars: Jon Favreau (1) as Mr. Patrick, | Guest Stars: Jessica Cauffiel as Tatiana, Adria Dawn as Jesse Muskin, Juan Pope as Jasper, Lindsay Hollister as Xena, Tyler Kain as Charmaine, Jeremy Howard as Jeff Muskin, | Co-Guest Stars: Scott Freeburg as Co-Worker, Nate! as Kid | Director: Michael Fresco Writer: Barbie Feldman Adler (1) | | | |
| 13 :01x13 - Stole P's Hd Cart (Jan/19/2006) | | Earl does right when he returns a Pops' Old Fashioned Wiener hot dog cart, which he and Ralph had stolen years prior. His good deed is undone, however, when Ralph, working for the competition, sets fire to the cart just as business is picking up again. Earl demands that the competing franchise owner pay the ten thousand dollars to replace the cart, but he refuses, sending Earl and Randy over his head to the corporate headquarters. Earl tricks his way into a job at the company and proceeds to steal office supplies in an effort to make up the ten thousand dollars. When he realizes that it would take the rest of his life to steal enough supplies, he recruits Randy, Joy, Catalina, and Ralph to get jobs at the company as well to help him. | | Special Guest Stars: Giovanni Ribisi as Ralph Mariano, | Guest Stars: Terence Bernie Hines (1) as Fred, Patricia Belcher as Receptionist, Lou Wagner as Mr. Covington, Gregg Binkley as Kenny, Mark Christopher Lawrence (1) as Jack Knox, | Co-Guest Stars: Mary K. Devault as HR Woman, Ramon Chavez (1) as Pops, Louis T. Moyle as Dodge, Trey Carlisle as Earl Jr., Joe Howard as Guy | Director: Chris Koch Writer: J. B. Cook | | | |
| 14 :01x14 - Monkeys In Space (Jan/26/2006) | When one of Earl's old friends is arrested, he decides to make amends for number eighteen on his list - "told an inappropriate story at Hank Lange's birthday party". Hank requests that Earl give him one good day to make up for that one bad one before he is sent away to the state prison. Hank requests a visit from his grandmother, a copy of his hometown newspaper, and donuts from his favorite shop. But providing all of these things before visiting hours end at noon proves to be more work than Earl anticipated.
Meanwhile, Randy decides that he needs to find his purpose in life and begins looking for a job. After a series of disastrous first days, including taking a job as a busboy for Darnell at the Crab Shack, the brothers decide that Randy is destined to be perpetually unemployed. | | Guest Stars: Tim DeKay as Hank Lange, E. J. Callahan as Uncle Charlie, Donna Hardy as Hank's Grandma, George Sharperson as Inmate, Booth Colman as Scientist, | Co-Guest Stars: Michael Hagiwara as Orderly, Daniele O’Loughlin as Nurse, Tracy Ashton as Didi | Director: Marc Buckland Writer: Greg Garcia | | | |
| 15 :01x15 - Something To Live For (Feb/02/2006) | Earl takes his car troubles as a sign that it is time for him to redeem himself for a long run of stealing gas out of a complete stranger's car. A few months back, Earl and Randy siphoned gasoline for about a month from an unlock car in the trailer park.
When Earl goes back to the trailer park to return the gasoline, he discovers that the owner Philo is an annoying and suicidal man who is more determined than ever to succeed with his suicide attempts.
Unable to just walk away, Earl makes it his duty to give Philo a reason to live and it seems that setting him up on a date with Joy is the only way of doing this. Earl and Randy however, find that something else they provide is what will ultimately save Philo. | | Special Guest Stars: Adam Goldberg (1) as Philo, | Guest Stars: Peter Spruyt as Salesman | Director: Marc Buckland Writer: John Hoberg, Kat Likkel | | | |
| 16 :01x16 - The Professor (Feb/09/2006) | On their way to return a stolen laptop, Earl and Randy knock over a bus stop sign. Earl promises an elderly woman that he'll fix the sign after returning the laptop, but he is sidetracked by the computer's owner, the beautiful college professor Alex Meyers.
When Alex takes a keen interest in Earl and his list, the two begin dating, but Earl can't help but notice that he is constantly the target of bad accidents and random acts of violence. At first he chalks it up to plain old bad luck. Then Earl remembers that he has yet to fix the bus stop sign and decides that karma is punishing him for causing people to miss the bus every day.
Meanwhile, Randy embraces collegiate life and begins pledging a fraternity. | | Special Guest Stars: Christine Taylor (1) as Alex Meyers, | Guest Stars: Cameron Bender as Unknown, Samm Levine (1) as Tom, Kasan Butcher as Frat Guy, Jeanette Miller (1) as Woman With Purse, | Co-Guest Stars: Jacob Newman as Boy, Eric Larkin as Manager, Artesia Bentley as Girl, Patrick McCarthy as Teacher, Anthony Demarco (1) as 5 Year Old Earl, Kevin Michael Walsh as Greg, Michael Taylor Gray (1) as Waiter, Noah Crawford as Young Earl, George Frangides as Policeman, | Uncredited: Alan Conn as Psychology Student | Director: Marc Buckland Writer: Danielle Sanchez-Witzel | | | |
| 17 :01x17 - Didn't Pay Taxes (Mar/02/2006) | | Earl realizes that he had been cheating the government by failing to pay his taxes in the past. After adding, "cheating the government" to his list, Earl becomes determined to pay the government what he owes, but apparently they don't want his money. Earl's attempts to settle his debt leads him to conjuring up unconventional payback methods. | | Guest Stars: Thomas Crawford as Tim, Michael Bailey Smith as Skinhead Prisoner, Yvette Cruise as Inez, Bill Suplee as Willie, Tim DeKay as Hank Lange, | Co-Guest Stars: George Frangides as Officer Smiley, Countrified Wedman as Guard, Seth Sultan as Prisoner, Patrick Gorman as Boss | Director: Craig Zisk Writer: Michael Pennie | | | |
| 18 :01x18 - Dad's Car (Mar/16/2006) | | When Mother's Day rolls around, Earl remembers that he has never given his mother a good Mother's Day gift. Just as he and Randy are about to finish carrying out his long overdue gift his mother decides her repayment should entail Earl doing something nice for his father Carl. In order to fulfill his promise to his mother, Earl sets out to reclaim his father's classic Mustang, which he lost in a bet as a kid. Meanwhile, Joy's Mother's Day present - a week away from her kids - leaves her missing them all the more. | | Guest Stars: Dale Dickey as Patty, Nancy Lenehan as Kay Hickey, Timothy Olyphant as Billy Reed, Ben Falcone as Ed, Beau Bridges as Carl, | Co-Guest Stars: Louis T. Moyle as Dodge, Trey Carlisle as Earl Jr., Ryan Armstrong as Young Randy, Andy Pessoa as Young Kenny, Noah Crawford as Young Earl | Director: Chris Koch Writer: Barbie Feldman Adler (1), Brad Copeland | | | |
| 19 :01x19 - Y2K (Mar/23/2006) | | When Earl decides to cross number twenty-four off his list, "stole a red take-a-number machine," he finds that he has to first convince Randy it's the right thing to do. Randy's fondness of the machine is revealed in a flashback to New Year's Eve 1999 when the gang confuses Y2K with the apocalypse leading them to believe they are the last surviving people on the Earth. | | Guest Stars: Silas Weir Mitchell as Donny, | Co-Guest Stars: Pattie Tierce as Store Worker, Rob Elk as Security Guard, Charles Howerton as Fed #1, William Charlton as Dad, Alejandro Patino as Man, Tatum McCann as Cindy, Doug Wax as Border Guard, Timothy Stack as Tim Stack | Director: Marc Buckland Writer: Hilary Winston | | | |
| 20 :01x20 - Boogeyman (Mar/30/2006) | | A few years ago Earl succeeded in affirming a child's fear of the boogieman when he broke into the Tollhurst household and hid under their six-year-old's bed to escape getting caught robbing the house. When Earl decides to cross off "made a kid scared of the boogieman" from his list, he discovers just what kind of lasting affect he had on the little boy. Ever since Earl's surprising visit, the kid has been afraid of the dark. But when Earl begins to take the time and energy to resolve his fear, the boy grows attached to Earl and decides he'd rather live with him than with his indifferent father. The boy soon realizes however, just how much his father actually cares about him and how much he would fight Earl to get him back. | | Guest Stars: Andrea DeOliveira as George's wife, Leonard Earl Howze as George Tollhurst, Khamani Griffin as Albie in 2000, Tucker Smallwood as Police Officer, Malcolm David Kelley as Albie in 2006, | Co-Guest Stars: Anne Johnson (1) as Guest #2, Warren Watkins as Guest #1, Cece Tsou as Tiffani Lopez-Chang, Louis T. Moyle as Dodge | Director: Eyal Gordin Writer: Vali Chandrasekaran | | | |
| 21 :01x21 - Bounty Hunter (Apr/06/2006) | | In order to protect Joy, Earl finds himself in desperate need to take care of number forty-five on his list, "ditched Jessie to marry Joy." When Jessie, Earl's ex-girlfriend, returns to town hell bent on seeking revenge against Joy for causing Earl to leave her and knocking out her front teeth, Earl and Joy seek refuge in a lakeside retreat. Jessie, however, cleverly weasels the secret location out of Randy enabling her to continue her pursuit. | | Special Guest Stars: Juliette Lewis as Jessie, | Guest Stars: Don Swayze as Bail Bonds Man, | Co-Guest Stars: Joon Lee as Instructor, Dana Cuomo as Bobbi, Jackson Bond as Man, Tiffany Haddish as Robin, Maxie Santillan, Jr. as Sparky | Director: Marc Buckland Writer: Hunter Covington | | | |
| 22 :01x22 - Stole a Badge (Apr/27/2006) | | While hanging out next to a storm drain, Earl and Randy come across an object from their past--a police badge. Several years earlier, Earl, Randy and Joy engaged in a scam in which they stole people's shoes, including the contents inside, at a bowling alley. One item this scam yielded was a police badge. With the reemergence of this badge, Earl tracks down the police officer it belonged to in order to take care of number 127 on his list, "stole a badge from a police officer." Earl finds that the cop suffered a demotion as a result of having his badge stolen. Earl devises a tactic to get the officer's job back. | | Guest Stars: Laura Johnson (1) as Captain Daniels, Kerry O'Malley as Sergeant Nancy, William Stanford Davis (5) as Neighbor, Helen Siff as Waitress, Abdoulaye N'Gom as Nescobar A Lop Lop, Steve Seagren as Security Guard, Joan M. Blair as Woman, Joe Kay as Truck Driver, Clint Howard as Rodney, Mike O'Malley as Stewart, Alan Conn as Trailer Park Partier, Max Perlich as Paul | Director: Marc Buckland Writer: Victor Fresco | | | |
| 23 :01x23 - BB (May/04/2006) | | Earl sets out to make up for number 147 on his list, "shot Gwen Waters with a BB gun." To do so, Earl must reunite Gwen with her estranged father. Getting the father to cooperate proves incredibly difficult, but Earl refuses to give up, in part, because Earl remembers why he used to have a crush on Gwen Waters. He always liked to see her smile. | | Guest Stars: Geoffrey Lewis (1) as Gwen's Dad, Dale Dickey as Patty, Shailene Woodley as Young Gwen, Miriam Shor as Gwen Waters, Jack Betts as Prosecutor, | Co-Guest Stars: Sam Scarber as Deputy, David Raibon as Patty's Lawyer, Noah Crawford as Young Earl, John DiMaggio as Officer Ross, Tom Carey (1) as Judge, Grace Bustos as Claretta, Jen Relyea as Sara | Director: Victor Nelli, Jr. Writer: John Hoberg, Kat Likkel | | | |
| 24 :01x24 - Number One (May/11/2006) | | In the super-sized season finale, Darnell suggests that Earl cross off number-one from his list -- "stole $10 from a guy at the Camden Market" -- but Earl soon discovers that he owes the guy all of his lotto winnings. Now penniless, Earl wonders when his karma is going kick in and turn his misfortunes around for the better. | | Guest Stars: Max Perlich as Paul, Lin Shaye as Paul's Mother, Dale Dickey as Patty | Director: Greg Garcia Writer: Greg Garcia | | | |
| 25 :02x01 - Very Bad Things (Sep/21/2006) | | When Joy and Darnell get into an argument over her surprise birthday party, Earl jumps at the opportunity to do number 183 on his list -- "never took Joy's side." Joy, on the other hand, runs into bigger problems when the purchase of a television set doesn't turn out the way she anticipated. After her frustration of not being able to return the television, Joy ends up in a predicament with a stolen truck and a hostage in the middle of the woods. Going against his established good nature, Earl decides to take Joy's side and help cover up her criminal activities. | | Guest Stars: Juan Pope as Jasper, Jessica Cauffiel as Tatiana, Josh Wolf (1) as Kidnapped Guy, Harry Karp as Store Clerk | Director: Marc Buckland Writer: Michael Pennie | | | |
| 26 :02x02 - Jump For Joy (Sep/28/2006) | | Earl needs to raise a lot of money to help a friend in need and goes to the one person he knows with that kind of money, local entrepreneur Richard Chubby, owner of, among other places, the Camden County strip joint Club Chubby. He agrees to loan Earl the money if he can convince Chubby's most popular dancer, Catalina, to return to work. | | Guest Stars: Don Perry as Judge, Carla Jimenez as Receptionist, Brad Grunberg as Announcer, Gregg Binkley as Kenny James, Burt Reynolds as Richard Chubby, | Co-Guest Stars: Jack Harding (1) as Police Officer, Lisa K. Wyatt as Prison Inmate, Dominic Flores as unknown, Herschel Sparber as unknown | Director: Chris Koch Writer: Vali Chandrasekaran | | | |
| 27 :02x03 - Sticks & Stones (Oct/05/2006) | | When Earl watches Catalina give the motel maid a facial wax, he decides to make amends for number ninety-one on his list - "made fun of Maggie Lester" for having a moustache. Earl and Randy pay Maggie a visit and find out she is working in the Witzel Traveling Carnival as "The Amazing Bearded Woman" but has dreams to work in another "normal" field. Joy and Darnell, meanwhile, deal with the repercussions of Joy's breaking the law. | | Guest Stars: Marlee Matlin as Ruby Whitlow, Carel Struycken (1) as Paul, Brandon Haas as Tommy, Catherine A. Hayes (1) as Jean, Wendy Worthington as Wilma, Brandon Ficara as Kevin, Gabriel Pimentel as William, Noah Crawford as Young Earl, Jonathan Slavin as Doug, Paul Ben-Victor as Coach Lou, Judy Greer as Maggie Lester, | Co-Guest Stars: Jack Axelrod (1) as Old Man, Patrick McCarthy as Teacher | Director: Marc Buckland Writer: Danielle Sanchez-Witzel | | | |
| 28 :02x04 - Larceny Of A Kitty Cat (Oct/12/2006) | | As number 56 on his list, Earl decides to return an award winning cat back to its rightful owner after attempting to sabotage a cat show in Joy's avor. However, when Randy and Earl return the cat back to its owner they find that the once champion kitty has lost all of its award winning qualities. Meanwhile, an attraction forms between Randy and the cat owner, which helps Randy discover a lot about his true self. | | Guest Stars: Amy Sedaris as Judy, Bill Suplee as Willie, William Newman as unknown, | Co-Guest Stars: Kevin Farrell as Bruce | Director: Millicent Shelton Writer: Hilary Winston | | | |
| 29 :02x05 - Van Hickey (Oct/19/2006) | | Ralph learns something quite upsetting about his mom, which threatens to end his friendship with Earl. This occurs after Earl gets his old rock-and-roll band back together at the request of former lead singer Tom, a senior citizen who got kicked out of the group before they played their first---and only---gig. | | Special Guest Stars: Giovanni Ribisi as Ralph Mariano, | Guest Stars: Bill Erwin as Old Man, Nancy Lenehan as Kay Hickey, Beth Grant (1) as Lorraine Mariano, Larry Hankin as Tom Sparks, | Co-Guest Stars: Amy Amerson as Chick, Natalia Reagan as Chick #3, Caitie Uhlmann as Chick #2 | Director: Craig Zisk Story: Marc Singer (2), J. B. Cook | Teleplay: J. B. Cook | | | |
| 30 :02x06 - Made A Lady Think I Was God (Nov/02/2006) | | When Joy needs a restraining order lifted in order to improve her image for an upcoming trial, Earl decides to confront number 12 on his list - "Made a Lady Think I was God." In a mean-spirited attempt to have the manager of their trailer park, Millie Banks, stop harassing them, Earl disguises himself as the voice of God and fools Millie into obeying his absurd commands. As Earl tries to erase Millie off his list, he finds that the once shrewd trailer park manager is gone and has transformed for the better. | | Guest Stars: Marcy Goldman as Nun #3, Marcia Ann Burrs as Nun #2, Carol Mansell as Nun #1, Lily Jackson as Celeste, Roseanne as Millie Banks | Director: Marc Buckland Writer: Bobby Bowman (2) | | | |
| 31 :02x07 - Mailbox (Nov/09/2006) | | Bored with her life, Catalina offers to help Earl take care of number 75 on his list by cleaning out a mailbox that he once used as a trash can. Catalina discovers an undelivered letter stuck at the bottom, and Earl is determined to find its rightful owner. Turns out it's a long lost love letter from trailer park resident Will to his former gym co-worker Wendy. Earl agrees to keep an eye on Wendy while Will gets back into shape for her. Meanwhile, Joy kicks Darnell out after discovering he's in the witness protection program. | | Guest Stars: Jenny McCarthy as Wendy, Johnny Sneed as Will, Trey Carlisle as Earl Jr., Louis T. Moyle as Dodge, | Co-Guest Stars: Hayden Lee as Singer #2, David Ringwald as Singer #1, Jack Axelrod (1) as Electrolarynx Guy | Director: Michael Fresco Writer: John Hoberg, Kat Likkel | | | |
| 32 :02x08 - Robbed a Stoner Blind (Nov/16/2006) | | Earl and Randy repay a debt to a nonmaterialistic hippie by spending a week at the totally self-sufficient, environmentally friendly commune where he lives, an experience that opens Earl's eyes to global warming, which he decides to stop. | | Special Guest Stars: Christian Slater as Woody Maruzak, | Guest Stars: Eve Sigall as Naked Nora, Michael Patrick McGill as "Chandler", Sandy Brown (1) as Newswoman, | Co-Guest Stars: Jennifer Kenyon as Hippy Girl, Steven Huey as Hippy Guy, James Martin Kelly (1) as Workman | Director: Marc Buckland Writer: Kat Likkel, John Hoberg | | | |
| 33 :02x09 - Born a Gamblin' Man (Nov/30/2006) | | At Christmastime, Earl shows Kenny how to act more manly, and in the process they both develop compulsive gambling habits. Meanwhile, Randy prepares to declare his love for Catalina and Joy enters anger-management therapy. | | Special Guest Stars: Marlee Matlin as Ruby Whitlow, | Guest Stars: Gregg Binkley as Kenny James, Abdoulaye N'Gom as Nescobar-A-Lop-Lop, Jonathan Slavin as Doug, Sandy Brown (1) as Newswoman, Kadeem Hardison as Bookie, Nat Faxon as unknown, | Co-Guest Stars: Cheryl Hawker as Rosie, Bonnie Hellman as Moderator | Director: Chris Koch Writer: Victor Fresco | | | |
| 34 :02x10 - South Of The Border, Part Uno (Dec/07/2006) | | After Earl accidentally gets Catalina deported, Earl and Randy go on a full-fledged mission to get Catalina back. Earl's fear of flying stalls the process but nothing can stop Randy, a love-struck man, from getting to Catalina. As Earl and Randy get deeper into their plan to save Catalina, the obstacles they face make their mission more and more difficult. Meanwhile, the meds Joy takes calm her temper but the new pleasant Joy frustrates Darnell. | | Guest Stars: Oleg Zatsepin as Hispanic Randy, Susan Foley as Female Neighbor, Ray Santiago as Mario, Emilio Rivera as Victor, Benjamin Benitez as Hispanic Earl, Tangie Ambrose as Ticket Counter Clerk, Penny Balfour as Flight Attendant #1, Jimmi Simpson as Male neighbor, William Schallert as Dr. Rudin, | Co-Guest Stars: Lauren Glenn as Flight Attendant #2, Destiny Ramirez as Hispanic Girl, Phil Abrams as Man in Line, Kim Delgado as Man Across Aisle, Gil Glasgow (1) as Security Agent | Director: Michael Fresco Writer: Michael Pennie | | | |
| 35 :02x11 - South Of The Border, Part Dos (Dec/07/2006) | | At the end of the first half of Earl and Randy's adventure to bring Catalina back to America, gunmen had kidnapped Earl. While Earl befriends Diego, the fashion challenged criminal who takes him hostage, Randy encounters a married couple that use him to fill a void in their life. Despite whatever hurdles they encounter, nothing can keep Earl from scratching Catalina off his list or Randy from getting the love of his life back. Meanwhile, Darnell finds it difficult to cope with Joy's new happy attitude as their neighbors become more and more invasive. | | Special Guest Stars: John Leguizamo as Diego, | Guest Stars: Shelley Morrison as Maria, Susan Foley as Female Neighbor, Trey Carlisle as Earl Jr., Louis T. Moyle as Dodge, Ray Santiago as Mario, Emilio Rivera as Victor, Winston J. Rocha as Maria's Husband, Jimmi Simpson as Male Neighbor, | Co-Guest Stars: Jesus "Chuy" Perez as Pedro, Joaquin F. C. Garrido (1) as Elderly Man | Director: Marc Buckland Writer: Danielle Sanchez-Witzel | | | |
| 36 :02x12 - Our 'Cops' Is On (Jan/04/2007) | | Earl, Randy, Joy, Darnell and the other Crab Shack regulars spend a boring Sunday afternoon watching a 2003 repeat of the TV show "Cops," which was filmed in Camden County and features their unlawful escapades. | | Guest Stars: Abdoulaye N'Gom as Nescobar-A-Lop-Lop, Timothy Stack as Himself, Bill Suplee as Willie, Silas Weir Mitchell as Donny Jones, Gregg Binkley as Kenny James, Dale Dickey as Patty, Kathy Kinney (1) as Officer Bobbi Bowman, | Co-Guest Stars: Tracy Ashton as Didi, Maxie J. Santillan Jr. as Sparky, Jack Axelrod (1) as Electrolarynx Guy, Mike O'Malley as Officer Stuart Daniels, George Frangides as Bob Smiley, Pramod Kumar as Vali | | Writer: Timothy Stack | | | | | | |
| 38 :02x14 - Kept a Guy Locked in a Truck (Jan/18/2007) | | After Karma gives Earl signs about something he needs to take care of, he decides he needs to fix the time he kept a guy locked in the back of a truck, that Joy stole. However when he finds the guy has died, Earl has to figure out how to make it right and cross it off his list. | | Special Guest Stars: John Waters as Walter Hamerick, | Guest Stars: Windell Middlebrooks as Landlord, Robert Clendenin as Slow Roger, Josh Wolf (1) as Josh Martin, | Co-Guest Stars: Jermaine Jackson (3) as Poker Buddy, Lacy Baxter as Stripper, Seth J. Cohen as Neighbor, Christopher Gehrman as Man, Rasika Mathur as Female Indian Friend, Hamilton Mitchell as Guy, Claudia Choi as Tammy | Director: Eyal Gordin Writer: Kat Likkel, John Hoberg | | | |
| 39 :02x15 - Foreign Exchange Student (Feb/01/2007) | As a young kid, Earl tortured Pierre, a French foreign-exchange student, and scared him back to France. In order to scratch # 44 off his list, Earl decides to fly Pierre back to America and show him all the great things the country has to offer. Meanwhile, things heat up between Randy and Catalina and their marriage is redefined -- but not in the way anyone would have ever guessed. Everyone learns more about the power of love and the mysterious ways in which it works.
Source: NBC | | Guest Stars: Ernie Grunwald as Pierre, Noah Crawford as Young Earl, Adam Rancho as Young Pierre, | Co-Guest Stars: Jasmine Jessica Anthony as Young Girl, Stacy Reed as Teacher | Director: Marc Buckland Writer: Mike Mariano | | | |
| 40 :02x16 - Blow (Feb/08/2007) | In preparation for the trial, Joy learns that she has a half-sister whom she could possibly use to invoke sympathy from the jury -- but her half-sister turns out to be her lifelong mortal enemy, Liberty Washington. Coincidentally, Liberty is also #101 on Earl's list -- "stole a girl's identity." As Earl tries to right his wrong and Joy deals with the shock of having a new half sister, Liberty works to get herself into a wrestling league. The two women deal with their differences by wrestling them out of each other.
Source: NBC | | Guest Stars: Dale Dickey as Patty, Tamala Jones as Liberty Washington, Marnie Crossen as Teacher, Jonathan Slavin as Doug, Gigi Goff as Young Joy, D. J. Qualls as Ray Ray, | Co-Guest Stars: Arreale Davis (1) as Liberty Age 13, Kelli Goss as Joy Age 13, Brooklin Yearwood as 5 Year Old Liberty, Jon Hughes (1) as Man, Sam Menning as Homeless Guy, M. Darnell Suttles as Mr. Saticoy, Bess Fanning as Karen | Director: Victor Nelli, Jr. Writer: J. B. Cook | | | |
| 41 :02x17 - The Birthday Party (Feb/15/2007) | It's a special episode as Earl celebrates his birthday -- but the day not only marks another exciting year in his life, but more importantly, a time for Earl to reflect on all the items he's crossed off his list during the past year. When Randy throws Earl a birthday party at the Crab Shack, however, Earl finds it hard to remember the good things he's done when everybody at the party keeps reminding him of how he's screwed up in the past. Right when Earl thinks his day can't get any worse, everybody has a special birthday surprise in store for him.
Source: NBC | | Guest Stars: Thomas Lumberg, Jr. as unknown, Casey Strand as Karen, Carla Renata as Gossiping Woman, Juan Pope as Jasper, Louis T. Moyle as Dodge, Trey Carlisle as Earl, Jr., Noah Crawford as Young Earl, Melody Thomas Scott as Eric's Mom, Robert Clendenin as Slow Roger, Nancy Lenehan as Kay Hickey, Silas Weir Mitchell as Donny Jones, Beau Bridges as Carl Hickey, Bill Suplee as Willie, | Co-Guest Stars: Samantha Larsen as Screaming Woman, Susan Isaacs (1) as Bar Woman, Cody Klop as Eric, Johnny Hoops as DJ Dave, Abdoulaye N'Gom as Nescobar-A-Lop-Lop, Jack Axelrod (1) as Electrolarynx Guy, Tracy Ashton as Didi | Director: Eyal Gordin Writer: Hilary Winston | | | | | | | | | |
| 44 :02x20 - Two Balls, Two Strikes (Apr/19/2007) | | Local businessman Richard Chubby passes away, and his son arrives back in town to manage the family business. This reminds Earl of the time he kicked Little Chubby in the balls, and when Earl tries to make things right, he ends up making them worse. | | Guest Stars: Louis T. Moyle as Dodge, Trey Carlisle as Earl Jr., Charles Robinson (1) as Doctor, Norm MacDonald (1) as Little Chubby, | Co-Guest Stars: Norman Johnson, Jr. as Aborigine Man | Director: Victor Nelli, Jr. Writer: Bobby Bowman (2) | | | |
| 45 :02x21 - G.E.D. (Apr/26/2007) | | When Earl is declined a credit card for being unemployed, homeless, and uneducated, he decides he cheated himself out of becoming an adult. Earning his G.E.D. would be that first step to adulthood, but he doesn't know enough to pass the test. Earl asks his old teachers for help, but finds they've been beaten down by students just like him - so he inspires them to fight back and reclaim their school. | | Guest Stars: Jeanette Brox as Summer, Arjay Smith as Student #2, Andrew Caldwell as Student #1, Jesse Head as Nick Daley, Alex Morris as Mr. Romack, Sharon Sachs as Natalie, Vicki Juditz as Mrs. McCullum, Mary-Pat Green (1) as Mrs. Harding, Kurt Fuller as Mr. Baldwin | Director: Michael Fresco Writer: Hunter Covington | | | |
| 46 :02x22 - Get A Real Job (May/03/2007) | | Earl takes a job working as an appliance salesman, but finds having a "real job" with real co-workers isn't so easy. As Joy's trial approaches, she panics and makes some typical bad choices that affect those around her. | | Special Guest Stars: Charles S. Dutton as Reggie, Sean Astin as Rick, | Guest Stars: Fred Stoller as Dock Worker, MacKenzie Astin as Salesman, Jonathan Slavin as Doug, Chelcie Ross as Mr. Waadts, Billy Gardell as Billy, | Co-Guest Stars: Paul E. Short as Blue Homeless Man, Cristina Maria as Mexican Worker, Jennie Fahn as Woman #2, Polly Humphreys as Woman #1, Pamela Kosh as Mrs. O'Leary | Director: Ken Whittingham Story: Patrick McCarthy, Erika Kaestle, Ralph Greene (1) | Teleplay: Patrick McCarthy, Erika Kaestle | | | |
| 47 :02x23 - The Trial (May/10/2007) | In the season finale, Joy's future lays in the hands of the law as her trial finally arrives, and it leads Earl to do something bigger than anything on his list.
Source: NBC.com | | Special Guest Stars: Giovanni Ribisi as Ralph Mariano, Marlee Matlin as Ruby Whitlow, | Guest Stars: Larry Clarke (1) as Prosecutor, Don Perry as Judge, Harry Karp as Store Clerk, Trey Carlisle as Earl Jr., Louis T. Moyle as Dodge, Timothy Stack as Himself, Chelcie Ross as Mr. Waadts, Jonathan Slavin as Doug, Duane "Dog" Chapman as Himself, | Co-Guest Stars: Mio Takada as Asian Father, Nancy Yee as Chinese Woman, Irene White as Lulu, Rob McCabe as Bailiff, Yvans Jourdain as Joy's Minister, Lisa K. Wyatt as Doris, Abdoulaye N'Gom as Nescobar-A-Lop-Lop, | Uncredited: Christine Taylor (1) as Alex Meyers | Director: Michael Fresco Writer: Mike Mariano, Vali Chandrasekaran, Timothy Stack | | | | | | | | | |
| 50 :03x03 - The Gangs of Camden County (Oct/04/2007) | With karma back on his side, Earl is approached by the jail warden to help resolve one of the biggest problems going on in the jail yard. There are feuding gangs constantly breaking out into fights, and Earl is asked to resolve these gangs' differences. If he is able to settle this conflict, he will receive a lesser sentence. Earl accepts the task and finds out a lot more than he bargained for. Meanwhile, Randy is still suffering from Earl withdrawals and continues to search for ways to be reunited with his brother.
Source: NBC | | Guest Stars: Craig T. Nelson (1) as Warden, Page Kennedy as Jamal | Director: Michael Fresco Writer: Victor Fresco | | | |
| 51 :03x04 - The Frank Factor (Oct/11/2007) | Earl is visited by Joy and is surprised that another prisoner also in visitation happens to be someone both Joy and Earl know. Frank, an old friend of Earl and an old coworker of Joy, describes how he ended up in prison. The story takes place right before Joy and Earl met, and helps explain how many of them grew to become a part of each other's life.
Source: NBC | | Special Guest Stars: Howie Mandel as Himself, Michael Rapaport as Frank, | Guest Stars: Dale Dickey as Patty, Raymond Cruz as Paco, Julia Vera as Catalina's mother, | Co-Guest Stars: Timothy Stack as TV's Tim Stack, Duane Shepard, Sr. as Exterminator, Alejandro Patino as Coyote, Charles Howerton as FBI Instructor, Ken Takemoto as Yoshimitsu | Director: Greg Garcia Writer: Greg Garcia | | | |
| 52 :03x05 - Creative Writing (Oct/18/2007) | Earl attends a class in prison that focuses on creative writing. After the teacher gave them an assignment to write a story, Earl realized that writing was a lot harder than he expected. Earl informs Randy about the assignment and Randy loves the idea of creating his own make-believe world. Catalina, whos two jobs usually prevent her from writing, lives out her soap opera story, that she wrote on dollar bills, about falling in love with a man named Javier. Soon enough, the whole gang is able to write his or her own creative story and Earl is stuck with a blank piece of paper. In the end, Earl discovers that sometimes the best story does not require the most imagination.
Source: NBC | | Guest Stars: Miguel Varoni as Javier | Director: Chris Koch Writer: Bobby Bowman (2) | | | |
| 53 :03x06 - Frank's Girl (Oct/25/2007) | It is conjugal visiting day at the Camden prison. Since Earl has no one to visit him, Frank asks if he will explain to his girlfriend why he cannot be there. Frank's girlfriend breaks up with Frank because of Earl, and Earl feels it is his job to get her back. Meanwhile, Joy gets herself into a messy situation with Catalina.
Source: NBC | | Special Guest Stars: Alyssa Milano as Billie, Michael Rapaport as Frank | Director: Eyal Gordin Writer: Danielle Sanchez-Witzel | | | |
| 54 :03x07 - Our Other Cops is On! Part 1 (Nov/01/2007) | While enjoying TV time in prison, Earl and Randy are excited when they see that the show "Cops" is filming in Camden County. The episode features different types of altercations that are all somehow related to Earl. Kenny is featured in the episode as a raffle winner who gets to ride along with a cop. Since the "Cops" episode was taped prior to Kenny and Earl's reconciliation, Kenny shows resentment towards Earl.
Source: NBC | Director: Ken Whittingham Writer: Timothy Stack | | | |
| 55 :03x08 - Our Other Cops is On! Part 2 (Nov/01/2007) | | While enjoying TV time in prison, Earl and Randy are excited when they see that the show "Cops" is filming in Camden County. The episode features different types of altercations that are all somehow related to Earl. Kenny is featured in the episode as a raffle winner who gets to ride along with | |
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