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Earl Hickey was never one to care much about what consequences his actions had unto others, though after being hit by a car shortly after he won the lottery, he finds himself hospitalized while his lottery ticket is lost to the wind. While recovering in the hospital, he watches the Carson Daly show, and upon hearing Carson express that his good luck comes from Karma, in how he’s always treated others nicely, Earl decides that he must right his wrongs if he ever wishes to turn his life around. He creates a list of everything wrong he’s ever done and plans on making amends for all of them. He first decides to speak with a man named Kenny, whom he terrorized during their childhood.
During a robbery attempt, Earl, Randy, and Sonny are wearing Saddam Hussein, Dick Cheney, and Osama bin Laden masks.
Randy: I think you're trying to sell a cat to a guy who fancies dogs. referring to Kenny’s sexual orientation
Patty: I tried, Earl. I did. Towards the end I even pulled out my good boob.
Earl: Ain't no use runnin' fool. I know where your momma parks her house.
Joy: I want half that lotto money, Earl.
Earl: Yeah? Well, I wanted a legitimate baby and a wife who didn't huff paint on thanksgiving, but I guess life's full of little disappointments. Now, ain't it?
Earl: Don't they have special bars for the queers? I'm sorry, homosexual Americans.
Catalina: Who is this Carson Daly? Is he some sort of spiritual leader? A holy man?
Randy: You've never seen TRL? You've got to start puttin' on some of these TV's when you're cleaning the toilets.
After Earl and Randy move into the hotel, Randy is on the bed watching H.R. Pufnstuf. H.R. Pufnstuf is a costumed children's program from the late 60's about a boy, Jimmy, on Living Island with his talking flute, Freddy.