(while sleeping on the bottom of a bunkbed)
Earl: Hey, Mr. President?
Randy: Yeah, Earl?
Earl: How's it feel to be on top?
Randy: I don't like it. It's too high up here. Will you switch with me?
Randy: Marco, marco, marco....
Joy: We're not in the damn pool, you idiot. pause Ally Ally Oxen Free!
Joy: If this is another damn thesaurus I'm gonna track down those dumb, stupid, ... (tries to think of a synonym for dumb, but gives up) dumb people and teach them how to buy a proper gift.
Randy: (holding a chess set) It's one of them checkers sets, but for smart people and gays.