Little Chubby: Did I ever tell you I uh, always had a fantasy of doing it with a pregnant chick? It's like havin' sex with a fat chick, except I can't get her pregnant.
Joy: Yeah, I wouldn't have sex with you if I was starving, and your wiener was a ham sandwich.
Little Chubby: Hey Joy, hey fetus, how are you two doing?
Joy: Living large LC. Man, is these things comfortable. They should make wheelchair outer these stuff, then nobody would bitch about being in one.
Joy: You need to kill Little Chubby. He shot at the kids and then he farted in my pool bag. Now, I had my lunch in there, Earl.
Catalina: When I left tonight he was forcing two truckers to lap dance each other. It's getting dangerous down there, I'm quitting.
Joy: Oh, hell no your not! You quit Little Chubby will pull my bail bond, and I ain't trying to go to prison just cause your afraid to get murdered at work. (hits Earl on his shoulder) Earl you better fix this.
Joy: He made me drink Randy's rat tail. I woulda rather drink a real rat tail. You need to kill Little Chubby, slowly.
Earl: Are you crazy? I'm not messing with that psycho.
Joy: Well, then you sure married a whore who doesn't mind being disrespected by a man instead of a real lady like me.
Richard Chubby: (to drunk guy) Would you like me to freshen that drink for you? (fires the gun) All be damned! (laughs) I got the wrong gun.
Little Chubby: I've never been to a doctor. My dad used to say, never trust a man who wants to put his finger up your butt.
Earl: Well, you can't argue with that logic.
Little Chubby: I do not like... Fine Young Cannibals.
The Fine Young Cannibals were a band from England, best known for their two hits, "She Drives Me Crazy" and "Good Thing", both in 1989.