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| Season One Opening Sequence
(Theme song plays over an outside shot of Gizmonic Institute, built in and around a volcano)
In the not-too-distant future,
(Zooming in on the “G” logo at Gizmonic Institute)
Next Sunday, A.D.
(Joel is wearing a hard hat and writing on a paper on a clipboard)
There was a guy named Joel…
(Joel turns to look toward the camera and smiles)
Not too different from you or me.
(Outside shot of Gizmonic Institute again, with volcano shaking the entire place
He worked at Gizmonic Institute,
(Joel is pushing a couple of large metal barrels on a dolly and gives the camera a big thumb’s up)
Just another face in a red jump suit.
(Joel is vacuuming the place, on his knees. He gives the camera another thumb’s up)
He did a good job cleaning up the place,
(Dr. Erhardt and Dr. Forrester scowl and shake their heads in disapproval)
But his bosses didn’t like him,
(Rocket blasts off from side of Gizmonic volcano)
so they shot him into space!
(Joel inside rocket is thrown about, losing his hard hat)
(Dr. Erhardt sings the theme song and holds up video tapes)
“We’ll send him cheesy movies.”
(Dr. Forrester pops up in front of Dr. Erhardt, also singing along)
“The worst we can find. La, la, la!”
(In the theater, Joel and the ‘bots watch as The Crawling Eye comes charging on the movie screen)
“He’ll have to sit and watch them all,”(Joel and the ‘bots are seen from the side laughing at a movie. Crow turns to look at the camera)
“And we’ll monitor his mind. La, la, la!”
(Joel and the ‘bots are outside the theater, when movie sign comes)
Now keep in mind Joel can’t control when the movies begin or end,
(Joel is using a power tool on Gypsy’s coil while Tom and Crow watch)
Because he used those special parts to make his robot friends.
(Panning rapidly)
(Joel barely mouths the next line)
“Robot roll call:” (spoken) Come on, let’s go.
(Shot of Cambot)
Cambot! (spoken) Pan left.
(Shot of Gypsy)
Gypsy! (spoken) Hi girl!
(Shot of Tom)
Tom Servo! (spoken) What a cool guy!
(Shot of Crow)
Crooow! (spoken) You little wisecracker!
(Shot of the exterior of the Satellite of Love)
If you’re wondering how he eats and breathes,
(Back to the Mads in Deep 13, singing)
“La, la, la!”
(Joel and the ‘bots fighting the devil dogs from episode 0102)
Just repeat to yourself, “It’s just a show. I should really just relax!”
(Shot of a moon turning to reveal the Mystery Science Theater 3000 logo)
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Aired on Comedy Central |
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