Episode Quotes
(Discussing carpeting qualities at a crime scene)
Ducky: Personally, I prefer a good shag.
(Everyone turns and look at him)
Ducky: From a criminal investigative standpoint.
(Gibbs smiles when Tony walks into room)
Tony: You look happy to see me, Boss.
(Gibbs takes the coffee that Tony is holding)
Tony: Oh, it's the coffee.
Gibbs: (to McGee) Find out where he was buried.
Ducky: It won't be far, McGee. Had the trip been longer, some bits would have fallen off.
Gibbs: I'm more interested in why someone did this, Doctor.
Ducky: Well, then I'll have to research the predatory, manipulative, grandiose nature of this behavior. But my first impression is that we're dealing with a complete loon.
Tony: That masters in psych is starting to pay off, Ducky.
Ziva: When was the last time you were here?
Carvell: Yesterday morning, for a showing.
Ziva: And everything was normal?
Carvell: There was no rotting corpse in the living room, if that's what you mean.
Abby: You shaved your mustache! I liked you with a little hair on your face.
Gibbs: I still got my eyebrows.
Abby: I had this friend once, that used to display roadkill in his living room.
Ziva: Tony just put his hand in another man's pocket, and it made him very happy.
(Tony and McGee stand shirtless before her)
Ziva: Wow, it's just like Chippendales...without the bow ties or muscles.
Tony: You interrogated her and didn't pickup that she had sex with Finn.
Ziva: It was an interview not an interrogation, and excuse me if my brain didn't go to the sex place.
Tony: Mine would.
Ziva: I'm sure that's why you have a leg up on other investigators.
Tony: See, you said "leg up." I instantly went to the sex place.
(Ziva bumps into Gibbs on the way into the elevator)
Ziva: Gibbs, I screwed up.
Gibbs: Yeah, you almost spilled my coffee.
Ziva: (to Gibbs) You wouldn't be getting soft?
(Gibbs smiles)
Ziva: Of course not, you shaved your mustache.