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1 :01x01 - Guide to: First Day & Lockers
Writer: Scott Fellows
Director: David Kendall
Guest star: Willie Gault (Sportscaster #2), Paula Van Open (Girl #3), Dave Florek (Mr. Chopsaw), Don Creech (Mr. Sweeney), Van Earl Wright (Sportscaster #1), Daran Norris (Gordy), Kim Sava (Ms. Dirga), Rachel Sibner (Lisa Zemo), Tim Starks (EMT #1), Rob Pinkston (Coconut Head), Christian Serratos (Suzie Crabgrass), Brooke Marie Bridges (Claire Sawyer), Ford Austin (EMT #2), Kendre Berry (Backpack Boy), Kyle Swann (Bully Loomer), Marquise Brown (Girl #1)
First Day: It's the first day of Middle School and Ned is already giving out tips. But when he learns Moze decides to take a different elective and not stay with them, Ned & Cookie follow her in electives to stay together.
Lockers: Ned's giving out tips on lockers and how useful they are, but he must find a new one to get away from he stinky neighbor, Timmy Toot Toot. Meanwhile, Moze ends up in competition with Suzie Crabgrass to have the most stylish locker, and Cookie needs to get to gym on time.
2 :01x02 - Guide to: Bathrooms & Project Partners
Writer: Scott Fellows, Joe Fallon
Director: Paul Hoen
Guest star: Mary Bogue (Nurse Hunsucker), Meshach Taylor (Mr. Wright), Don Creech (Mr. Sweeney), Kim Sava (Ms. Dirga), Daran Norris (Gordy), Ericka Johnson (Girl #1), Rob Pinkston (Coconut Head), Christian Serratos (Suzie Crabgrass), Jennifer Hyatt (Doris), Kyle Swann (Bully Loomer), Brooke Marie Bridges (Claire Sawyer), Kelii Miyata (Timmy Toot-Toot), Tylor Chase (Martin Qwerly), Teo Olivares (Crony), Marquise Brown (Chandra Taylor), Joey Medeiros (Boy #1), Alex Black (Seth Powers)
Bathrooms: Ned's giving out tips for the bathrooms, and when Moze tells him about the Hottie List in the Girls' room, Ned has her put his name on it. And when Cookie finds himself in the Girls' room, it's Ned, Moze, & Gordy to the rescue!
Project Partners: Ned gives out tips for project partners, and Moze becomes partners with hottie Seth Powers, but he doesn't do anything. Meanwhile, Loomer holds Ned & Cookie's Life Science baby hostage until they agree to make Moze his partner.
3 :01x03 - Guide to: Detention & Teachers
Writer: Lazar Saric
Director: Jonathan Winfrey
Guest star: Teo Olivares (Crony), Rob Pinkston (Coconut Head), Rolonda Watts (Ms. Morrison), Meshach Taylor (Mr. Wright), Tylor Chase (Martin Qwerly), Charles Chun (Mr. Dren), Loni Love (Lunch Lady), Kyle Swann (Bully Loomer), Dave Florek (Mr. Chopsaw), Linda Cevallos (Miss Enstile), Don Creech (Mr. Sweeney), Kim Sava (Ms. Dirga), Destiny Edmond (Meekest Girl), Dylan Kasch (Lead 8)
Detention: Mr. Sweeney gives Cookie a detention but when Ned sticks up for him he too gets detention. Moze decides to join in so they wouldn't be alone.
Teachers: Ned keeps failing tests in his science class so he tries to be a teacher's pet to raise his grade. Moze has a student teacher teaching her math class now and he can't control the class. Cookie can't focus in his language class because he thinks the teacher is attractive.
4 :01x04 - Guide to: Seating & Tryouts
Writer: Scott Fellows
Director: Fred Savage
Guest star: Daran Norris (Gordy), Rachel Sibner (Lisa Zemo), Kyle Swann (Bully Loomer), Alex Black (Seth Powers), Tylor Chase (Martin Qwerly), Don Creech (Mr. Sweeney), Christian Serratos (Suzie Crabgrass), Brooke Marie Bridges (Claire Sawyer), Linda Cevallos (Miss Enstile), Kim Sava (Ms. Dirga), Rob Pinkston (Coconut Head), Loni Love (Lunch Lady), Meshach Taylor (Mr. Wright)
Seating:Ned, Moze, and Cookie want to sit at the cool table so Ned comes up with a way so they can. When a desk at the back of the room breaks, Moze is forced to move the the front row of her science class. Meanwhile Cookie gets Gordy's help to have the bounciest ride ever on the bus.
Tryouts: Ned, Moze, and Cookie all try out for sports. Moze tries a variety of sports while Ned tries out for basketball and Cookie tries out for cheer leading so he can meet girls.
5 :01x05 - Guide to: Crushes & Dances
Writer: Rick Groel, Mike Preister
Director: Paul Hoen
Guest star: Vivian Strauss (Zoo Keeper), Daran Norris (Gordy), Tira Provost (Martika), Kim Sava (Ms. Dirga), Brooke Marie Bridges (Claire Sawyer), Alex Black (Seth Powers), Jherimi Carter (Huge Crew #1), Cathy Immordino (Huge Crew #2), Marquise Brown (Chandra Taylor), Christian Serratos (Suzie Crabgrass), Kendre Berry (Backpack Boy), Jennifer Hyatt (Doris), Rob Pinkston (Coconut Head), Rachel Sibner (Lisa Zemo)
Crushes: Ned gives tips on crushes, and must get the courage to ask Suzie Crabgrass to the school dance. Meanwhile, Moze is dodging Coconut Head because she thinks he's going to ask her out when she wants to go with Seth. And Cookie is trying to find his perfect match.
Dances: It's the night of the School Dance, and Ned is still trying to become Suzie's date who ends up with Seth. Moze is doing some dance tips of her own and tries to make Ned use them, and Cookie is trying get a super model named Martika to come to the school and become his date.
6 :01x06 - Guide to: Sick Days & Spelling Bees
Writer: Joe Fallon
Director: Adam Weissman
Guest star: Don Creech (Mr. Sweeney), Matt Hoffman (Himself), Mary Bogue (Nurse Hunsucker), Van Earl Wright (Sportscaster #1), Steve Bannos (Mr. Gross), Willie Gault (Sportscaster #2), Meshach Taylor (Mr. Wright), Daran Norris (Gordy), Tylor Chase (Martin Qwerly), Sean Michael (Stinger), Krystal Acosta (Queen Bee), Steven Poirier (AV Kid), Teo Olivares (Crony), Kyle Swann (Bully Loomer), Rachel Sibner (Lisa Zemo), Carlos Pena (King Bee), Vincent Martella (Scoop), Christian Serratos (Suzie Crabgrass), Kendre Berry (Backpack Boy), Rob Pinkston (Coconut Head)
Sick Days: Everyone is getting sick at school but Ned is determined not to get sick so he can meet Matt Hoffman in Life Science. Moze is trying to get sick so she doesn't have to do an oral presentation. Meanwhile Cookie is very sick but doesn't want to leave school because it will mess up his perfect attendance record so he avoids the school nurse all day.
Spelling Bee: Ned and Moze help Cookie beat the "Killer Bees" in the school's spelling bee tournament.
7 :01x07 - Guide to: Rumors & Photo Day
Writer: Lazar Saric, Joe Fallon
Director: Fred Savage
Guest star: Loni Love (Lunch Lady), Mary Bogue (Nurse Hunsucker), Don Creech (Mr. Sweeney), Fred Stoller (Photographer), Dave Florek (Mr. Chopsaw), Meshach Taylor (Mr. Wright), Daran Norris (Gordy), Stephen Grove (Emotionless Cookie), Kyle Swann (Bully Loomer), Cathy Immordino (Huge Crew #1), Rob Pinkston (Coconut Head), Kendre Berry (Backpack Boy), Deren Leroy (Handsome Cookie), Tylor Chase (Martin Qwerly), Christian Serratos (Suzie Crabgrass), Jherimi Carter (Huge Crew #2), Vincent Martella (Scoop), Jennifer Hyatt (Doris), Marquise Brown (Chandra Taylor), Danielle Riffenbugh (Girl #1), Marissa Stovall (Kid #1), T. Felix Tipper (British Cookie), Alex Black (Seth Powers), Pedro Miguel Arce (Sumo Cookie), Rachel Sibner (Lisa Zemo), Brooke Marie Bridges (Claire Sawyer)
Rumors: A rumor is started that Ned likes Moze and is going to ask her out so Moze avoids hanging out with Ned. Meanwhile Cookie and some other students (including Gordy) try to make the Atomic Flush possible but problems begin when Mr. Sweeney tries to stop them.
Photo Day: Ned tries to help Moze take a nice picture on Photo Day and Cookie hires someone else to take his picture.
8 :01x08 - Guide to: Talent Show & School Elections
Writer: Scott Fellows, Lazar Saric
Director: Jonathan Winfrey
Guest star: Dave Florek (Mr. Chopsaw), Kim Sava (Ms. Dirga), Daran Norris (Gordy), Meshach Taylor (Mr. Wright), Alex Black (Seth Powers), Kyle Swann (Bully Loomer), Jherimi Carter (Mandy Crew), Jennifer Hyatt (Doris), Alex Hoover (Oboe Twin), Tylor Chase (Martin Qwerly), Addison Hoover (Oboe Twin), Christian Serratos (Suzie Crabgrass), Cathy Immordino (Sandy Crew), Kendre Berry (Backpack Boy), Rachel Sibner (Lisa Zemo), Landon Taylor (One-Bite), Rob Pinkston (Coconut Head), Marquise Brown (Chandra Taylor), Brooke Marie Bridges (Claire Sawyer), Teo Olivares (Crony)
Talent Show: Ned and his friends create Talent-Palooza for the kids who can't perform their talents in Mr. Wright's boring school talent show.
School Elections: The Huge Crew nominate Ned for Class President, and he wants out. But after learning how helpful he is to everyone, he sticks with it. But faces tough competition.
9 :01x09 - Guide to: Computer Lab & Backpacks
Writer: Mike Preister, Rick Groel
Director: Fred Savage
Guest star: Daran Norris (Gordy), Meshach Taylor (Mr. Wright), Dave Allen (Mr. Kwest), Stephen Markarian (Sweaty Kid), Rachel Sibner (Lisa Zemo), Marquise Brown (Chandra Taylor), Ericka Johnson (Birthday Girl), Christian Serratos (Suzie Crabgrass), Teo Olivares (Crony), Rob Pinkston (Coconut Head), Kendre Berry (Backpack Boy), Spencer Locke (Bitsy), Landon Taylor (Thirsty Kid), Kyle Swann (Bully Loomer)
Computer Lab: Ned and Moze both have projects due at the end of the day and need to finish them in the computer lab. But both of them are banned from the computer lab and must figure out a way in. Meanwhile Lisa helps Cookie adapt to real life after his computer crashes.
Backpacks: Ned finally decides to get rid of his old backpack "Earl" and Backpack Boy helps him. Moze goes crazy looking for her backpack because her diary is in it and Cookie turns himself into a Velcro backpack.
10 :01x10 - Guide to: Notes & Best Friends
Writer: Lazar Saric, Scott Fellows
Director: Paul Hoen
Guest star: Meshach Taylor (Mr. Wright), Don Creech (Mr. Sweeney), Van Earl Wright (Sportscaster #1), Kim Sava (Ms. Dirga), Steve Bannos (Mr. Gross), Willie Gault (Sportscaster #2), Rob Pinkston (Coconut Head), Jennifer Hyatt (Doris), Cathy Immordino (Sandy Crew), Alex Black (Seth Powers), Spencer Locke (Bitsy), Tylor Chase (Martin Qwerly), Krystal Acosta (Queen Bee), Sean Michael (Stinger), Christian Serratos (Suzie Crabgrass), Rachel Sibner (Lisa Zemo), Kyle Swann (Bully Loomer), Jherimi Carter (Mandy Crew), Carlos Pena (King Bee), Teo Olivares (Crony), Marquise Brown (Chandra Taylor), Courtney Halverson (Student Passing Note)
Notes: Ned gets in trouble for helping Bitsy pass a note, now he has to write a 1000 word essay. He soon finds out that she also got other people in trouble for the same thing and they all want revenge. Moze keeps getting love notes and is surprised by who she finds out is leaving them for her. Meanwhile Cookie gets "The Forger" to write notes on why he can get away with doing certain things in class.
Best Friends: Ned and Cookie start fighting when Cookie is able to join the Killer Bees and is spending all his time with them. Meanwhile Moze gives everyone surveys to become her girl best friend and the Huge Crew got a perfect score, so she is hanging out with them.
11 :01x11 - Guide to: Day Dreaming & Gym
Writer: Lazar Saric, Scott Fellows
Director: Joe Menendez
Guest star: Daran Norris (Gordy), Dave Allen (Mr. Kwest), Don Creech (Mr. Sweeney), Spencer Locke (Bitsy), Meshach Taylor (Mr. Wright), Marquise Brown (Chandra Taylor), Christian Serratos (Suzie Crabgrass), Rob Pinkston (Coconut Head), Ericka Johnson (Birthday Girl), Kendre Berry (Backpack Boy), Landon Taylor (Thirsty Kid), Teo Olivares (Crony), Rachel Sibner (Lisa Zemo), Kyle Swann (Bully Loomer), Stephen Markarian (Sweaty Kid)
Day Dreaming: The whole class, especially Ned, won't stop day dreaming. So Mr. Sweeney holds the kids up for lunch until they anwer a riddle. Can Ned answer the riddle and make it in time for pizza?
Gym: Ned wants to get better in Martial Arts gym class so he can beat Moze and not get teased anymore, and Cookie doesn't want to shower.
12 :01x12 - Guide to: Cheaters & Bullies
Writer: Mike Preister, Rick Groel
Director: Chip Hurd
Guest star: Linda Cevallos (Miss Enstile), Dave Allen (Mr. Kwest/Abe Lincoln), Daran Norris (Gordy), Meshach Taylor (Mr. Wright), Mary Bogue (Nurse Hunsucker), Don Creech (Mr. Sweeney), Dave Florek (Mr. Chopsaw), Loni Love (Lunch Lady), Mark Fite (Benedict Arnold), Teo Olivares (Crony), Spencer Locke (Bitsy), Rob Pinkston (Coconut Head), Brooke Marie Bridges (Claire Sawyer), Kyle Swann (Bully Loomer)
Cheaters: Ned has a big history test on Monday that he forgot to study for because his family went away for the weekend and he thinks about cheating on it. Moze has a problem with Bitsy copying off her tests and Cookie is accused of cheating by Mr. Sweeney because of all the technology he carries around with him.
Bullies: Ned and Cookie tell Moze she has some bully tendencies so she joins up with Claire to set up a peer mediation at the school. Meanwhile Loomer is looking for Ned and Ned is freaking out. He pretends to act crazy to drive Loomer away.
13 :01x13 - Guide to: Emergency Drills & Late Bus
Writer: Rick Groel, Joe Fallon
Director: Fred Savage
Guest star: Lil' Romeo (Himself), Don Creech (Mr. Sweeney), Dave Florek (Mr. Chopsaw), Dave Allen (Mr. Kwest), Daran Norris (Gordy), Kim Sava (Ms. Dirga), Linda Cevallos (Miss Enstile), Fred Stoller (Bus Driver), Meshach Taylor (Mr. Wright), Loni Love (Lunch Lady), Tim Starks (EMT #1), Teo Olivares (Crony), Neilen Benvegnu (Ted), Ford Austin (EMT #2), Tylor Chase (Martin Qwerly), Rob Pinkston (Coconut Head), Matthew Hutcherson (Mookie), Kyle Swann (Bully Loomer), Brooke Marie Bridges (Claire Sawyer), Marquise Brown (Chandra Taylor), Alex Black (Seth Powers), Rachel Sibner (Lisa Zemo), Tessa Ludwick (Jennifer Tu), Steven Schmidt (Nicely Dressed Boy), Christian Serratos (Suzie Crabgrass)
Emergency Drills: The school is having a drill and no one seems to care. So the teachers try to make them care with a trick that involves Monroe dressing up as a bear. Meanwhile, Ned tries to ask Suzie to Chandra Taylor's party, but distractions keep getting in the way, and Cookie builds his own escape.
Late Bus: The bus breaks down which means everyone is stuck at school until the late bus comes. Ned tries to help Loomer get the courage to ask Moze to hang out at the mall, Moze may have finally found a best girlfriend, and Cookie starts his own tour of School After Hours.
14 :02x01 - Guide to: New Semester & Electives
Writer: Scott Fellows
Director: Paul Hoen
Guest star: Tylor Chase (Martin Qwerly), Teo Olivares (Crony), Dave Florek (Mr. Chopsaw), Kyle Swann (Bully Loomer), Mary Bogue (Nurse Hunsucker), Daran Norris (Gordy), Jennifer Hyatt (Doris), Rob Pinkston (Coconut Head), Steve Bannos (Mr. Combover), Loni Love (Lunch Lady), Christian Serratos (Suzie Crabgrass), Don Creech (Mr. Sweeney), Rachel Sibner (Lisa Zemo), Garrett Williams (Choir Member), Brittaney Phelps (Choir Member), Breanna Bood (Choir Member), Brent Williams (Choir Member), Ebony Nicole Young (Choir Member), Erin Mccarty (Choir Member), Belle Goman (Choir Member), Naomi Frigo (Choir Member), Mary Jane Lopez (Champagne Girl), Natalie Mardeusz (Music Video Girl), Austin Butler (Choir Member), Cathy Immordino (Sandy), Kelii Miyata (Timmy Toot-Toot), Cashala L'Shauntyelle (Music Video Girl), Alexandra Winner (Choir Member), Steffinnie Phrommany (Music Video Girl), Reccie Canon (Buzz), Buzz Bovshow (Alex), Tiffanie White (Music Video Girl), Jherimi Carter (Mandy)
New Semester: It's a new semester and that means making changes. Ned makes a to do list that includes kissing Suzie Crabgrass. Only problem is, Suzie started dating Loomer so now Ned has to break them up. Moze wants to have Suzie as a friend, and Cookie changes him image to P. Cookie.
Electives: It's Elective Day; Ned, Moze, and Cookie decided to get an elective together but the only problem is, is that they can't decide what to do. Ned wants to join cooking so he can get an easy "A", Moze wants to be in woodshop again, and Cookie wants to be in Life Science another semester. Meanwhile Cookie wants to spend the last day with the life science baby but Loomer keeps taking it from him.
15 :02x02 - Guide to: Pep Rallies & Lunch
Writer: Rick Groel, Mike Preister
Director: Savage Steve Holland
Guest star: Mary Bogue (Nurse Hunsucker), Tylor Chase (Martin Qwerly), Rob Pinkston (Coconut Head), Rachel Sibner (Lisa Zemo), Kyle Swann (Bully Loomer), Steve Bannos (Mr. Combover), Carlie Casey (Missy Meany), Woorie Chung (One-Bite), Alex Black (Seth Powers), Kim Sava (Ms. Dirga), Tim Starks (EMT #1), Teo Olivares (Crony), Christian Serratos (Suzie Crabgrass), Loni Love (Lunch Lady), Vanessa Werkheiser (Cheerleader), Kerry Hammond (Goth Girl), Landon Taylor (Stu), Reccie Canon (Buzz), Jessica Andres (Cheerleader), Jessica Gaona (Courtney Cortez), Marquise Brown (Chandra Taylor), Tiffanie White (Cheerleader), Jaszmann Espinoza (Cheerleader), Kelii Miyata (Timmy Toot-Toot)
Pep Rallies: Ned decides to become the school mascot because whoever the mascot is gets to skip a day of school to spread pep. Moze has to deliver a speech for the volleyball team, and Cookie becomes "Super Cookie" to jump off a trampoline with a basketball and make it into the basket. Ned, Moze, and Cookie try to find ways so that everyone can be involved at pep rallies.
Lunch: One-Bite is now in Ned, Moze, and Cookie's lunch period and is eating people's lunch. So Ned must find a way to make him stop. Meanwhile Moze tries to figure out why Suzie keeps ditching her and Cookie is being over cautious because of what the Lunch Lady said will be in his future.
16 :02x03 - Guide to: School Clubs & Video Projects
Writer: Scott Fellows, Lazar Saric
Director: Joe Menendez
Guest star: Tylor Chase (Martin Qwerly), Dave Allen (Mr. Kwest), Rob Pinkston (Coconut Head), Jennifer Hyatt (Doris), Rachel Sibner (Lisa Zemo), Teo Olivares (Crony), Carlie Casey (Missy Meany), Meshach Taylor (Mr. Wright), Kendre Berry (Backpack Boy), Christian Serratos (Suzie Crabgrass), Haley Darwish (Nerdy Missy Buddy), Michael Vincent Rivera (Ninja), Cathy Immordino (Sandy), Jherimi Carter (Mandy), Landon Taylor (Stu), Vanessa Villalovos (Model), Reccie Canon (Buzz)
School Clubs: Missy created a club called "Missy's Declassified School Manual Club where it teaches kids how to become popular and Ned wants to stop it. Moze and Suzie want to join a club together so they can hang out more but they keep getting kicked out of every club they try to be in. Meanwhile Cookie joins the archeology club with Lisa and helps Ned find a way to stop Missy's club.
Video Projects: Ned and Cookie are partners on their video project for Life Science, but they have trouble when they can't decide whether to do a ninja or space movie. Meanwhile Moze decides to do a documentary on Mr. Wright but is frustrated when he is not being himself on camera.
17 :02x04 - Guide to: Notebooks & Math
Writer: Lazar Saric, Mike Preister
Director: David Kendall
Guest star: Brooke Marie Bridges (Claire Sawyer), Logan Browning (Vanessa), Tylor Chase (Martin Qwerly), Lusia Strus (Dr. Xavier), Charles Chun (Mr. Dren), Rob Pinkston (Coconut Head), Stephen Markarian (Albert Wormenheimer), Rachel Sibner (Lisa Zemo), Christian Serratos (Suzie Crabgrass), Don Creech (Mr. Sweeney), Kyle Swann (Bully Loomer), Teo Olivares (Crony), Addison Hoover (Tracy Oboe), Reccie Canon (Buzz), Alex Hoover (Stacy Oboe), Jessica Andres (Student #1)
Notebooks: Ned steals Mr. Sweeney's golden notebook to study for an upcoming science test, Moze finds a slambook, and Cookie comes up with a way to video tape his clases rather then take notes.
Math: Cookie is moved up eighth grade honors math with a strict teacher, Moze is having trouble with Pre-Algebra making her break out in a rash, and Ned starts a study group with the Oboe twins and Albert. Meanwhile Gordy tries to capture the weasel.
18 :02x05 - Guide to: Valentine's Day & School Websites
Writer: Rick Groel, Scott Fellows
Director: Paul Hoen
Guest star: Alex Black (Seth Powers), Vincent Martella (Scoop), Paul Diaz (Doug Secksay), Rob Pinkston (Coconut Head), Christian Serratos (Suzie Crabgrass), Brooke Marie Bridges (Claire Sawyer), Carlie Casey (Missy Meany), Teo Olivares (Crony), Don Creech (Mr. Sweeney), Tylor Chase (Martin Qwerly), Rachel Sibner (Lisa Zemo), Jennifer Hyatt (Doris), Stephen Markarian (Albert Wormenheimer), Dave Allen (Mr. Kwest), Kyle Swann (Bully Loomer), Kendre Berry (Backpack Boy), Landon Taylor (Stu), Andrea Sixtos (Doug Girl #1), Cathy Immordino (Sandy), Derrick Fagins, Jr. (Sixth Grader), Tiffanie White (Doug Girl #3), Davy DaSilva (Nerdy Boy), Jessica Andres (Doug Girl #2), Jherimi Carter (Mandy), Vanessa Werkheiser (Candy Manderson)
Valentine's Day: Love is in the air at Polk Middle School when Valentine's Day arrives, and Ned plans to send Suzie a card and a rose, but ends up in the hands of the Huge Crew. Meanwhile Cookie fakes many valentines to himself, and Moze just wants to forget about the celebration, until she learns how many boys like her.
School Websites: The gang tries to make a better school website. But they soon learn it's not easy and gets them in trouble.
19 :02x06 - Guide to: Your Body & Procrastination
Writer: Gene Grillo, Rick Groel
Director: Joe Menendez
Guest star: Van Earl Wright (Sportscaster #1), Willie Gault (Sportscaster #2), Kim Sava (Ms. Dirga), Christian Serratos (Suzie Crabgrass), Meshach Taylor (Mr. Wright), Kyle Swann (Bully Loomer), Rachel Sibner (Lisa Zemo), Shelbie Bruce (Patty), Teo Olivares (Crony), Rob Pinkston (Coconut Head), Reccie Canon (Buzz), Marquise Brown (Chandra Taylor)
Your Body: Ned tries to make himself stronger, Moze tries to make herself appear shorter, and Cookie tries to keep himself protected by coming up with a variety of different ways to do so.
Procrastination: Ned procrastinated on his history project and now only has three days to finish it. When Moze tells him he won't finish it on time he makes a bet with her. If he turns it in on time she has to do an embarrassing dance in front of the whole school but if Moze wins, Ned will have to do the dance instead. Meanwhile Cookie created an invention called "PAL" which tells him what he should do every second of the day, and now its telling him to spend all his time with Lisa.
20 :02x07 - Guide to: Vice Principals & Mondays
Writer: Scott Fellows
Director: Savage Steve Holland
Guest star: Kim Sava (Ms. Dirga), Dave Allen (Abe Lincoln), Rachel Sibner (Lisa Zemo), Len Levitt (Puppeteer), Kyle Swann (Bully Loomer), Mark Fite (Benedict Arnold), Dave Florek (Mr. Chopsaw), Rob Pinkston (Coconut Head), Daran Norris (Gordy), Tylor Chase (Martin Qwerly), Brooke Marie Bridges (Claire Sawyer), Hamilton Mitchell (Mr. Crubbs), Vivian Strauss (Maria the Zoo Keeper)
Vice Principals: Someone has been ruining the teachers school equipment and now everyone is a suspect.
Mondays: Ned and Moze try to make Mondays better for everyone while Cookie tries to help Gordy stay awake so he doesn't lose his job.
21 :02x08 - Guide to: Gross Biology Dissection & Upper Classmen
Writer: Scott Fellows, Mike Preister
Director: David Kendall
Guest star: Teo Olivares (Crony), Kendre Berry (Backpack Boy), Christian Serratos (Suzie Crabgrass), Brooke Marie Bridges (Claire Sawyer), Cameron Monaghan (Palmer Noid), Logan Browning (Vanessa), Hamilton Mitchell (Mr. Crubbs), Steve Bannos (Mr. Combover), Kyle Swann (Bully Loomer), Stephen Markarian (Albert Wormenheimer), Don Creech (Mr. Sweeney), Loni Love (Lunch Lady), Ben Hogestyn (Jock Goldman), Lucy Hale (Amy Cassidy), Reccie Canon (Buzz), Kalia Gee (Bunny Girl), Andrew Sibner (5th Grader), Christopher Foley (8th Grader)
Gross Biology Dissection It's time to dissect a frog in Mr. Sweeney's science class, Moze and Ned have been looking forward to it all year. But when Suzie shows how much she dislikes it, Ned helps her to get rid of dissection. He can't choose between dissecting with Moze or boycotting with Suzie. Meanwhile Gordy and Cookie look after Mr. Sweeney's frog.
Upper Classmen: Ned adopts a 5th grader for the day who keeps getting him into trouble with the 8th graders. Cookie pretends to be an 8th grader so his crush Vanessa will like him, and Moze starts to crush on Jock Goldman when he shows interest in her.
22 :02x09 - Guide to: Dares & Bad Habits
Writer: Lazar Saric, Rick Groel
Director: Savage Steve Holland
Guest star: Matt Hoffman (Himself), Jennifer Hyatt (Doris), Carlie Casey (Missy Meany), Mary Bogue (Nurse Hunsucker), Stephen Markarian (Albert Wormenheimer), Kyle Swann (Bully Loomer), Daran Norris (Gordy), Tylor Chase (Martin Qwerly), Lusia Strus (Dr. Xavier), Rachel Sibner (Lisa Zemo), Amanda Alch (May), Kim Sava (Ms. Dirga), Don Creech (Mr. Sweeney), Teo Olivares (Crony), Hamilton Mitchell (Mr. Crubbs), Jherimi Carter (Mandy Crew), Meghan N. Shaw (June), Cathy Immordino (Sandy Crew), Marquise Brown (Chandra Taylor), Reccie Canon (Buzz), Landon Taylor (Stu), Kelii Miyata (Timmy Toot-Toot), Kelly Vitz (Julie)
Dares: People keep daring other people to do stuff and Ned, Moze, and Cookie get in on the action. Moze dares Ned to ask Missy on a date and Ned dares Moze to wear a dress for twenty-four hours. Ned now must convince Missy it was only a dare and Moze meets a group of strange girls who she thinks are robots. Meanwhile Cookie goes over board on becoming the "King of Dares".
Bad Habits: Ned tries to break his bad habit of saying yes to everyone which proves to be hard, and Moze tries to stop trash talking while on the volleyball court. Meanwhile Cookie tries to stop his bad habit of keeping computer junk but ends up in one bad habit after the next.
23 :02x10 - Guide to: Substitute Teachers & The New Kid
Writer: Mike Preister, Scott Fellows
Director: Joe Menendez
Guest star: Tristan Mays (Bernice), Jennifer Hyatt (Doris), Kim Sava (Ms. Dirga), Don Creech (Mr. Sweeney), Stephen Markarian (Albert Wormenheimer), Hamilton Mitchell (Mr. Crubbs), Marc Weiner (Mr. Weiner), Kyle Swann (Bully Loomer), Blaine Miller (Nigel), Teo Olivares (Crony), Michael Dow (Jack Sprat), Chelsea Colwell (Student), Boce Robinson Mitchell (Mrs. English), Reccie Canon (Buzz), Beverly Piper (Mrs. Boldie), Jherimi Carter (Mandy), Cathy Immordino (Sandy), Marissa Teitelman (Girl Student), Jelynn Rodriguez (Miss Modelle), Landon Taylor (Stu), Hunter Gomez (New English Kid)
Substitute Teachers: A lot of teachers have taken a sick day and that only means one thing, substitutes. An old teacher, Mr. Weiner, from Ned, Moze, and Cookie's elementary school shows up to teach but his methods are not liked by the students. So Ned sets out to keep him at Polk by changing the way he teaches. Meanwhile Mr. Sweeney is also out and Moze takes advantage of being on the "Students to listen to" list and has the substitutes doing everything but teach. Cookie does Mr. Crubbs a favor by taking attendance for a class but it turns into more when he lists himself as a substitute teacher and teaches classes.
The New Kid: Ned welcomes the new kid Bernice to the school by being nice to her and she takes it the wrong way by thinking he is her boyfriend. Meanwhile Moze tries to help Gordy keep his job from the assistant janitor by creating the "School Clean Off ", and Cookie gets moved up to American Literature and pretends to be English.
24 :02x11 - Guide to:Nicknames & Shyness
Writer: Gene Grillo, Rick Groel
Director: Bethany Rooney
Guest star: Kyle Swann (Bully Loomer), Hamilton Mitchell (Mr. Crubbs), Rob Pinkston (Coconut Head), Tylor Chase (Martin Qwerly), Addison Hoover (Tracy Oboe), Alex Black (Seth Powers), Teo Olivares (Crony), Rachel Sibner (Lisa Zemo), Carlie Casey (Missy Meany), Alex Hoover (Stacy Oboe), Kim Sava (Ms. Dirga), Stephen Markarian (Albert Wormenheimer), Christian Serratos (Suzie Crabgrass), Landon Taylor (Stu), Kerry Hammond (Annie), Colby O'donis (Nelson Duckworth (Quack)), Aliya Stuart (Lila Brady (Poodle)), Ernie Sloman (Psycho), Reccie Canon (Buzz)
Nicknames: Ned is tired of everyone calling him by his name and wants a cool nickname so he has Moze help him get one. Moze is tired of her nickname and gets her friends (except for Ned) to call her Jennifer. Meanwhile Cookie creates a nickname creator that ends up hurting the people the names are given to and Loomer takes full advantage of it.
Shyness: Realizing that Ned may never have Suzie as a girlfriend and Moze have her as a friend, Ned and Moze set out to make the Oboe Twins girlfriend and friend material. Meanwhile Cookie sets up "Cookie Confidence" which takes shy kids and make them more outgoing.
25 :02x12 - Guide to: Asking Someone Out & Recycling
Writer: Frank Berin, Scott Fellows
Director: Joe Menendez
Guest star: Alex Black (Seth Powers), Meshach Taylor (Mr. Wright), Christian Serratos (Suzie Crabgrass), Carlie Casey (Missy Meany), Tylor Chase (Martin Qwerly), Don Creech (Mr. Sweeney), Lusia Strus (Dr. Xavier), Blaine Miller (Nigel), Nolan North (Art Dealer), Kyle Swann (Bully Loomer), Rachel Sibner (Lisa Zemo), Teo Olivares (Crony), Stephen Ahn (Violinist), Travis Stevens (Museum Security Guard), Marquise Brown (Chandra Taylor), Reccie Canon (Buzz), Garret Yoshimura (Snake), Marissa Teitelman (Girl), Landon Taylor (Stu)
Asking Someone Out : Suzie just broke up with Loomer and Ned wants to ask her out so he has other people ask her out for him. Moze wants to go out with Seth but every time she asks him he gets the wrong idea. Meanwhile Cookie helps Dr. Xavier get a date with Gordy,
Recycling: A chance to win a new mountain bike has the whole school recycling. But Loomer and his gang are making it impossible for Ned, Moze, and Cookie to win because they keep stealing their recyclables. Ned ends up losing the guide while recycling and tries looking for it. Moze is trying to collect as much recyclables as she can but Loomer and his friends keep getting in her way. Meanwhile Cookie ties milk cartons together and Mr. Wright mistakes it for art.
28 :02x13 - Guide to: Spirit Week & Clothes
Writer: Magda Liolis, Eddie Guzelian
Director: Adam Weissman
Guest star: Kyle Swann (Bully Loomer), Kara Crane (Fashion Police #2), Dave Florek (Mr. Chopsaw), Tylor Chase (Martin Qwerly), Carlie Casey (Missy Meany), Hamilton Mitchell (Mr. Crubbs), Christian Serratos (Suzie Crabgrass), Brooke Marie Bridges (Claire Sawyer), Rachel Sibner (Lisa Zemo), Teo Olivares (Crony), Alex Black (Seth Powers), Trevor Stevens (Wig Boy), Tara Kirk (Goth Girl), Rodney Banks (Hip Hop Kid), Landon Taylor (Stu), Vanessa Werkheiser (Candy Manderson), Miracle Vincent (Fashion Police #1)
Spirit Week: It's spirit week and at first Ned doesn't care. But when he hears that Suzie is running for Spirit Queen, he is determined to become Spirit King. Legend has it that whoever becomes spirit king and queen will go out. Meanwhile much to Cookie's dislike, he was chosen to keep the spirit stick. So he tries giving it to Moze and its made them a lot closer, literally.
Clothes: Ned goes to school wearing what he thought was a boys shirt, only to find out it's for girls. Ned tells Moze that she dresses comfy like a guy and now it's made her self conscious, dressing extra girlie. Missy and her posse have created the fashion police, giving tickets to bad outfits. Meanwhile Cooke, with the help of Crony, set out to make the perfect outfit for both boys and girls.
27 :02x14 - Guide to: Secrets & School Car Wash
Writer: Cynthia True, Lazar Saric
Director: David Kendall
Guest star: Kyle Swann (Bully Loomer), Dave Florek (Mr. Chopsaw), Don Creech (Mr. Sweeney), Teo Olivares (Crony), Rachel Sibner (Lisa Zemo), Carlie Casey (Missy Meany), Rob Pinkston (Coconut Head), Christian Serratos (Suzie Crabgrass), Hamilton Mitchell (Mr. Crubbs), Alex Black (Seth Powers), Kim Sava (Ms. Dirga), Meshach Taylor (Mr. Wright), Gustavo Gomez (Mystery Boy), Vanessa Werkheiser (Candy Manderson), Marquise Brown (Chandra Taylor), Reccie Canon (Buzz)
Secrets: Ned and Cookie catch Loomer cheating on Suzie but are forced to keep it a secret. Meanwhile Moze has to keep a secret about Seth or else he could be kicked off the basketball team.
School Car Wash: It's the annual Polk Middle School Car Wash and its boys verses girls. Whichever team wins gets to decide what to do with the money that was earned. The boys want a hot tub and the girls want new sports uniforms.
26 :02x15 - Guide to: April Fools Day and Excuses
Writer: Lazar Saric, Scott Fellows
Director: Savage Steve Holland
Guest star: Kyle Swann (Bully Loomer), Logan Browning (Vanessa), Leigh Bush (Vanessa's Grandmother), Alex Black (Seth Powers), M. Darnell Suttles (Superintendant), Rob Pinkston (Coconut Head), Hamilton Mitchell (Mr. Crubbs), Don Creech (Mr. Sweeney), Rebekah Salgado (Lovelly Spokeslady), Landon Taylor (Stu)
April Fools Day: Mr. Crubbs is getting out of hand with pranking kids on April Fools Day so Ned and Cookie along with Gordy help to get him back. Meanwhile Moze tries to break up with Seth.
Excuses: A dog keeps eating Ned's homework and Mr. Sweeney won't believe him, so he sets up a trap to catch the dog. Meanwhile Moze keeps making up excuses and her latest one has her dressing up as Grandma Mosley. Vanessa keeps coming up with excuses to not hang out with Cookie and he doesn't believe her.
32 :02x16 - Guide to: Science Fair & Study Hall
Writer: Lazar Saric, Scott Fellows
Director: Joe Menendez
Guest star: Tylor Chase (Martin Qwerly), Fred Stoller (Mr. Lowe), Rachel Sibner (Lisa Zemo), Christian Serratos (Suzie Crabgrass), Leigh Bush (Vannessa's Grandmother), Logan Browning (Vanessa), Teo Olivares (Crony), Carlie Casey (Missy Meany), Kyle Swann (Bully Loomer), Don Creech (Mr. Sweeney), Landon Taylor (Stu), Kelii Miyata (Timmy Toot-Toot), Reccie Canon (Buzz)
Science Fair: After being told by Mr. Sweeney in front of the whole class that he won't come up with a good experiment for the science fair, Ned tries hard to come up with a great project and Moze helps. Meanwhile Cookie wants to impress Vanessa's grandmother so he invites her to the fair and gives his project to Ned.
Study Hall: Ned has to study for an English test next period but is having a hard time focusing because of all the distractions. Meanwhile Moze got a pinched nerve from Ned's Science Fair invention and now has to wear a traction device for twenty minutes, twice a day and it has everyone ignoring her. Vanessa has asked Cookie to meet her at the bathroom in twenty minutes but Cookie can't get the bathroom pass.
29 :02x17 - Guide to: Yearbook & Career Week
Writer: Gene Grillo
Director: Dan Coffie
Guest star: Hamilton Mitchell (Mr. Crubbs), Meshach Taylor (Mr. Wright), Don Creech (Mr. Sweeney), Ben Hogestyn (Jock Goldman), Tylor Chase (Martin Qwerly), Kyle Swann (Bully Loomer), Teo Olivares (Crony), Carlie Casey (Missy Meany), Lusia Strus (Dr. Xavier), Alex Black (Seth Powers), Steve Bannos (Mr. Combover), Christian Serratos (Suzie Crabgrass), Stephen Markarian (Albert Wormenheimer), Mary Warren (Architect), Landon Taylor (Stu), Reccie Canon (Buzz), Omar Garcia (Lucha Libre Wrestler), Gerry Katzman (Video Instructor), Lyn Moore (Deep Voiced Kid)
Ned hopes his smile is selected as the best so that he can have his picture next to Suzie's in the yearbook. Later, during career week, Vice Principal Crubbs tries to persuade an uninterested Ned to pursue a job in education, while Cookie dreams of becoming a sports agent, with Moze as his first superstar client.
30 :02x18 - Guide to: Music Class & Class Clown
Writer: Scott Fellows, Magda Liolis
Director: Joe Menendez
Guest star: Hamilton Mitchell (Mr. Crubbs), Alex Black (Seth Powers), Kyle Swann (Bully Loomer), Art Alexakis (Mr. Gibson), Lil JJ (Morris Adams), Jennifer Hyatt (Doris), Kendre Berry (Backpack Boy), Nathan Norman (Todd Rideg), Don Creech (Mr. Sweeney), Steve Bannos (Mr. Combover), Christian Serratos (Suzie Crabgrass), Rob Pinkston (Coconut Head), Teo Olivares (Crony), Reccie Canon (Buzz), J Boogie (MTV Host)
Music Class: Ned is bored with learning scales and wants to learn real music. Meanwhile Moze can't listen to classical music without falling asleep and Cookie must find an instrument to play or else he will fail his music class.
Class Clown: The class clown moved away and Polk is feeling gloomy ever since he left. Now its up to Ned to find a new class clown to make everyone happy again. Meanwhile Moze finds a replacement but he doesn't want to have the title of the class clown and Cookie tries to take over the job by inventing a sound effects box.
31 :02x18 - Guide to: Failing & Tutors
Writer: Rick Groel
Director: Chip Hurd
Guest star: Kelii Miyata (Timmy Toot-Toot), Hamilton Mitchell (Mr. Crubbs), Adam Cagley (Lance Widget), Loni Love (Lunch Lady), Kim Sava (Ms. Dirga), Serena Berman (Marva), Ben Hogestyn (Jock Goldman), Melissa Peterman (Mrs. Splitz), Don Creech (Mr. Sweeney), Christian Serratos (Suzie Crabgrass), Cameron Monaghan (Palmer Noid), Meshach Taylor (Mr. Wright), Cameron Lucas (Boy #2), Richard Van Horne (Toby), Ivan Hernandez (Boy #1)
Failing: After seeing the guidance counselor Ned learns that he needs to get better grades or repeat the 7th grade. Cookie found out that he has such good grades that he could skip 8th grade and go to high school so he is doing everything in his power not to go. Meanwhile Moze gets her first ever fail.
Tutors: Ned has to get a tutor for science to ace his final exam or he will go to summer school. Meanwhile Moze starts to tutor a 7th grader about math and it leads to a whole group of boys wanting to be tutored by her and Cookie is a paired up with Timmy Toot-Toot for a project.
33 :02x21 - Guide to: Double Dating & The Last Day
Writer: Scott Fellows, Lazar Saric
Director: Fred Savage
Guest star: Brooke Marie Bridges (Claire Sawyer), Kyle Swann (Bully Loomer), Logan Browning (Vanessa), Dave Florek (Mr. Chopsaw), Ben Hogestyn (Jock Goldman), Teo Olivares (Crony), Stephen Markarian (Albert Wormenheimer), Mary Bogue (Nurse Hunsucker), Rachel Sibner (Lisa Zemo), Hamilton Mitchell (Mr. Crubbs), Christian Serratos (Suzie Crabgrass), Reccie Canon (Buzz)
Double Dating: Ned asks Suzie to the "Around the World" dance by giving the excuse that Moze wanted to have a double date, now the only problem is, is Moze needs a date for the double date. Meanwhile Cookie accepts both Lisa and Vanessa's invitations to the dance.
The Last Day: It's the last day of school and Moze and Ned still feel weird about what happened the night before. Neither are willing to tell Suzie about it. Meanwhile one of Cookie's inventions went haywire and is going all over the school terrorizing the students.
34 :03x01 - Guide to: New Grade & Dodgeball
Writer: Scott Fellows
Director: Savage Steve Holland
Guest star: Kyle Swann (Bully Loomer)
New Grade: Ned and Moze decide to have new grade resolutions. Ned wants to be tougher, Moze wants to be nicer, and Cookie wants to get to know the new Lisa.
Dodgeball: It's raining at Polk and that means at P.E. everyone plays dodgeball. Ned is team captain and must get a team together to defeat Loomer and his group of friends. He wants Moze to be on the team but she swore off dodgeball after she broke cocoa nut head's nose and made his teeth fall out.
35 :03x02 - Guide to: Reading & Principals
Writer: Frank Berin, Lazar Saric
Director: Jonathan Judge
Guest star: Meshach Taylor (Mr. Wright), Kyle Swann (Bully Loomer), John Bliss (Principal Pal), Teo Olivares (Crony), Carlie Casey (Missy Meany), Fred Stoller (Mr. Lowe), Rachel Sibner (Lisa Zemo), Mo Collins (iTeacher), M. Darnell Suttles (Superintendant), Don Creech (Mr. Sweeney), Hamilton Mitchell (Mr. Crubbs), Alex Black (Seth Powers), Linda Sans (Yale), Ulysses Estrada (Paul), Joanne K. Lee (Dartmouth), Nicholette Dixon (New Girl), Joseph Ruzer (Mike), Reccie Canon (Buzz), Brittany Chavez (Lena), Alexandra Mason (Bridget), Marquise Brown (Chandra Taylor), April Gooding (Teacher)
Reading: Moze starts a girls-only book club and Cookie wants in so he can meet girls, and most importantly, hang out with Lisa. Moze won't let Cookie joins and stops at nothing to keep him away. Meanwhile Ned tries to avoid reading a book for English class which ends up leading him into big trouble with the other students.
Principals: Principal Pal is retiring and Mr. Crubbs has his eyes set on the new title. So he sabatoges everyone else who is being interviewed, chances of getting the job. So its up to Ned, Moze, and Cookie to either find a teacher at Polk who wants the job or get Principal Pal to reconsider retiring.
36 :03x03 - Guide to: Popularity & Stressin' Out
Writer: Scott Fellows, Lazar Saric
Director: David Kendall
Guest star: Tylor Chase (Martin Qwerly), Rachel Sibner (Lisa Zemo), Mo Collins (iTeacher), Don Creech (Mr. Sweeney), Stephen Markarian (Albert Wormenheimer), Meshach Taylor (Mr. Wright), Carlie Casey (Missy Meany), Alex Black (Seth Powers), Christian Serratos (Suzie Crabgrass), Rob Pinkston (Coconut Head), Michelle Kim (Evelyn Kwong), Ulysses Estrada (Paul), Joseph Ruzer (Mike), Bryan Sandlin (Goth Kid), Alexandra Mason (Bridget), Jeremy Johnson (Handsome Kid), Brittany Chavez (Lena), Davy DaSilva (The Waterboy)
Popularity: A popularity list is handed out to all the kids in school and no one knows who made it. Cookie tries to find out who made it so he can move himself up the list. Suzie is ranked #7 and Ned gets help from Missy to get Suzie to like him. Meanwhile Moze is ranked #8 and is trying to stop getting sucked into the popular kids group.
Stressin' Out: Moze has a lot on her plate and starts to stress out, things get worse when she sees she has a lot in common with I-Teacher. So to avoid being a teacher in a box she sets out to be "chill". Ned starts to freak out when he thinks Suzie is seeing someone else, and Cookie battles with Evelyn to be the smartest kid in school.
37 :03x04 - Guide to: Art Class & Lost and Found
Writer: Vince Cheung, Ben Montanio, Frank Berin
Director: Savage Steve Holland
Guest star: Richard Halpern (Reporter #1), Teo Olivares (Crony), Michelle Kim (Evelyn Kwong), Meshach Taylor (Mr. Wright), Alex Black (Seth Powers), Hamilton Mitchell (Mr. Crubbs), Carlie Casey (Missy Meany), Andrew Sibner (Ernie), Brooke Marie Bridges (Claire Sawyer), Ted Garcia (Anchorperson), Cameron Monaghan (Palmer Noid), Carmelo Anthony (Himself), Judi Barton (Rich Lady with Dog), Lusia Strus (Dr. Xavier), Nolan North (Simone Moma), Kyle Swann (Bully Loomer), Adrienne Zi (Reporter #2), Reccie Canon (Buzz)
Art Class: While in Art class Ned accidently paints an orange naked lady while he was trying to draw a fire truck. The art teacher is trying to sell the painting to raise the 20,000 dollars needed to keep the art class around. Moze starts to photograph people doing embarassing things, and Cookie uses sixth graders to make gifts for him.
Lost & Found: Moze tries to look in the Lost and Found for her puppy bear doll, Cookies searches for his missing mp3 player with an embarassing song on it, and Ned tries to take signed sneakers out of the Lost and Found. Moze tries to stop Ned taking the sneakers before three o'clock.
38 :03x05 - Guide to: Halloween & Vampires, Ghosts, Werewolves, and Zombies
Writer: Scott Fellows, Lazar Saric
Director: Savage Steve Holland
Guest star: John Bliss (Principal Pal), Rob Pinkston (Coconut Head), Tylor Chase (Martin Qwerly), Christian Serratos (Suzie Crabgrass), Teo Olivares (Crony), Don Creech (Mr. Sweeney), Kyle Swann (Bully Loomer), Hamilton Mitchell (Mr. Crubbs), Rachel Sibner (Lisa Zemo), Akop Aktsiohlu (Boo Mask Kid), Reccie Canon (Buzz)
Halloween: Ned, Moze, and Cookie are put in charge of setting up this year's Halloween party. Cookie, still upset he can't trick or treat anymore, comes up with a Haunted Hallway that ends up having dire effects. Principal Pal tries it out and dies from the special effects. With the help of Gordy and Mr. Crubbs; Ned, Moze, and Cookie must hide it from everyone that he died.
Vampires, Werewolves, Ghosts and Zombies: Ned has to take Mr. Sweeney's B.A..T.s at the end of the day but is having trouble turning into a bat. Cookie is trying to hide from Loomer while trying to turn himself into a werewolf. Moze is trying to get a ghost friend so she tries many failed attempts to kill Suzie. Meanwhile Gordy tries to catch the vampire weasel.
39 :03x06 - Guide to: Social Studies & Embarrassment
Writer: Scott Fellows, Frank Berin
Director: Joe Menendez
Guest star: Kim Sava (Ms. Dirga), Kyle Swann (Bully Loomer), John Bliss (Principal Pal), Alex Black (Seth Powers), Ellen Albertini Dow (Mrs. Knapp), Michelle Kim (Evelyn Kwong), Christian Serratos (Suzie Crabgrass), Vinicius Machado (Faymen Phorchin), Rachel Sibner (Lisa Zemo), Don Creech (Mr. Sweeney), Rob Pinkston (Coconut Head), Meshach Taylor (Mr. Wright), Kelii Miyata (Timmy Toot-Toot), Teo Olivares (Crony), Dave Allen (Abe Lincoln), Carlie Casey (Missy Meany), Reccie Canon (Buzz), Cameron Scher (Tyke)
Social Studies: Ned, Moze, and Cookie's social studies class is having a group project where whoever wins will get to go for a weekend to the state capital. Moze pairs up with Ned but feels left out now that he is going out with Suzie. Meanwhile Cookie sabotages his and Evelyn's project so Ned and Moze can win only to realize that Seth and Lisa will go for the weekend if they win. Mr. Wright tries to make retired principal Pal notice that he needs to move into the principal office.
Embarrassment: Ned has a string of embarrassing moments after farting in class and its making Suzie avoid him. Moze is having trouble talking to a new guy she is crushing on, Fayman, which is living her with many injuries. Meanwhile Cookie is getting pants-ed and gets Gordy to help solve his problem.
40 :03x07 - Guide to: The Bus & Bad Hair Days
Writer: Rick Groel, Cynthia True
Director: Savage Steve Holland
Guest star: Alex Black (Seth Powers), Hamilton Mitchell (Mr. Crubbs), Lusia Strus (Dr. Xavier), Mary Bogue (Nurse Hunsucker), Vinicius Machado (Faymen Phorchin), Christian Serratos (Suzie Crabgrass), Kyle Swann (Bully Loomer), Stephen Markarian (Albert Wormenheimer), Linda Cevallos (Ms. Enstile), Teo Olivares (Crony), Rob Pinkston (Coconut Head), Dave Allen (Mr. Kwest), Tylor Chase (Martin Qwerly), Rachel Sibner (Lisa Zemo), Carlie Casey (Missy Meany), Steve Bannos (Mr. Combover), Reccie Canon (Buzz), Tom Vincent (Big Jock), Cameron Scher (Kid)
The Bus: Ned and Moze are trying to get to school on the bus but because Mr. Kwest's girlfriend broke up with him, he is distracted from driving. Moze is trying to sit with Fayman but with unsuccessful results, and Cookie tries to make it on time to school without being late. Meanwhile Ned must get to school before Suzie does so he can throw away an embarrassing love note he wrote her.
Bad Hair Days: Ned's mom gave him twenty dollars to get a haircut but instead of spending the money, he wants to ditch school at 11am to go over to the high school and get a free haircut. He plans on using the money to take Suzie to the movies after school. Fayman tells Moze he doesnt like her hair so she gets Missy to help change her hair style. Cookie tries to impress Lisa with his new facial hair.
41 :03x08 - Guide to: Dismissal & The School Play
Writer: Scott Fellows, Eddie Guzelian
Director: Joe Menendez
Guest star: Steve Bannos (Mr. Combover), Christian Serratos (Suzie Crabgrass), Michelle Kim (Evelyn Kwong), Kendre Berry (Backpack Boy), Tylor Chase (Martin Qwerly), Teo Olivares (Crony), Rob Pinkston (Coconut Head), Dave Allen (Mr. Kwest), Carlie Casey (Missy Meany), Corbin Bleu (Spencer), Kyle Swann (Bully Loomer), Landon Taylor (Stu), Reccie Canon (Buzz), Marvin Giovanni (Student #1)
Dismissal: Suzie moves into Ned's locker and he is freaking out about it, Moze needs to use the bathroom but has to stand in a long line, and Cookie accidentally kisses Evelyn.
School Plays: Ned tries to stop the kiss between Spencer and Suzie from happening in the play, Cookie tries to get rid of Spencer so he can be Romeo, and Moze tries to stop Ned and Cookie from ruining the play.
42 :03x09 - Guide to: Revenge & School Records
Writer: Lazar Saric, Rick Groel
Director: David Kendall
Guest star: Corbin Bleu (Spencer), Christian Serratos (Suzie Crabgrass), Lusia Strus (Dr. Xavier), Teo Olivares (Crony), Kyle Swann (Bully Loomer), Michelle Kim (Evelyn Kwong), Lisa Lewolt (Sheila), Kendre Berry (Backpack Boy), Rob Pinkston (Coconut Head), Brooke Marie Bridges (Claire Sawyer), Carlie Casey (Missy Meany), Adam Cagley (Lance Widget), Rachel Sibner (Lisa Zemo), Don Creech (Mr. Sweeney), Kim Sava (Ms. Dirga), Hamilton Mitchell (Mr. Crubbs), Tylor Chase (Martin Qwerly), Landon Taylor (Stu), Mike Nelson (Wrestler), Reccie Canon (Buzz), Joseph Ruzer (Mike), Andrew Sibner (Tripper), Beverly Piper (Mrs. Boldie)
Revenge: Ned is tired of Loomer pulling pranks on him so he gets him back and ends up creating his alter ego, The Revenger. A new student is on the vollyball team who is acting strange and Moze doesn't trust her. Meanwhile Cookie tries to get revenge on Evelyn for making him get a fail on a math test.
School Records: Ned didn't realize how big his school record is, so now he is trying to get it slimmed down by doing good deeds. Moze is trying to win the most school records record, and Cookie is trying to get back his perfect attendence record back after a missunderstanding that happened in homeroom marked him absent.
43 :03x10 - Guide to: Volunteering & The Library
Writer: Frank Berin, Lazar Saric
Director: Savage Steve Holland
Guest star: Rachel Sibner (Lisa Zemo), Teo Olivares (Crony), Michelle Kim (Evelyn Kwong), Dave Allen (Abe Lincoln), Connie Sawyer (June), Tim Starks (Hector. The Orderly), John Bliss (Principal Pal), Meshach Taylor (Mr. Wright), Molly Hyde (Mary-Bell Lewis), Rob Pinkston (Coconut Head), Alex Black (Seth Powers), Judy Tenuta (Mrs. Holler), Kyle Swann (Bully Loomer), Reccie Canon (Buzz)
Volunteering: Ned, Moze, and Cookie were caught not actually volunteering so now they must get ten hours of volunteering done in two days. Cookie is out in charge with Evelyn to sell things at the student store, only to end up creating another student store to compete with Evelyn. Moze is put in charge of cleaning up the back entrance with Loomer, Crony, and Buzz, only the guys don't want to work. Meanwhile Ned has to volunteer his time at a nursing home, he livens things up by taking the old lady out and bringing her to Polk.
The Library: Ned and Cookie try to check out books from the library but find out that they haven't returned a few books they checked out previously. Ned and Cookie know they turned them in and with the help of others they try to get the books back from Loomer. Meanwhile Moze wants to check out a certain book but can't because someone else already has and they won't give the book up. So Moze becomes the girls best friend in order to get the book.
44 :03x11 - Guide to: Hallways & Friends Moving
Writer: Adam Beechen, Scott Fellows
Director: Dan Coffie
Guest star: Don Creech (Mr. Sweeney), Hamilton Mitchell (Mr. Crubbs), Kyle Swann (Bully Loomer), Christian Serratos (Suzie Crabgrass), Lusia Strus (Dr. Xavier), Alex Black (Seth Powers), Rachel Sibner (Lisa Zemo), Vinicius Machado (Faymen Phorchin), Michelle Kim (Evelyn Kwong), Teo Olivares (Crony), Tylor Chase (Martin Qwerly), Richard Cansino (Mr. Phorchin), Rob Pinkston (Coconut Head), Tiffanie White (Fayman Fan #4), Joseph Ruzer (Mike), Reccie Canon (Buzz), Michelle Pare (Fayman Fan #3), Vera Taylor (Mrs. Phorchin), Maryin Giovanni (Fayman Fan #2), Garret Yoshimura (Fayman Fan #1)
Hallways: Mr. Sweeney gives the job of hall monitor to Ned on Wednesdays and after letting a few people get by with no punishment, things get out of hand. With constructions going around the school, people have to find new ways to get around so Cookie comes up with a traffic report that tells people where to go. Meanwhile Moze tries to find time to meet up with Fayman before class starts but can't find the time.
Friends Moving: After Evelyn tries giving Cookie friendship rings, he tells her he is moving to Hawaii. Word gets around he is moving and people start showering him with gifts and going away parties, and Lisa spends the whole day with him. Ned helps Moze keep Fayman from moving away. Suzie is trying to tell Ned something but she backs out everytime she sees him.
45 :03x12 - Guide to: Boys & Girls
Writer: Rick Groel, Frank Berin
Director: Chip Hurd
Guest star: Kyle Swann (Bully Loomer), Michelle Kim (Evelyn Kwong), Steve Bannos (Mr. Combover), Rob Pinkston (Coconut Head), Teo Olivares (Crony), Ivy Cheyenne Malone (Garden Girl #2), Wyndoline Landry (Garden Girl #1), Tylor Chase (Martin Qwerly), Rachel Sibner (Lisa Zemo), Don Creech (Mr. Sweeney), Joseph Ruzer (Mike), Veronica Sixtos (Girl #3), Helen Oda (Girl #1/Ann), Amy Teergarden (Girl #2), Reccie Canon (Buzz), Jessica D. Stone (Garden Girl #3)
Boys: Ned stops writing the guide after Suzie moves away, so Cookie tries to cheer him up.
Girls: Ned looks for a new girlfriend with Moze's help, while Cookie goes undercover dressed as girl.
46 :03x13 - Guide to: Cell Phones & Woodshop
Writer: Scott Fellows, Rick Groel
Director: David Kendall
Guest star: Tylor Chase (Martin Qwerly), Fred Stoller (Mr. Lowe), Hamilton Mitchell (Mr. Crubbs), Dave Florek (Mr. Chopsaw), Vinicius Machado (Faymen Phorchin), Don Creech (Mr. Sweeney), Christian Serratos (Suzie Crabgrass), Brian Patrick Mulligan (Mr. Baumgarten), Reccie Canon (Buzz)
Cell Phones: Ned and Suzie figure out a calling schedule for when they're at school but things go bad when Ned keeps accidently hanging up on Suzie. Moze gets a new phone and she doesn't know how to use it. Meanwhile Cookie tries to win a car from a local radio station.
Woodshop: Ned blows up the art classroom so he and Cookie have to switch into woodshop with Moze. Ned overhears Moze having a conversation with Mr. Chopsaw and he thinks that she likes him. Meanwhile Cookie uses a saw that Mr. Chopsaw told him not to use and now its on the run.
47 :03x14 - Guide to: Getting Organized & Extra Credit
Writer: Scott Fellows, Eddie Guzelian
Director: Dan Coffie
Guest star: Adria Dawn (Memory), Aaron Brumfield (Motor), Bob Sattler (Vendor), Hamilton Mitchell (Mr. Crubbs), Josh Server (Speedy Delivery Guy), John Bliss (Principal Pal), Don Creech (Mr. Sweeney), Brooke Marie Bridges (Claire Sawyer), Adam Cagley (Lance Widget), Michelle Kim (Evelyn Kwong), Mo Collins (iTeacher), Rich Ceraulo (Speech), Mark Fite (Emotion), Stephen Markarian (Albert Wormenheimer), Lusia Strus (Dr. Xavier)
Getting Organized: Ned's backpack and locker are a mess and he can't get anything done. So Mr. Sweeney finds people who can help Ned become more organized. Meanwhile Mr. Crubbs took away Moze and Cookie's favorite snack from the vending machine so they try to organize a way for the students to get it back.
Extra Credit: Ned told his mom that he wouldn't get any Cs on his next report card so now he has to do extra credit for four of his classes. Meanwhile Moze goes overboard with her extra credit volcano assignment and Cookie gets a credit card.
48 :03x15 - Guide to: Fundraising & Competition
Writer: Rick Groel, Lazar Saric
Director: Fred Savage
Guest star: John Bliss (Principal Pal), Hamilton Mitchell (Mr. Crubbs), Fred Stoller (Mr. Lowe), Rachel Sibner (Lisa Zemo), Don Creech (Mr. Sweeney), Carlie Casey (Missy Meany), Teo Olivares (Crony), Rob Pinkston (Coconut Head), Phillip Attmore (Salsa Cookie Double), Christian Serratos (Suzie Crabgrass), Alex Black (Seth Powers), Lusia Strus (Dr. Xavier), Adam Cagley (Lance Widget), Kyle Swann (Bully Loomer), Michelle Kim (Evelyn Kwong), Mo Collins (iTeacher), Kim Sava (Ms. Dirga), Kevin Buitrago (Kid), Kaitlin Wright (Female Salsa Dancer #1), Alison Faulk (Female Salsa Dancer #2), Gustavo Vargas (Male Salsa Dancer #2), Ryan Taylor Hanson (Male Salsa Dancer #1), Emily Alabi (Female Salsa Dancer #3), Joseph Ruzer (Mike), Neva J. Howell (Alien Abduction Woman), Willie Watana (Male Salsa Dancer #3), Reccie Canon (Buzz)
Fundraising: Cookie and Ned attempt to raise money with a school fund-raiser, but their debt keeps growing
Competition: Ned enters a social-studies competition, while Moze worries she's lost her competitive edge.
49 :03x16 - Guide to:Making New Friends & Positives & Negatives
Writer: Rick Groel
Director: Marcus Wagner, Savage Steve Holland
Guest star: Lusia Strus (Dr. Xavier), Don Creech (Mr. Sweeney), Rob Pinkston (Coconut Head), Olivia York (Sarah Gothman), Tylor Chase (Martin Qwerly), Carlie Casey (Missy Meany), Ronald Patrick (Marc Downer), Fabio (Himself), Kyle Swann (Bully Loomer), Vinicius Machado (Faymen Phorchin), Alex Black (Seth Powers), Teo Olivares (Crony), Christina Fallot (Sylvia Gumpopper), Reccie Canon (Buzz)
Making New Friends: Ned tries to make friends with Fayman, Cookie becomes friends with the Weasel, and Moze wants a friend to shop with.
Positives & Negatives Ned tries to make the most negative kid in school positive, Cookie keeps getting shocked by Loomer, and Moze kisses Fayman for the first time only to realize it lacks a spark.
50 :03x17 - Guide to: Money & Parties
Writer: Eddie Guzelian, Rick Groel
Director: Marcus Wagner, Savage Steve Holland
Guest star: Karen McDaniel (Mrs. Sweet), Alex Black (Seth Powers), Teo Olivares (Crony), Vinicius Machado (Faymen Phorchin), Rob Pinkston (Coconut Head), Ronald Patrick (Marc Downer), Tylor Chase (Martin Qwerly), Olivia York (Sarah Gothman), Matthew Lesko (Matt Lesko), Don Creech (Mr. Sweeney), Lusia Strus (Dr. Xavier), Rachel Sibner (Lisa Zemo), Christian Serratos (Suzie Crabgrass), Carlie Casey (Missy Meany), Kyle Swann (Bully Loomer), Cindy Escandon (Pretty Girl #2), Reccie Canon (Buzz), Marla Casey (Stunt Performer), Vanessa Werkheiser (Pretty Girl #3), Jennifer Jean Snyder (Lovely Assistant), Christina Fallot (Sylvia Gumpopper), Tiffanie White (Pretty Girl #1)
Money: Ned, Moze, and Cookie are trying to raise fifty dollars each to go to a concert at the end of the week. They create a business called Ned, Moze, and Cookie INC. Everything goes well until Ned and Cookie bail on Moze with the work. Cookie doesn't want to work so he tries a variety of different live acts while Ned goes to Missy for a loan.
Parties: Ned, Moze, and Cookie all go to a party at Seth's where Ned has to be Missy's date. Ned tries to avoid her the whole night in order to be with Suzie while Moze tries to kiss Ned with a rigged spin the bottle game so she can campare his kiss with Fayman's. Meanwhile Cookie is banned from going to Seth's party due to an incident that happened at the last party so he goes in a girl disguise.
51 :03x18 - Guide to: Spring Fever & School Newspaper
Writer: Ron Holsey, Lazar Saric
Director: David Kendall
Guest star: Kim Sava (Ms. Dirga), Alex Black (Seth Powers), Loni Love (Lunch Lady), Teo Olivares (Crony), Michelle Kim (Evelyn Kwong), Rob Pinkston (Coconut Head), Rachel Sibner (Lisa Zemo), Stephen Markarian (Albert Wormenheimer), Dave Florek (Mr. Chopsaw), Kyle Swann (Bully Loomer), Alan Thicke (Hal E. Burton), Hamilton Mitchell (Mr. Crubbs), Tylor Chase (Martin Qwerly), Don Creech (Mr. Sweeney), Carlie Casey (Missy Meany), Vinicius Machado (Faymen Phorchin), Daran Norris (Gordy), Madden Page (Contractor), Reccie Canon (Buzz), Adam Conway (Mr. Adam), Marvin Giovanni (Lisa Posse #1)
Spring Fever: The weather is finally nice outside and everyone has spring fever. Ned is trying to find ways to get outside while also trying to avoid Missy who is trying to kiss him. Meanwhile Cookie finally gets to spend the day with Lisa but is horrified to see that she has gone back to her old days of a snotty nose and bad clothing. Moze is confused to whether she likes Ned or Fayman.
School Newspaper: Mr. Monroe is back from his year with the penguins and his first task is to start up the school newspaper. No one volunteers so Moze and Cookie convince Ned to do it. Feeling cheated that he got tricked into doing it, Ned gets the others to join too. Now its up to Ned and Moze to solve where 20,000 dollars of the school budget is really going, only they risk being expelled by Mr. Burton, the school coordinator. Meanwhile Cookie starts to write horoscopes for the school newspaper.
52 :03x19 - Guide to: Health & Jealousy
Writer: Eddie Guzelian, Rick Groel
Director: Lazar Saric
Guest star: Michelle Kim (Evelyn Kwong), Vinicius Machado (Faymen Phorchin), Carlie Casey (Missy Meany), Rachel Sibner (Lisa Zemo), Daran Norris (Gordy), Kyle Swann (Bully Loomer), Rob Pinkston (Coconut Head), Alex Black (Seth Powers), Don Creech (Mr. Sweeney), Alyssa Hernandez (Cute Girl)
Health: Mr. Monroe is teaching in health class how the bodies are changing. Ned develops an embarrassing itch and doesn't know how to control it, Cookie is going through mood swings, and Moze tries to get rid of Larry the health dummy used to demonstrate the Heimlich and CPR.
Jealousy: Missy has been scaring all the girls around school to stay away from Ned and its driving him crazy. So he has Moze pretend to be his girlfriend to make Missy back off. Meanwhile Cookie pretends to have a girlfriend to make Lisa jealous, only his plan backfires when he says she can meet his girlfriend at lunch.
53 :03x20 - Guide to: Tests & When You Like Someone Who is Going Out with Someone Else
Writer: Lazar Saric, Scott Fellows
Director: Gary Stella
Guest star: Alex Black (Seth Powers), Adam Cagley (Lance Widget), Mary Bogue (Nurse Hunsucker), Christian Serratos (Suzie Crabgrass), Tylor Chase (Martin Qwerly), Vinicius Machado (Faymen Phorchin), Rachel Sibner (Lisa Zemo), Stephen Markarian (Albert Wormenheimer), Michelle Kim (Evelyn Kwong), Mo Collins (iTeacher), Hamilton Mitchell (Mr. Crubbs), Rob Pinkston (Coconut Head), Don Creech (Mr. Sweeney), John Bliss (Pal), Marvin Giovanni (Marvin)
Tests: Ned has three important tests on one day so he transforms himself into a geek so he can pass. Meanwhile Moze is giving Ned and Fayman a boyfriend test (without them knowing) to decide who she should be with. Cookie gives Evelyn his own compatibility test to prove to her that they have nothing in common.
When You Like Someone Who is Going Out with Someone Else: Ned realizes he likes Moze, Cookie tries to get rid of all the people that hang out with Lisa so he can go out with her, and Moze has to decide whether Fayman should stay at Polk or go back to Brazil. Meanwhile an unexpected guest shows up at James K. Polk.
Guide to: Field Trips, Permission Slips, Signs, and Weasels
Writer: Lazar Saric, Scott Fellows
Director: Savage Steve Holland
Guest star: Christian Serratos (Suzie Crabgrass), Teo Olivares (Crony), Rob Pinkston (Coconut Head), Kyle Swann (Bully Loomer), John Bliss (Pal), Carlie Casey (Missy Meany), Willie Gault (Sportscaster #2), Michelle Kim (Evelyn Kwong), Meshach Taylor (Mr. Wright), Hamilton Mitchell (Mr. Crubbs), Steve Bannos (Mr. Combover), Alex Black (Seth Powers), Peter Lavin (Boss Thief), Fred Stoller (Mr. Lowe), Dave Florek (Mr. Chopsaw), Don Creech (Mr. Sweeney), Kim Sava (Ms. Dirga), Rachel Sibner (Lisa Zemo), Loni Love (Lunch Lady), Tylor Chase (Martin Qwerly), Charles Napier (Seargent Guard), Van Earl Wright (Sportscaster #1), Nathaniel Curtis Lee (Guard #3), Reccie Canon (Buzz), Ernie Sloman (Psycho), Joseph Ruzer (Mike), Kelli Dawn Hancock (Female Guard), Wesley John (Samurai), Rome Kanda (Samurai), Big Leroy Mobley (Thief #2), Rob Steiner (Handwriting Expert), Charles Shen (Thief #1), Victor Tang (Samurai), Takuji Kuramoto (Samurai), Akira Kaneda (Samurai)
When Ned busts out of school with his pals on a field trip, he winds up chasing love, dodging a vice principal and thwarting a band of art thieves through botanical gardens. Ned can't wait to woo his dream girl. But is she Moze or Suzie?! Romance blooms at last among the roses - the movie's sealed with a kiss -- but not before Ned wrestles with a bunch of thorny dilemmas and literally finds himself up a tree.