John: Never had a coronary over a woman before.
Omar: Sometimes a coronary is just a coronary. Face it, you’ve been eating omelets now for nigh on four hundred years.
John: I have the arteries of a 35 year old.
Omar: You keep telling yourself that.
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John: History. Fascinating.
Eva: Right.
John: I taught history. At Columbia, ages go. It was still Kings College.
Eva: Of course you did.
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Detective Santori: Amsterdam, you a vet?
John: Army, three times. Marines, Navy, Coast Guard. Not the Air Force. Don't like heights.
Detective Santori: What, no Border Patrol?
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John: Favorite part of the job. "Sorry for your loss: got an alibi?"
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Sara: Have... have we met?
John: I have one of those faces.
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Eva: What was that about?
John: What?
Eva: She couldn't stop staring at you, you were flirting with her.
John: I wasn't.
Eva: Shamelessly. And when you walked up, her reaction...
John: I get that a lot, it's uh...
Eva: I know. It's your face.
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John: PTSD, ever had it?
Eva: Never. You?
John: Off and on for the last 300 years.
Eva: Seriously.
John: Okay, 350.
Eva: Whatever.
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John: The myth of fingerprints.
Eva: You don't believe in fingerprints?
John: No two people in the world have the same fingerprints? It's an untested, untestable hypothesis. You'd have to fingerprint everyone in the world to prove it.
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John: Is this what they mean by the City That Never Sleeps?
Omar: Which is why it looks like hell in the morning.
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Omar: Oh what a tangled web we weave.
John: Spare me, I hate getting parental advice from my children. (about the band) Do they take requests?
Omar: When they're written on a $20 bill.
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John: Usually I can tell when someone’s lying to me.
Omar: Must be losing your touch.
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Dr. Macvittie: I can’t abandon my patients. Some of them have been with me for years.
Eva: Shouldn’t they be getting better by now?
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Eva: I wish we had a warrant.
John: There’s an old one in the glove compartment if it makes you feel better.
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Eva: You are a freak of nature.
John: So I’ve been told.
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