Callie Burnett: Eva and I, we understand each other. She just doesn't know it yet.
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Callie Burnett: You know, Amsterdam, you and I should spend some time. Because I like to show a human face, and not a bad one, I might add, before I show another one.
John: I've been through a million bosses, they all died happy.
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Eva: What about your parents?
John: I'm an orphan.
Eva: That explains a lot.
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Callie Burnett: I got a call from Organized Crime, they want in on the Chinatown investigation.
John: Why?
Callie Burnett: Because they like General Tso's Chicken. What do you care? Give them the case, there's plenty more where that came from.
John: They can't have it.
Callie Burnett: You don't even have an ID on the vic.
John: We're close.
Callie Burnett: Yeah, so is Jupiter if you're on Mars.
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Mank: (examining a corpse) Is it me, or are John Does the fastest growing segment of the population?
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Mank: Oh, I got a joke for you. A dyslexic walks into a bra. A bra. See, he's dyslexic, things criss-cross... forget it.
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Feng: How long you work undercover?
Eva: Don't ask him.
John: Did a 10-year stint in the CIA.
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Callie Burnett: This is Special Agent Lawson, FBI.
John: I could tell by the shoes.
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Omar: Hey, you're 400. What you in training for?
John: It's a release.
Omar: Of course, now that you and Sara have done the deed, maybe you are mortal. In which case, you better be careful.
John: Well if she's the one, then where the hell is she? The shaman didn't say much about voice mail.
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Omar: (to John) If I took responsibility for everything you did, I'd never get out of bed in the morning.
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John: (calling) Hi, Sara, I'm on a new cell phone plan. Unlimited rejection.
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John: Now, we'll get whoever did it. But I need you to let us do our job.
Nicolas Spoor: One week.
John: I don't make deals.
Nicolas Spoor: It's not a deal. It's a promise.
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Eva: You ever wonder why so many New York tenements are six stories high?
John: Water flowing from the upstate reservoirs will go that high unassisted. Otherwise, you'd need a water tower or a separate pump.
Eva: You really annoy me sometimes.
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John: Can I talk to you?
Sara: You're a detective. Someone doesn't return your calls, it's a clue.
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John: I like it, the darkness. In the old days, before Edison...
Eva: You used fire. I know.
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Callie Burnett: Partners. It's like marriage without the make-up sex.
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Agent Lawson: One step over the line, I'm gonna have your badge
John: Maybe you'd like to come over here and take it off of me.
Callie Burnett: Oh, boy, the measuring contest. We love it when you do that.
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Eva: You're familiar with "malfeasance," Terry? Say a murder was committed and you had proof that to who was involved, but you withhold it. Any idea what you'd be looking at?
Terry: So she's the bad cop?
Eddie Marquez: She'll kick your ass out of your mouth.
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Derek Lawson: Why are you talking to my superiors?
Callie Burnett: Ah, I woke up feeling that today was a good day to violate the chain of command. Or did they call me? Well, whichever.
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Sara: Just answer me the following questions... are you currently married?
John: No.
Sara: Gay? No, I take that back. Witness Protection?
John: No.
Sara: Terminal?
John: Not sure.
Sara: Do you want to spend some time together.
John: Yes. Very much.
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