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Season 3

50 :03x01 - All In

Picking up immediately after the events of the Season Two finale, Nick and Jess decide to go "all in" on their romantic relationship - which leads them to run away to a Mexican beach town. But when Nick runs into trouble with the authorities, it's Schmidt and Winston to the rescue, which may land Nick into even deeper trouble. Meanwhile, Schmidt makes a decision regarding Cece and Elizabeth, and Winston becomes obsessed with completing a puzzle

Source: FOX
Guest Stars: Merritt Wever as Elizabeth | Hemky Madera as Security Guard

51 :03x02 - Nerd

When Jess desperately tries to fit in with a clique of "mean girl" teachers at her new school, she turns to Nick for advice on how to deal with them. Meanwhile, an office party is anything but fun for Schmidt, and Winston plots revenge while cat-sitting for Daisy, whom he suspects is cheating on him

Source: FOX
Guest Stars: Mark Proksch as Dan | Emily Ratajkowski as Kiki | Curtis Armstrong as Dr. Foster | Brenda Song as Daisy | Eva Amurri as Beth | Angela Kinsey as Rose | Dreama Walker as Molly | Merritt Wever as Elizabeth
Songs: Paula Cole -- I Don't Want to Wait

52 :03x03 - Double Date

Thinking Schmidt has chosen to be with Cece, Jess and Nick invite him to go on a double date with them. Nick is caught between loyalty to his friend and loyalty to his girlfriend when he finds out a shocking secret. Meanwhile, Winston promises to get the foursome a table at an ultra-exclusive restaurant that doesn't take reservations

Source: FOX
Guest Stars: Tyler Langdon as Tourist | Merritt Wever as Elizabeth

53 :03x04 - The Captain

A vengeful Schmidt targets Jess and Nick's relatively happy relationship. Meanwhile, when Winston learns that Furguson the cat must be neutered, he is determined to give this feline one last night of carnal glory

Source: FOX
Guest Stars: Riki Lindhome as Kylie
Songs: Daft Punk -- Get Lucky

54 :03x05 - The Box

When Nick inherits some money from his late father, Jess is determined to put the funds to good use and secretly tackle Nick's box of unwanted responsibilities - aka bills. Meanwhile, Schmidt tries to find meaning in life and asks for guidance from Rabbi Feiglin

Source: FOX
Guest Stars: Jillian Armenante as Eileen | Kimrie Lewis as Keysha | Derek Waters as Mike the Messenger | James Wellington as Gordon | Steve Agee as Outside Dave | Jon Lovitz as Rabbi Feiglin

55 :03x06 - Keaton

In an effort to reconnect with Cece, Jess throws a Halloween party at the loft. In an effort to change Schmidt's sullen behavior, the loftmates resort to "catfishing" him by pretending to be his childhood idol - actor Michael Keaton. Then, Schmidt makes a decision that could change the loft forever

Source: FOX
Guest Stars: Ethan Munck as Kid Ghost | Emerson Min as Trick-Or-Treater | Barbara Kerford as Mrs. Schmidt | Martin Quinn as Guy | Samuel Gilbert as Young Schmidt | Rebecca Reid as Nadia

56 :03x07 - Coach

A newly single Coach returns to the loft, and wants to pick up exactly where he left off when he moved out. Meanwhile Jess and Cece have a girls' night out, during which they meet a handsome stranger

Source: FOX
Guest Stars: Taye Diggs as Artie | Damon Wayans, Jr. as Coach
Songs: Poison -- Nothin' but a Good Time

57 :03x08 - Menus

An overabundance of Chinese food take-out menus left at the loft's front door is the catalyst for an interconnected series of adventures for Jess and the guys

Source: FOX
Guest Stars: Damon Wayans, Jr. as Coach | Steve Agee as Outside Dave | Curtis Armstrong as Principal Foster | Justin Chon as Brian |
Co-Guest Stars: Jayda Brown as Crystal | Jeff Lam as Menu Guy

58 :03x09 - Longest Night Ever

Jess is tasked with keeping a frantic Schmidt occupied inside the loft, as Coach and Cece go out on a first date. Meanwhile, Nick and Winston meet a frisky bus driver as they search for a missing Furguson

Source: FOX
Guest Stars: Damon Wayans, Jr. as Coach | Jessica Chaffin as Bertie |
Co-Guest Stars: Carlie Casey as Kate | Joel Jacob Gelman as Officer Bill (as Joel J. Gelman)
Writer: Ryan Koh
Songs: Neil Diamond -- Cracklin' Rosie

59 :03x10 - Thanksgiving III

The gang's survival skills are tested when Nick and Jess take them camping for Thanksgiving. Coach and Schmidt battle it out over who is the best woodsman, while Cece and Winston bond over their mutual distaste for the outdoors

Source: FOX
Special Guest Stars: Damon Wayans, Jr. as Coach
Director: Max Winkler
Writer: Josh Malmuth

60 :03x11 - Clavado En Un Bar

Jess has twenty minutes to decide if she should give-up teaching and take a new job, prompting the gang to recall how they all landed in their current professions

Source: FOX
Special Guest Stars: Damon Wayans, Jr. as Coach |
Guest Stars: Bart McCarthy as Kevin-97 | Brian Posehn as Biology Teacher | Curtis Armstrong as Dr. Foster | Jaidan Jiron as Young Cece |
Co-Guest Stars: Erica Rhodes as Wendy | Jeff Gum as Slick Guy | Christopher Griffin (3) as Donald | Jay Harik as Latvian Coach | Wyatt Griswold as Clifton | Hannah Eisenmann as Young Jess | Anthony Soike as Law School Guy | Alek Friedman as Latvian Doctor | Paul Terrell Clayton as Professor (as Terrell Clayton) | Tom Fitzpatrick as Old Man McCue
Director: Eric Appel
Songs: Maná -- Clavado en un Bar, Coolio -- Gangsta's Paradise, The Fray -- How to Save a Life

61 :03x12 - Basketsball

Jess does a full-court press to solidify her friendship with Coach. But Nick goes on defense when they bond over his rival basketball team. Meanwhile, Schmidt is assigned to mentor a much older new hire at work and Winston discovers a new career path

Source: FOX
Special Guest Stars: Damon Wayans, Jr. as Coach |
Guest Stars: Gillian Vigman as Kim | Bob Gunton as Ed
Director: Lorene Scafaria

62 :03x13 - Birthday

Nick struggles to throw Jess the perfect birthday party, while Schmidt works overtime to help out Cece in her new job as bartender and Winston and Coach engage in a bake-off

Source: FOX
Special Guest Stars: Damon Wayans, Jr. as Coach |
Guest Stars: Ralph Ahn as Tran | June Diane Raphael as Sadie | Josh Gad as Bearclaw | Steve Agee as Outside Dave | Curtis Armstrong as Principal Foster | Jessica Chaffin as Bertie | Jamie Lee Curtis as Joan | Rob Reiner as Bob | Ben Falcone as Mike | Angela Kinsey as Rose |
Co-Guest Stars: Evan Charest as Theater Owner | Cheyenne Nguyen as Jenny | Tom Lommel as Patron
Director: Richie Keen

63 :03x14 - Prince

Jess is ready to paint the town purple when a chance encounter finds her and Cece invited to a once-in-a-lifetime mansion party thrown by music legend Prince, guest-starring as himself. Not wanting to miss out on the fun, Nick, Schmidt, Winston and Coach are determined to crash the festivities, building toward an unforgettable ending

Source: FOX
Special Guest Stars: Prince as Himself |
Guest Stars: Lais Ribeiro as Herself | Ana Beatriz Barros as Herself | Alessandra Ambrosio as Herself | Clayton Kershaw as Himself | Damon Wayans, Jr. as Coach |
Co-Guest Stars: Damaris Lewis as Dancer | Donna Grantis as Band Member #3 | Ida Nielsen as Band Member #2 | Hannah Welton as Band Member #1 | Joshua Welton as Bouncer #2 | Chante Carmel as Attractive Woman | Michael Zane as Bouncer
Director: Fred Goss
Songs: Prince & Zooey Deschanel -- FALLINLOVE2NITE, Ohio Players -- Fire, Chaka Khan -- I Was Made to Love Him, Prince -- When You Were Mine

64 :03x15 - Exes

When Nick has an awkward run-in with his ex, Caroline, Jessica tries to convince him he can still be friends with her, by introducing him to her former boyfriend, Berkley. Meanwhile, Coach uses Schmidt's loft to impress a date, but things turn farcically disastrous when Schmidt arrives home with his own potential bedmate

Source: FOX
Guest Stars: Mary Elizabeth Ellis as Caroline | Tiffany Haddish as Leslie | Malea Rose as Sarah | Jenni Melear as Lynn | Jessica Chaffin as Bertie | Adam Brody as Berkley
Director: Alex Hardcastle
Writer: Nina Pedrad

65 :03x16 - Sister

Jess' wild-child sister, Abby, pays a visit and immediately throws the loft into disarray. Meanwhile, Schmidt enlists Nick to be his wingman in crashing a bar mitzvah and Winston throws a dinner party with Bertie, which turns awkward when only Cece and Coach attend

Source: FOX
Guest Stars: Allyn Rachel as Rachael | Jamie Lee Curtis as Joan Day | Jon Lovitz as Rabbi Feiglin | Jessica Chaffin as Bertie | Linda Cardellini as Abby | Damon Wayans, Jr. as Coach | Steve Agee as Outside Dave |
Co-Guest Stars: Jay Hawkins as Cop | Thom Williams as Dr. Nussbaum | Jeanette Branch as Tat'd Up Girl | Bunny Levine as Shirley
Director: Max Winkler
Songs: Sara Bareilles -- Brave

66 :03x17 - Sister II

Winston distracts himself from checking his results for the LAPD entrance exam. Jess' sister Abby decides she wants to stay in LA and has her eyes set on one of the boys.
Special Guest Stars: Damon Wayans, Jr. as Coach |
Guest Stars: Linda Cardellini as Abby | Jack Laufer as Broker | Garret Davis as Cop | Rodney To as Manager |
Co-Guest Stars: Gwen Van Dam as Docent | Ashley Wood (2) as Steph
Director: William Purple

67 :03x18 - Sister III

When Jess moves into Nick's bedroom, they both must deal with their complete lack of personal space. Meanwhile, Cece worries that Abby is taking advantage of Schmidt, while Coach worries Cece is treating him like one of her girlfriends. Also, Winston struggles with physical fitness

Source: FOX
Special Guest Stars: Damon Wayans, Jr. as Coach |
Guest Stars: Linda Cardellini as Abby | Connie Sawyer as Oldest Woman in the World |
Co-Guest Stars: Jordan Fuller as Young Winston | Stone Eisenmann as Young Nick | Ericka Kreutz as Elevator Woman

68 :03x19 - Fired Up

Jess hires, then must immediately fire Coach as her school's new volleyball coach. Meanwhile, Schmidt gets sued and enlists Nick and a procedural television-loving Winston to represent him at the deposition. Also, Cece catches the eye of a much younger man

Source: FOX
Special Guest Stars: Damon Wayans, Jr. as Coach |
Guest Stars: Rob Kerkovich as Tim | James Frecheville as Buster | Lauri Johnson as Stenographer | Brian Posehn as Biology Teacher | Matt Price as Bill Berland | Ben Falcone as Mike | Curtis Armstrong as Dr. Foster |
Co-Guest Stars: Michelle N. Carter as Yet Another Teacher | Kim Yarbrough as Another Teacher | Helen Hong as Teacher | Matt Fusfeld as Douchey Guy | Jayce Dempsey as Rakim
Director: Steve Welch
Writer: Sophia Lear
Songs: Of Monsters And Men -- Lakehouse

69 :03x20 - Mars Landing

Jess and Nick face some truths about their relationship, while Schmidt, Winston and Coach scramble to make a better second impression on their hot new neighbors. Also, Cece panics after she drunk-texts Buster

Source: FOX
Special Guest Stars: Damon Wayans, Jr. as Coach |
Guest Stars: Stevie Nelson (2) as Laurie | Alexandra Daddario as Michelle | June Diane Raphael as Sadie | James Frecheville as Buster
Director: Lynn Shelton

70 :03x21 - Big News

The morning after their break-up, Jess and Nick scramble to keep it a secret from the loftmates. Meanwhile, Winston passes his police academy entrance exam, and demands that the gang throw him a "Honey Roast"

Source: FOX
Special Guest Stars: Damon Wayans, Jr. as Coach |
Guest Stars: Jamie Lee Curtis as Joan Day

71 :03x22 - Dance

Jess has to try and organize her first school dance but believes that somebody is trying to sabotage her efforts.
Classification: Scripted
Genre: Comedy
Status: Returning Series
Network: FOX ( USA)
Airs: Tuesdays at 09:00 pm
Runtime: 30 Minutes
Premiere: September 20, 2011
Episode Order: 23
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