Mikey: (to the girls on the Black Squad) I know in school, you didn't get good grades. But when it comes to breast, you all get straight "A"'s!
Mikey: (to Leonard) I saw the tape of your birth, it was a disgrace. They showed your mom's vagina, but they blurred out your ugly face.
Narrator: (in the sketch "Supermammy") Supermammy will teach you how to deal with your children!
White Mother: (to her son) Sit your scronny, white ass down!