Jim: Every story has a beginning, but ours... doesn't start the way you might think. Sure, it begins on a street that looks like most. And a family that was, for the most part, normal, average, ordinary.
Jim: Hey! This storm really came out of nowhere, huh?
Mitch: Don't worry. I've flown through much worse.
Jim: Oh, yeah? When?
Mitch: Actually, I was just trying to make you feel better. This is about as bad as I've ever been up in.
(in the storm)
Stephanie: Who are you texting now?
Jim: Listen, listen! We're gonna be all right. I promise. Have I ever lied to you before? (Daphne nods) About anything this important?
Jim: Day after day, facing people you know you just can't help. Uh... how do you do it?
Yvonne: By not asking myself that question.
Lindsay: Yeah, I'm really glad that you survived the accident. Those memorial assemblies are super depressing.
Daphne: Oh, I know. I remember the one we had for your virginity. What was it, two years ago?
Jim: I wanna buy out the whole place for one hour. And I want you to take a break.
Batting Cage Clerk: Sorry, I'm not allowed to leave you alone here... (Jim slips him a bribe) for more than an hour.
Stephanie: Dr. King.
Dr. Dayton King: Stephanie. I've been looking for you.
Stephanie: Sorry, I had to step out for a second.
Dr. Dayton King: No need to be defensive. I'm not that much of a taskmaster, am I? Don't answer that. At least, not honestly.
Jim: Okay. Let's do this.
George: I can't believe I'm gonna kill you.
Jim: You're not gonna kill me, George. You're just gonna shoot me.
Stephanie: And in a life short on time, I suddenly found myself... fast.
George: Most of them can fly.
Jim: I can't fly.
George: I remember when you couldn't catch bullets, either.
Jim: I can't fly.
George: Just take a running jump. Look, get a head of steam, right, and you just think like something that can fly. Swoosh.
Jim: That's easy for you to say, but if this work, I'm roadkill.
George: From the guy that begged me to shoot him the other day.
Stephanie: How'd I do?
Katie: You were doing a mile every six seconds!
Stephanie: Huh. I thought I was faster than that.
George: Here's what we know so far: you can jump just over a quarter mile in a single leap.
Jim: A single what?
George: Fine. A single bound.
JJ: This is unbelievable. My whole family gets dipped in some super-water, and all I get... is wet.
Daphne: I don't want new abilities! High school is hard enough as it is!
Daphne: It's not fair. I can't be a virgin and a freak.
Jim: I have a lair... with Wi-Fi.
Jim: The problems we face may no longer be ordinary. But then again... neither are we.