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Nurse Jackie: …Deaf Blind Tumor Pee-Test

Jackie dodges Akalitus's request for a urine sample and forgets to order a cake for Coop's wedding; Kevin makes a stunning confession that leads to a marital split; Coop's bride stands him up at the altar.

Source: Showtime

Episode Info  

Episode number: 3x12
Airdate: Monday June 20th, 2011

Director: Linda Wallem
Writer: Liz Brixius

Alternate Airdates:

UK (sky ATLANTIC) Sep 20, 2011

Guest Stars
Gbenga  AkinnagbeGbenga Akinnagbe
As Kelly Slater
Stephen WallemStephen Wallem
As Thor Lundgren
Arjun GuptaArjun Gupta
As Sam
Danny HochDanny Hoch
As Mr. Digby

Co-Guest Stars
Lenny JacobsonLenny Jacobson
As Lenny
Katie FlahiveKatie Flahive
As Paramedic
Donshea HopkinsDonshea Hopkins
As Little Girl
Guthrie NutterGuthrie Nutter
As David Bonvino
Douglas TaurelDouglas Taurel
As John Bonvino
Anya MarleneAnya Marlene
As Social Services
Walter HudsonWalter Hudson
As Priest
Main Cast
Edie FalcoEdie Falco
As Jackie Peyton
Eve BestEve Best
As Dr. Eleanor O'Hara
Merritt WeverMerritt Wever
As Zoey Barkow
Paul SchulzePaul Schulze
As Eddie Walzer
Dominic FumusaDominic Fumusa
As Kevin Peyton
Anna Deavere SmithAnna Deavere Smith
As Gloria Akalitus
Ruby JerinsRuby Jerins
As Grace Peyton
Mackenzie AladjemMackenzie Aladjem
As Fiona Peyton
Peter FacinelliPeter Facinelli
As Dr. Fitch Cooper


Fiona tells the kids that she can make fire with a magnifying glass. Her friend has matches and the other kids feel like she shouldn't be talking about that. Gloria comes and asks for her to take a mandatory urine test and it's for all of the nurses. It is straight from HR. All of the nurses have to take the test. There is a man that is crazy and won't get any help, because there is nothing really wrong with him. Kelly takes water, vitamin b, zinc, ginger, and aspirin so that he can have a urine test clean. He says it just works for pot. ..

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