Mary Margaret: You wanna volunteer?
Leroy: I want to leave, sister, you're blocking the door.
Mary Margaret: Of course. You know, if you wanted to help, it would really be...
Leroy: Oh yeah, right. Quite a team we'd make. Town harlot, town drunk. The only person in this town that people like less than me is you. If you're coming to me, you're screwed.
Mary Margaret: The nuns used to make candles and trade them with the miners for coal.
Emma: Coal? In Maine? if they were mining for lobster, I'd understand.
Dreamy: Maybe I should have Doc take a look at me.
Bossy: You're gonna trust a dwarf that got his medical degree from a pickaxe?
Belle: I know love, and you're in it.
Dreamy: What's it like?
Belle: It's the most wonderful and amazing thing in the world. Love is hope. It fuels our dreams. And if you're in it, you need to enjoy it. Because love doesn't always love forever.
Mary Margaret: Oh, my god, you like her. She is a nun, Leroy. Could you possibly pick anyone any less available?
Leroy: Says the girl who went after a married guy?
Mary Margaret: Please don't do it!
Leroy: I'm not going to jump.
Mary Margaret: You're not?
Leroy: No, are you crazy? I could hit someone. You know how much damage I could do? I'm solidly built.