Antwon Tanner (Skills Taylor) and Paul Johansson (Dan Scott) do not appear in this episode.

Kid on the Playground: My mom says they only put stuff in these magazines that’s true! Your dad is hosed!
Jamie: He is not!

Clay: Okay even though it’s incredibly riveting watching you lift weights, I’m gonna go. What time are you going to the fashion show?
Nathan: I don’t know. You really want to go?
Clay: Do I want to go to a fashion show with tons of models walking around in dresses? Dude, I’m getting there early.

Victoria: Oh, so you’re the has-been actress we’re overpaying?
Alex: Oh I’ve heard about you. You’re the mean bitch who used to be a big deal here, but you’re not here anymore, so now you’re just a mean bitch.

Nathan: Putting my son to work?
Brooke: Absolutely! Clothes Over Bros has a long history of child labor.

Jamie: Why is she lying?
Nathan: Because bad people forget the difference between right and wrong, and they like to take advantage of good people.

Victoria: Millie is not a model.
Alex: She’s gorgeous and has better legs than McKenna, unless you want to go out there with your walker.

Clay: I want you to practice two very important words: no comment.

Julian: Even with all the gorgeous models here tonight, the most beautiful woman here was backstage.
Brooke: Thank you.
Julian: I was talking about Victoria.

Episode Title: Believe Me, I'm Lying

"Believe Me, I'm Lying" is the title of a song by Forever The Sickest Kids.